Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[Norvic]

Dude, if you look at Brianna’s twitter, you’ll see she calls gay men an enemy to women. She’s said they’re bad allies over and over again even since running for office.

She likens drag queens to clowns.

"competition for the penis" really was peak Brianna.
Maybe Warren doesn't know about that gem.

Wu talking about her feminine truth and her reproductive health care issues.... it never gets old.


(Edit: Just for the sake of context, when Wu wrote this she had been living as a woman for less than 2 years and had only had her penis lopped off a little over a week ago.)

 

[W person cow]

@W person cow, thanks for all your responses, if i could impose on you to answer a question for me just one more time.

I grew up in South Yorkshire and have been an oldschool Socialist of the Atley school of thought for years. Now as i understand it we have broadly similar beliefs in many areas so what I don't understand is this, how can you stomach working for Wu? A person who has a work history of almost nothing, driven a number of her start-up businesses into the ground losing hundreds of thousands of other peoples money and still is happy to spend yet more money that they haven't earned on expensive gadgets and high-end sports cars, how are they qualified to speak for the working class when they have so skillfully avoided any actual work in their life?

I don't know who Atley is. I'm a democratic socialist of the Jon Stewart/Bernie Sanders school, not an old school socialist, more like a typical capitalist who likes some FDR New Deal ideas and wants to bring them back. I think rich people are not evil, they just should pay their fair share of taxes and help more to lift up all boats and whatnot.

I don't think Brianna speaks for the working class or is working class. I think the gig economy class has already grown larger than the working class, and Atwater probably never envisioned it, whoever he is. And both classes are doing terribly right now, and folks like Stephen Lynch and the Republicans try to scapegoat those 'lazy millenials' and those 'sketchy criminals and immigrants' and fakely champion the working class against them, while the ultra rich laugh all their way to the bank. I'm sure he gets lots of mileage off his accent. But all 3 'lower' classes of working, gig and invisible classes are *all* having a lot of trouble right now, and whatever you may think of Brianna, as a member of the upper middle class she is closer to me and to the working class than Lynch is with his multiple high rise apartments.

Voehl is more like middle-middle class, and is probably the most humble of the three of them. But dude's ideas are pretty wild lol. He says that millenials "enjoy" the gig economy. Lolwhut.

Also and finally, if Brianna is so dedicated and working so hard on their campaign, why doesn't their social media accounts look like her opponents? We see more on your own and Franks than Brianna, maybe it should be you two who are running?

Voehl has literally 2 twitter followers and his Facebook was non existent until a few days ago. And Lynch had not updated Facebook since 2014, the last i checked.
But thank you for saying I should run! I'm definitely gonna give it a shot! Who knows, I may fail spectacularly, but you only live once, right?

 

[Eli Whitney]

I don't understand why y'all have such an obsessive interest. Is this how the Republicans are going to be to me every day of my fricking life when I run for office? Are other candidates as paparazzi'ed as Brianna? Or just the big ones? City Council definitely does not get this much attention lol. Do y'all lolcow any other political candidates? Or political-related people, such as Alex Jones and whatnot? Or is Brianna the only one? I definitely troll my local politicians on a small scale with friends. But this is like dozens of observations and questions a day in this one thread alone. It's like, massive! Her thread is what, 50 times the size of even this one?

I think it's been answered a dozen times on this thread, but I will answer it again since you don't seem to understand: we don't give a shit about politics or politicians.

John is featured here, not because of his political aspirations, but rather because his life is a unending spectacle of insatiable narcissism. He is a life long, self aggrandizing con-artist who lives only for attention. He had a thread here many years before his campaign, and will have one long after. This campaign is just one aspect of a long list of things John has done as a grasp for money, notoriety, and power over others.

I'm pretty sure there is an Alex Jones thread here, because he is pretty funny. In comparison to John though, Jones is at least a very successful self made guy. He has a multi-million dollar media outlet which, for better or worse, wields political influence that can impact the highest order of politics in the US. John is a guy who has never held a serious job who chopped his own dick off to so he could mooch off a sinister Asian dwarf.

 

[Karellen]

Warren here is giving me flashbacks to a lolcow of old, Ken DeMeyer of Conservapedia fame. Can’t answer a question, deflects to random off topic things no one cares about and declares victory over nothing.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

(...) And both classes are doing terribly right now, and folks like Stephen Lynch and the Republicans try to scapegoat those 'lazy millenials' and those 'sketchy criminals and immigrants' and fakely champion the working class against them, while the ultra rich laugh all their way to the bank. (...) whatever you may think of Brianna, as a member of the upper middle class she is closer to me and to the working class than Lynch is with his multiple high rise apartments.
Voehl is more like middle-middle class, and is probably the most humble of the three of them. But dude's ideas are pretty wild lol. He says that millenials "enjoy" the gig economy. Lolwhut.

I hope you don't forget that both Brianna and you are Gen X not Millenials. Also LOL at Brianna being "upper middle class". He doesn't even own a home! Due to their reckless spending and Brianna's lack of gainful employment in her entire life, they qualify as middle middle class at best, despite the good income of her husband. She is dragging him down, and we all feel kinda sorry for what will happen with him in the old age. (but not really because it's his own fault)

 

[An Ghost]

Another one for the lol-cow museum.

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The scrawlings of a serial killer in the margin.

Also “big gout”

 

[Particle Bored]

Or she might be, y'know, new at this? There were about 60 people. Kind of a disappointing turnout and probably not worth what they spent, but we did fundraise some from it. Less than breaking even but we all got to see Star Wars, and tried doing another thing.
You never know how stuff works until you try. To Chris Voehl's credit, he knew even less what he was doing when he started, and only seems to have learned what a DTC is about 2 months ago, poor guy.

If they raised less than they spent, the net effect is “fund spending,” not “fund raising.”

Socialist math at work.

 

[Florence]

I'm a democratic socialist of the Jon Stewart/Bernie Sanders school, not an old school socialist, more like a typical capitalist who likes some FDR New Deal ideas and wants to bring them back.

That’s so inaccurate it’s not even funny. Democratic socialists are old school socialists who believe in using the state to establish a communist society. And Bernie is by no means capitalist.

 

[Karl Franz]

That shit Warren says reminds me of Russian elections propaganda where you have to vote for Putin because he only steals 60% shit he sees, and anybody else would surely steal it all and sell to America.

However, I believe in US unapproved candidates are not being hit with fabricated lawsuits yet, so I see no reason why a better candidate (anybody would be better than Wu) that all these crowds, who hate Lynch and Voehl, love, would elect.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

This is autism the likes of which we have not seen.

What? I didn't make that up... it was her commercial. You see some stock footage of someone riding a bike and then it cuts to Wu with the bike turned off at a stop sign taking the helmet off.

Also, don't forget the old scooter....

Holy shit that's a lot of photoshop!
Where's most of her face? What the fuck happened to her right (viwer-left) arm? Did she get it caught in a machine?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I don't know who Atley is. I'm a democratic socialist of the Jon Stewart/Bernie Sanders school, not an old school socialist, more like a typical capitalist who likes some FDR New Deal ideas and wants to bring them back. I think rich people are not evil, they just should pay their fair share of taxes and help more to lift up all boats and whatnot.

I don't think Brianna speaks for the working class or is working class. I think the gig economy class has already grown larger than the working class, and Atwater probably never envisioned it, whoever he is. And both classes are doing terribly right now, and folks like Stephen Lynch and the Republicans try to scapegoat those 'lazy millenials' and those 'sketchy criminals and immigrants' and fakely champion the working class against them, while the ultra rich laugh all their way to the bank. I'm sure he gets lots of mileage off his accent. But all 3 'lower' classes of working, gig and invisible classes are *all* having a lot of trouble right now, and whatever you may think of Brianna, as a member of the upper middle class she is closer to me and to the working class than Lynch is with his multiple high rise apartments.

Voehl is more like middle-middle class, and is probably the most humble of the three of them. But dude's ideas are pretty wild lol. He says that millenials "enjoy" the gig economy. Lolwhut.


Voehl has literally 2 twitter followers and his Facebook was non existent until a few days ago. And Lynch had not updated Facebook since 2014, the last i checked.
But thank you for saying I should run! I'm definitely gonna give it a shot! Who knows, I may fail spectacularly, but you only live once, right?

In what world is Brianna Wu upper middle class? Can you define “upper middle class”?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

@W person cow, you claim the Rep. Lynch paid for his primary ballot signatures. I'd like to see some proof of that because, in reality, the large unions that support him held signature-gathering events that were run by volunteers at no cost to the Lynch campaign.

Since you don't seem to have a very firm grasp on the meaning of the word "proof," your reply should not begin with "I heard" or "A 6-foot-5 tranny told me."

 

[Very Honest Content]

By the way, why do they call these "lolcow cults"? Is this a cult?

Because certain lolcows, not you, but others on the site, for whatever reasons, draw in a 'cult' of posters who only frequent that part of the site dealing with their chosen favorite lolcow and either disregard or don't bother acclimating to the rest of it in between cult posting in their preferred lolcow thread, usually nearly, exclusively.

Do y'all lolcow any other political candidates? Or political-related people, such as Alex Jones and whatnot? Or is Brianna the only one?...But this is like dozens of observations and questions a day in this one thread alone. It's like, massive! Her thread is what, 50 times the size of even this one?

That's the third thread, there's two 1000 page mega-threads on your candidate that precede the current one and their entry into national politics.

Also, funny you should ask Warren, but this one hasn't been replied to in over a year, for some reason nobody wants to discuss the performance artist from Austin too often, probably because he's kind of played out at this point?

 

[David_cadbury]

Hey warren! I was wondering if you ever had plans to return to film making. I actually thought Pony Trouble was fun and campy in a Tromaville sort of way. Not long before you two started working together I mentioned somewhere in her official thread that Brianna always reminded me of a cult film actress, like if Mink Stole had a child with Tura Satana.

So here’s my question: Would you consider making a movie in the spirit of Pony Trouble with Brianna as your leading lady?

 

[Karellen]

We know Brianna loves the gig-economy. She spent $1000’s of her campaign money on Uber.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

a bunch of rambling about nothing, i dunno

I'd like to hear you answer the question @Norvic asked earlier, regarding your admission that Wu is spending undeclared money on you that is not reflected in her FEC releases. You dodged it.
I believe he was asking if you were aware this is a crime?

 

[W person cow]

I'd like to hear you answer the question @Norvic asked earlier, regarding your admission that Wu is spending undeclared money on you that is not reflected in her FEC releases. You dodged it.
I believe he was asking if you were aware this is a crime?

I said it was probably declared.
And if y'all want me to spend more time on this site reading articles and asking questions, y'all should give me some room to. The jokes at my expense were pretty hilarious at first, but not so funny that it doesn't get old coming back to 10-15 of "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY LATEST ANGRY BLOCK TEXT" every few hours. Surely you can find someone else to amuse you while you wait. I'm only one man, lol.

(answering questions, I mean. Still no clue on the edit function.)

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Yes and when universities become fully publicly funded, I'm sure John will be in complete support of the government upholding the First Amendment in ensuring that """"controversial"""" speakers cannot get deplatformed by mob rule and also the jettisoning of campus sexual assault kangaroo courts.

 

[Bassomatic]

So the only thing about getting real jobs in the MA8th bri bri is against? Plus making it more expensive to employ people? Gosh, Warren as someone who's self admitted poor, you should be really rethinking who's literally openingly trying to send you up the economic river.

 

[Florence]

I said it was probably declared.

Really? Cause there’s no mention of it in the finance declarations...