Weight Loss Update 10/23/18

[Queen Kimberly]

I love how she proudly recommends very cherry tums for her “occasional heart burn”. I wonder what flavour she’d recommend for heart failure?

 

[thejackal]

I love how she proudly recommends very cherry tums for her “occasional heart burn”. I wonder what flavour she’d recommend for heart failure?

Goes to Walmart, uses a scooter and buys Tums. Is 27.

 

[Soup]

Living in filth, nothing new.

 

[pecansandies]

GOALZ! Slay, gorl, live your best life!

omg I just had this image of Amberlynn scooting across a walmart while some vogue ball music is playing and a bunch of queens are saying YAAAS MAMA SLAY GORL every time she makes bad food choices while shopping

I think I need to download some video editing software and make this happen...

 

[Fupacabra]

Dear everyone, I cut out a GIF from this video for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy:

 

[Vitamin_A]

AL looks very uncomfortable in the end clip where shes supposed to 'rap' and repeatedly tries to hide behind her blanket. The weight gain is getting to her, shes becoming more and more self conscious and its particularly noticeable in the last few videos.

Assuming she doesnt kick the bucket, I'd love to see what innovative solutions AL will come up with when the weather warms up again.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Amber is becoming the Great Pumpkin. She is really dedicated to her Halloween costume this year.

 

[Very Honest Content]

12 minutes I can do this:

Spoiler: Six of ten

Amber looks bad in any light, just start the video already and quit eye fucking the lens.

Becky shows off old shirts and a blankey. Full grown adults not overstuffed large infants, kiwifarmers...

"Gender switched grown up Beavis and Butt-Head go to Walmart," portion of the video.

Watch this show recommendation, this is in bed and the darkness under her eyes looks real bad, very haggard.

In the car on the way to the hospital, is the hand clap right at the end of this Necky's new non-verbal agreed to cue to stop v-logging her before she has an autistic episode?

Child's Play discs with chase figure presented to the camera as something to savor, autistic episode avoiding hand clap signal confirmed!

Amber shows off her stained shirt, says sarcastically, "Let's just move that down so I don't look like a scum." Self awareness usually arrives too late for millennials to do any good.

Weight announcement. Autistic yodeling intensifies. So does whoop whooping. These two as Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope would be a sight this Halloween that's for sure.

Predictive text rapping gets left in because if you're going to show Becky without her hat she's going to have to make you pay back somehow, I guess?

There's some decent content to mine out for future fan made videos in here.

 

[Lunete]

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Amber is becoming the Great Pumpkin. She is really dedicated to her Halloween costume this year.

You might lose a little weight if you walked every now and then fatass.

 

[Kamiii]

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Amber is becoming the Great Pumpkin. She is really dedicated to her Halloween costume this year.

That scooter is about to break

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

Becky taking a nice bite out of Twinkie

 

[Bottomless]

AL looks very uncomfortable in the end clip where shes supposed to 'rap' and repeatedly tries to hide behind her blanket. The weight gain is getting to her, shes becoming more and more self conscious

My thoughts exactly. It was painful to watch her trying to cover herself. But then again, not too long ago she filmed herself "dancing" to Barbie Girl (which I prefer tbh, islamic content is much more fun). So which is it? Does she give a fuck? Does she not? Is this a cycle bound to repeat itself forever?

 

[sperginity]

Well she sure showed us. 3.8 lbs down? She's gonna totally do it this time guys I can feel it

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Who tf needs to bring a blanket with them in a car when they weigh 550 lbs and it's only 50F outside? Gorl needs to pack on some more blubber.

Her celebration over losing 3.8 lbs was full of cringe. That's a victory when you weigh 200 lbs, not 550. Get excited once you've actually maintained a 20+ loss.

 

[Guardsman42]

So she took a shit and maybe wiped off the built up filth between her rolls and lost a few pounds.

Gaining in back in 3..2..1.. She's fucked with the multitudes of holidays coming. Then again, maybe no one will like invite her along to said holidays. She'll be stuck in the bed for a day unable to get to Walmart!

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Well she sure showed us. 3.8 lbs down? She's gonna totally do it this time guys I can feel it

I think we all underestimate Ambers intelligence.

The mastermind purposely gained all this weight to garner as much attention as possible to earn all this ad revenue.

When she has hit her savings goal she‘ll lose all those additional 445 lbs and write a book how she tricked us all.

 

[Raven]

When she has hit her savings goal she‘ll lose all those additional 445 lbs and write a book how she tricked us all.

I wonder how old Amber was the first and last time she ever weighed 100 lbs...thoughts?

 

[8008135]

I wonder how old Amber was the first and last time she ever weighed 100 lbs...thoughts?

Six.

 

[Synthwave]

Why is she being super obnoxious about her weight loss? I can’t think of anything else but a) showing the haydurs she can do it
b) being happy about the fact that now she has ”room” to gain that much back without ”actually gaining” in Amber logic.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Her blanket looks like a fucking bath mat