Weight Loss Update 10/23/18

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A whole 8 days ago she took a shit and stood on the scale afterwards with no clothes on to shave the weight of three pounds of fabric.

Wow riveting content.
 
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Amber is becoming the Great Pumpkin. She is really dedicated to her Halloween costume this year.
 
If she really lost weight she wouldn't have wasted so much time to announce it. She would have uploaded it immediately to gloat to duh haders.
 
Amber finally figured out the secret to weight loss guys! You see, she was actually weighing herself too often. If she only weighs herself once a week that will surely be the key to melting off those lbs.
 
She looked more like a stupid baby with that fucking bow. It was so ridiculous. I kind of miss it.

What's the point of a "weight loss update" though when you didnt change shit? You had a normal weight fluctuation; regular people weigh plus or minus about 4 pounds all the time. Youre 540 lbs and lost less than 1% of your excess weight because Becky was too busy making a tray of gross prepackaged cookies to take you for a 20 piece nuggie snack and you had to settle for your emergency Lunchables. It's not stunning and brave, not a victory, not surprising, or any sort of "success". You arent burning the haydurs.
 
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If she really lost weight she wouldn't have wasted so much time to announce it. She would have uploaded it immediately to gloat to duh haders.
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That's why I don't believe a word she says, until I see proof of her standing on a damn scale. No way would she wait 8 days to gloat about her "weight loss" to all of her haydurz. Never would I consider losing 3 ellbees at her weight to be weight loss.
 
AL does not read the comments and has no idea why you would think that
 

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really gonna need her to stop shoving Becky into the camera. like whatever that...poem? rap? thing was supposed to be...nobody asked for that
 
If she wore a burlap sack, she could look like Oogie Boogie for Halloween. She already has bugs falling out of her!
 
Ah, look how we've evolved. We only had pieces to put together than Amber can only go around in a scooter, now she's making Becky film herself starting up one. They must be REAL desperate for that youtube money!

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AL does not read the comments and has no idea why you would think that
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looks like she forgot to sign into one of her 70 sock accounts for this one
 
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I had my back turned for the first part of the video. When I turned around to watch the rest, this was literally the first thing I saw.
 
Arrested For YT Crimes said:
Ah, look how we've evolved. We only had pieces to put together than Amber can only go around in a scooter, now she's making Becky film herself starting up one. They must be REAL desperate for that youtube money!


looks like she forgot to sign into one of her 70 sock accounts for this one
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She was just so offended by the very idea that she would have gained weight and lied about it she had to take care of this personally instead of leaving it to one of her many alternative accounts supporters.
 
The fact that Becky takes every possible chance to mention a dead relative is a joke between the two of them, right? She can't lack that much self awareness... Right?
 
Becky sitting in bed and the first thing she does in the morning is put on a snapback. Cracked me up man.
 
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