Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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W person cow said:
She took a lot of initiative, and paid my friends to help me, and came out with us, and Frank did too. We really wanted to get all the signatures on our own. But we were all too new at it. I think the 800 figure would be accurate had we not found Alex. But at least we tried, unlike the other 2 campaigns.

What would they have done if I hadn't found them Alex? IDK, tried to find some kind of Alex-like person on their own I guess? Whoever they found would have been inferior I suspect. They may have been completely sunk without me. I won't deny that I completely saved their butts at least 4 or 5 different times. I'm sure they are glad to have a "cultist" like me who will go the extra mile to figure stuff out. Even if I do sleep til 3pm sometimes, lol.
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have you seen wu ride that motorcycle? is there proof?
 
W person cow said:
She took a lot of initiative, and paid my friends to help me, and came out with us, and Frank did too. We really wanted to get all the signatures on our own. But we were all too new at it. I think the 800 figure would be accurate had we not found Alex. But at least we tried, unlike the other 2 campaigns.
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That's interesting, because none of this is declared in her FEC accounts.
Did you just confess in writing that Wu is spending undeclared money on her campaign? Do you realise that's a crime?
 
W person cow said:
To Chris Voehl's credit, he knew even less what he was doing when he started, and only seems to have learned what a DTC is about 2 months ago, poor guy.
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Which is why his campaign has virtually the same amount of finances on hand as when he started, while yours has spent nearly all of its contributions on Potbelly Sandwiches and trips to California.
 
CatParty said:
have you seen wu ride that motorcycle? is there proof?
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If my first person witness account is proof then yes. Yes I have seen her ride it, but mostly the Porsche and that Audi before. I do think the flashy cars are not my style, but I think it works in the district. Dudes like cars, and ladies like ladies who drive cool cars. In both rich towns and poor towns. Except some of the older ladies, who are like "watch out!"
She came to Norwood Dems the second time on her motorcycle. Which is kind of ironic given the other time she missed Norwood Dems, and y'all seemed to think she was making up having a motorcycle, and did this whole stalking thing. But they showed up in 2 different vehicles that day. It was at some cool antique historic house in Norwood where they have a lot of the meetings for stuff. As opposed to the other meetings of the Norwood Dems that i went to, which were both at this Irish pub.
 
W person cow said:
If my first person witness account is proof then yes. Yes I have seen her ride it, but mostly the Porsche and that Audi before. I do think the flashy cars are not my style, but I think it works in the district. Dudes like cars, and ladies like ladies who drive cool cars. In both rich towns and poor towns. Except some of the older ladies, who are like "watch out!"
She came to Norwood Dems the second time on her motorcycle. Which is kind of ironic given the other time she missed Norwood Dems, and y'all seemed to think she was making up having a motorcycle, and did this whole stalking thing. But they showed up in 2 different vehicles that day. It was at some cool antique historic house in Norwood where they have a lot of the meetings for stuff. As opposed to the other meetings of the Norwood Dems that i went to, which were both at this Irish pub.
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why won't she post a video of her riding it?
 
CatParty said:
have you seen wu ride that motorcycle? is there proof?
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It was in a picture @JSGOTI took of John's house: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brian...t-general-thread.23639/page-1660#post-3275299

Parked right out front the door. Maybe a spring-loaded eject platform which would shoot her through the roof onto the bike incase Gamergate showed up to leave her dog outside to freeze to death again. That way she could land right on the bike she doesn't know how to ride and crash it on the nearest telephone pole.


CatParty said:
why won't she post a video of her riding it?
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She did post stock footage of someone else riding some other bike once. Which then cut into her sitting on it parked. I really doubt she has a license for it.
 
As long as we’re going off the rails, have you met the dogs? Are they compensated for their campaign work?
 
I don't understand why y'all have such an obsessive interest. Is this how the Republicans are going to be to me every day of my fricking life when I run for office? Are other candidates as paparazzi'ed as Brianna? Or just the big ones? City Council definitely does not get this much attention lol. Do y'all lolcow any other political candidates? Or political-related people, such as Alex Jones and whatnot? Or is Brianna the only one? I definitely troll my local politicians on a small scale with friends. But this is like dozens of observations and questions a day in this one thread alone. It's like, massive! Her thread is what, 50 times the size of even this one?
 
W person cow said:
I don't understand why y'all have such an obsessive interest. Is this how the Republicans are going to be to me every day of my fricking life when I run for office? Are other candidates as paparazzi'ed as Brianna? Or just the big ones? City Council definitely does not get this much attention lol. Do y'all lolcow any other political candidates? Or political-related people, such as Alex Jones and whatnot? Or is Brianna the only one? I definitely troll my local politicians on a small scale with friends. But this is like dozens of observations and questions a day in this one thread alone. It's like, massive! Her thread is what, 50 times the size of even this one?
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We've explained this before. Nobody is going to give a shit about you.
Brianna is a special case, because she's so wonderfully dishonest about everything she does, she's a miserable failure who consistently overestimates her own abilities yet never learns anything from the inevitable crashes. I really thought I'd be done with her once she shipped R60, that she'd lapse in to being too boring to be covered, but out of the ashes of Giant Spacekat somehow she forged Politician Wu and the cycle repeated itself. I can't wait to see what she does next.

There are multiple threads on Alex Jones, and other such political figures who are delightfully crazy. You really aren't going to qualify unless you step your game up though.
 
I think you missed or skipped my question on Brianna’s hypocrisy in terms of “leopards changing spots.” Brianna did a string of interviews last year where she criticized Lynch for stances he held decades ago before evolving on the topics.

Yet while some people brought up her work for Trent Lott, no one noted how she changes politics with rabid obsession every half decade.

How can anyone take her seriously? Why should we?
 
W person cow said:
I don't understand why y'all have such an obsessive interest. Is this how the Republicans are going to be to me every day of my fricking life when I run for office? Are other candidates as paparazzi'ed as Brianna? Or just the big ones? City Council definitely does not get this much attention lol. Do y'all lolcow any other political candidates? Or political-related people, such as Alex Jones and whatnot? Or is Brianna the only one? I definitely troll my local politicians on a small scale with friends. But this is like dozens of observations and questions a day in this one thread alone. It's like, massive! Her thread is what, 50 times the size of even this one?
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I think your question is genuine. I see that others explained already, so I will just add my two cents. Brianna is not a typical candidate ("canidate"). Her "run" for Congress is just a part of her long career on Kiwi Farms. For most of the people who are more than superficially interested in her, it becomes very clear without help of KF that she is just a vain narcissist without any actual accomplishments. The fact that some gullible people like you fall for her schtick makes her interesting, and motivates the effort to document her antics.

Personally, I treat her thread as a sort of mix of commentary on modern media culture and a train wreck. I'm pretty sure it's not going to last very long, and in the end it will fail spectacularly.
 
ZKWNordman said:
I think you missed or skipped my question on Brianna’s hypocrisy in terms of “leopards changing spots.” Brianna did a string of interviews last year where she criticized Lynch for stances he held decades ago before evolving on the topics.
Yet while some people brought up her work for Trent Lott, no one noted how she changes politics with rabid obsession every half decade.
How can anyone take her seriously? Why should we?
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Stephen Lynch's stances were shockingly backward at the time, and his stances now are shockingly backward now. He's moved on from being 20 years behind the 90s to being 20 years behind 2018. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he's finally caught up with the 90s!
But I think "you should be allowed to murder gay people if they are acting 'lasciviously'" is a pretty heinous thing for somebody to have pushed as an amendment in Massachusetts, even if they've now moved on from it, that still reflects on them.
As far as doing some work in college for a conservative? I mean that reflects on Brianna too but not in such a heinous way. I used to be more conservative too.
I don't expect you'll take anything seriously, this is after all, a site about laughing, right? But Lynch and Voehl definitely take her seriously. Lynch hasn't done half this much campaigning in nearly a decade. And Voehl's whole speech in Braintree yesterday was about how he's different from Lynch because he wants peace in the 7 countries we are at war in, and different from Brianna because he's against single payer health care and doesn't "hate men", lol. And there are a lot of people who take Brianna quite seriously. Y'all especially, apparently!
But I take few things in life too seriously if I can. My girlfriend's health, Bernie Sanders, and maybe getting this lead out of the fricking Malden water. I wish y'all were right and I was just making it up. But the DEP failed us twice, (not just two schools but extensive assessments of the town) while all the other MA towns passed. It's not a Flint situation but it's worse than any other town in this state. And yes, the Ancient Romans and even Americans had lead pipes until the 1920s or so. Some places still do. But it's not, y'know, good for you. The lead gets in the water, and not in a harmless way unfortunately.
 
@W person cow, thanks for all your responses, if i could impose on you to answer a question for me just one more time.

I grew up in South Yorkshire and have been an oldschool Socialist of the Atley school of thought for years. Now as i understand it we have broadly similar beliefs in many areas so what i don't understand is this, how can you stomach working for Wu? A person who has a work history of almost nothing, driven a number of her start-up businesses into the ground losing hundreds of thousands of other peoples money and still is happy to spend yet more money that they haven't earned on expensive gadgets and high-end sports cars, how are they qualified to speak for the working class when they have so skillfully avoided any actual work in their life?

Also and finally, if Brianna is so dedicated and working so hard on their campaign, why doesn't their social media accounts look like her opponents? We see more on your own and Franks than Brianna, maybe it should be you two who are running?
 
W person cow said:
Dudes like cars, and ladies like ladies who drive cool cars. In both rich towns and poor towns
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Maybe if their 12 years old.

Not one is impressed by someone who had to ask the Porsche forum how to drive stick.

Rich people don't care about someone in a Porsche.

Poor people sure as fuck don't want to be lectured to by someone that openly brags about a car that costs more than they make in a year.
And especially a person who does not listen to their real concerns.
 
W person cow said:
Stephen Lynch's stances were shockingly backward at the time, and his stances now are shockingly backward now. He's moved on from being 20 years behind the 90s to being 20 years behind 2018. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he's finally caught up with the 90s!
But I think "you should be allowed to murder gay people if they are acting 'lasciviously'" is a pretty heinous thing for somebody to have pushed as an amendment in Massachusetts, even if they've now moved on from it, that still reflects on them.
As far as doing some work in college for a conservative? I mean that reflects on Brianna too but not in such a heinous way. I used to be more conservative too.
I don't expect you'll take anything seriously, this is after all, a site about laughing, right? But Lynch and Voehl definitely take her seriously. Lynch hasn't done half this much campaigning in nearly a decade. And Voehl's whole speech in Braintree yesterday was about how he's different from Lynch because he wants peace in the 7 countries we are at war in, and different from Brianna because he's against single payer health care and doesn't "hate men", lol. And there are a lot of people who take Brianna quite seriously. Y'all especially, apparently!
But I take few things in life too seriously if I can. My girlfriend's health, Bernie Sanders, and maybe getting this lead out of the fricking Malden water. I wish y'all were right and I was just making it up. But the DEP failed us twice, (not just two schools but extensive assessments of the town) while all the other MA towns passed. It's not a Flint situation but it's worse than any other town in this state. And yes, the Ancient Romans and even Americans had lead pipes until the 1920s or so. Some places still do. But it's not, y'know, good for you. The lead gets in the water, and not in a harmless way unfortunately.
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Dude, if you look at Brianna’s twitter, you’ll see she calls gay men an enemy to women. She’s said they’re bad allies over and over again even since running for office.

She likens drag queens to clowns.

She wrote an op ed screed about Monica lewinsky being a literal whore.

But ok.
 
W person cow said:
What kind of dull life doesn't have wacky adventures in it?


Maybe it's an issue with your presentation, lol.

The one theory that you seemed to have overlooked is that I might have a short attention span, lol. By the way, why do they call these "lolcow cults"? Is this a cult?
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I’ll take a dull life that doesn’t require people to send me sh
W person cow said:
Stephen Lynch's stances were shockingly backward at the time, and his stances now are shockingly backward now. He's moved on from being 20 years behind the 90s to being 20 years behind 2018. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he's finally caught up with the 90s!
But I think "you should be allowed to murder gay people if they are acting 'lasciviously'" is a pretty heinous thing for somebody to have pushed as an amendment in Massachusetts, even if they've now moved on from it, that still reflects on them.
As far as doing some work in college for a conservative? I mean that reflects on Brianna too but not in such a heinous way. I used to be more conservative too.
I don't expect you'll take anything seriously, this is after all, a site about laughing, right? But Lynch and Voehl definitely take her seriously. Lynch hasn't done half this much campaigning in nearly a decade. And Voehl's whole speech in Braintree yesterday was about how he's different from Lynch because he wants peace in the 7 countries we are at war in, and different from Brianna because he's against single payer health care and doesn't "hate men", lol. And there are a lot of people who take Brianna quite seriously. Y'all especially, apparently!
But I take few things in life too seriously if I can. My girlfriend's health, Bernie Sanders, and maybe getting this lead out of the fricking Malden water. I wish y'all were right and I was just making it up. But the DEP failed us twice, (not just two schools but extensive assessments of the town) while all the other MA towns passed. It's not a Flint situation but it's worse than any other town in this state. And yes, the Ancient Romans and even Americans had lead pipes until the 1920s or so. Some places still do. But it's not, y'know, good for you. The lead gets in the water, and not in a harmless way unfortunately.
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So Brianna claiming she’s “changed” after calling Muslims “sand niggers” and having a huge hatred for gay men (she hasn’t changed on this) is ok but Congressman Lynch changing his views on gay panic as a defense isn’t?

You’re coming off as a massive hypocrite, Warren. Blinded by your hatred, it’s not healthy. It’s odd how much you hate him when he’s done nothing personal to you.
 
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