Weight Loss Update 10/23/18

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Queen Kimberly said:
I love how she proudly recommends very cherry tums for her “occasional heart burn”. I wonder what flavour she’d recommend for heart failure?
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Why can’t she just take a pill? Even her antacid needs to be candy flavored? She was excited to ask Becky which one she was getting so she’d have the opportunity to try a different flavor.
 
Suspiciously, no mention of Becky's weight. Judging from the horrific fupa footage from that "proposal" last week, and the fact that she's literally grown a 3rd chin I can only assume she's crossed the threshold into 300-elbees territory.
 
Most antacids are candy-flavored but it's not a contest to NEED to eat them after every breath+burp combination.

What is it these sows do all day besides shit video content?
 
not much food mentioned and none consumed in this video. kind of disappointing.

her panting and paleness is crazy. how does she not realize that she's staring death in the face?

found someone's new avatar.

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This is the first normal (as in, a video predominantly featuring Amber) AL video I've seen since I've started following her (I came in around the time our girl plopped Becky in front of the camera to avoid showing herself, before it started becoming a theme) & I'm already playing AL Bingo in my head. Thoughts:

  • Rickie's pillows look really well done. I have a friend who does the same with her old t-shirts, they're so nice & cuddly.
  • I had to use a scooter in Wommart for a few weeks after I sprained my knee over the summer & I was dying of embarrassment the whole time (as I'm a pretty hefty gorl, myself). How AL can ride around in one of those things with zero shame, I'll never know.
  • Becky using the camera to clean schmutz off her face, gross
  • Amber, you & Becky have constant heartburn because your diet sucks. Becky's heartburn medication not working isn't "weird," you two just eat nothing but shit.
  • Amber is too lazy to scan her own groceries
  • "beggeen & BEGGEEN"
  • Amber's actually in the front seat whaaaat
  • You know she bought that movie set just for the keychain
  • She watched horror movies with her grandmother?
  • Of course she's excited for a Halloween party. Parties=food!
  • God, both of them need to wash their hair.
  • What the fuck is Amber doing to Twinkie to make her growl like that?
 
Rainbowwsnoww said:
Why can’t she just take a pill? Even her antacid needs to be candy flavored? She was excited to ask Becky which one she was getting so she’d have the opportunity to try a different flavor.
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Well to be fair if you go try generic/unflavoured versions of some medications, you'll want to vomit. Just go and take a whiff of milk of magnesia. Then try to take some. Rotting dead fish+Hamber's crotch is likely how to describe it. .. Also Vitamin C Coughdrops are legitimately like candy. Just saying..

BOLDYSPICY! said:
This is the first normal (as in, a video predominantly featuring Amber) AL video I've seen since I've started following her (I came in around the time our girl plopped Becky in front of the camera to avoid showing herself, before it started becoming a theme) & I'm already playing AL Bingo in my head. Thoughts:

  • Rickie's pillows look really well done. I have a friend who does the same with her old t-shirts, they're so nice & cuddly.
  • I had to use a scooter in Wommart for a few weeks after I sprained my knee over the summer & I was dying of embarrassment the whole time (as I'm a pretty hefty gorl, myself). How AL can ride around in one of those things with zero shame, I'll never know.
  • Becky using the camera to clean schmutz off her face, gross
  • Amber, you & Becky have constant heartburn because your diet sucks. Becky's heartburn medication not working isn't "weird," you two just eat nothing but shit.
  • Amber is too lazy to scan her own groceries
  • "beggeen & BEGGEEN"
  • Amber's actually in the front seat whaaaat
  • You know she bought that movie set just for the keychain
  • She watched horror movies with her grandmother?
  • Of course she's excited for a Halloween party. Parties=food!
  • God, both of them need to wash their hair.
  • What the fuck is Amber doing to Twinkie to make her growl like that?
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The dog is neglected. It likely hates it's owners, I wish the boys would just take over animal management.
 
Guardsman42 said:
Well to be fair if you go try generic/unflavoured versions of some medications, you'll want to vomit. Just go and take a whiff of tard cum of magnesia. Then try to take some. Rotting dead fish+Hamber's crotch is likely how to describe it. .. Also Vitamin C Coughdrops are legitimately like candy. Just saying..
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But can’t you just take a Prilosec like Becky? Asking for a friend.
 
The dog is neglected. It likely hates it's owners, I wish the boys would just take over animal management.
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Honestly, even Eric's dogs are looking way fatter.

Edit: Becky drives like shit, I would hate to be behind her at any stop.

"pop socket" is what Big AL read from this

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JerkyPirate said:
Honestly, even Eric's dogs are looking way fatter.

Edit: Becky drives like shit, I would hate to be behind her at any stop.

"pop socket" is what Big AL read from this

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I could have gone on my whole life without knowing Chukie Funko Pop's were a thing, or that anyone bought one, but of course it'd be these two toddlers.
 
i fully believe amber left the footage of neckys gross lick n wipe in to make her look bad. why would you edit clips and leave that in???? in what universe would you want to show your partner in that embarassing light other than fuckin narc intent???
 
Dutch Courage said:
This is why I warned against typing "m-i-l-k" the other day... Also avoid "m-i-l-k-i-n-g" and "h-a-s-h-b-r-o-w-n-s", you'll thank me later.
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So I see. Well what ever. Just saying, some medications taste and smell horrid. I can't really say Hamber is dumb for liking flavoured medications vs non flavoured.
 
The only way for her to actually lose weight properly would be hospitalization, at this point. Not that she’d ever willingly submit to that, though...
 
Dozaemon said:
The only way for her to actually lose weight properly would be hospitalization, at this point. Not that she’d ever willingly submit to that, though...
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I suspect you are correct..and by the time Hamber is willing to submit to, it's not going to be hospital care to lose weight, but just hospice and pain management as she dies.
 
chicken wings said:
She could easily lose 10lbs in 2 weeks if someone strapped her to the bed and fed her nothing but bariatric protein shakes for her 3 meals.

Some progress is better than no progress I guess. It's going to pick back up once she decides she can "reward" herself for a job well done.
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That’s the thing—none of them, neither Becky or the Queens, are going to do that. They’re going to keep enabling her.
 
thejackal said:
Becky sitting in bed and the first thing she does in the morning is put on a snapback. Cracked me up man.
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It's like Amber's cardigan. They subconsciously feel naked without it and think that by putting those on, people will not see that theyre almost half ton of lard together
 
I like how we went from including shots of the scale in the video, to inserted photos of it with weight displaced, and now we are simply expected to take a 600lb compulsive liar at her word when she talks about her weight loss. Whenever she can disprove a haydur theory she does it as quickly and unsubtly as possible; if there had been weight loss she would have video footage of the scale broadcast on News of the World.
 
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