Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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W person cow said:
Are you saying I didn't "operate in good faith" because I made fun of you and called you a "loldrama guy", or because I wasn't convinced yet that Brianna was the devil?
Sounds to me like you're being a snowflake who can dish it out but can't take it. There's a lot harsher stuff about me above than calling me a "loldrama guy". I mean, what else would you call somebody who runs something called a "lolcow wiki"?

What's the etiquette for operating "in good faith" in a "shitpost general" about oneself? I think I've been pretty chill about being made fun of. Am I not allowed to make even the slightest fun back? That's no fun!

C'mon dude, don't be a baby. Do your thing where you convince me with your cobbled together BS. Don't let your partisan political feelings get in the way of some "real journalism" lol. Oh and this year is 2018, not 2008, in case you were wondering.
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Actually, I said you weren't operating in good faith because any time you've been presented with actual evidence, you've either ignored it (refused to even acknowledge legitimacy of talking points disagreeing with your own), dismissed it as not worth your time (such as the litany of people bringing up Wu's long and glorious history of lies and malfeasance), discarded it as nothing more than something of a bygone age not representative of Brianna now, or derided as false even when provably true. Even when evidence has been presented that does not come from a source you personally will dismiss as a "hate site," such as Brianna Wu's own fucking patreon or the fucking despicable shit she's done in response to mass shootings, you won't even deign to acknowledge them, or claim it simply does not interest you. That's when you're not resorting to childish namecalling or dodging hard questions. These are not the actions of someone who genuinely gives a damn about discourse.

Between all of the above, I'm sorry, but you do not meet the legal definition of a good faith arguing in this case because you have not demonstrated any desire to show honesty in your dealings with others here, even though there are a number of people here who have treated you quite reasonably.

Putting it simply, I'm following the rules of discussion, which you've pretty much shown giggling contempt for at least 4 pages towards.
 
Warren is too busy doing Wu's job for $1.50/hour just like Scientologists are too busy scrubbing toilets and swabbing decks for free to acknowledge let alone read anything negative about the cult. Servile worshippers are all the same, they all have the same slave mentality. I wouldn't be surprised if Warren signed a billion year contract.
 
Gorilla Tessellator said:
And he will keep looking for the next wacky adventure for the rest of his life.
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What kind of dull life doesn't have wacky adventures in it?

Jaimas said:
you've either ignored it (refused to even acknowledge legitimacy of talking points disagreeing with your own), dismissed it as not worth your time (such as the litany of people bringing up Wu's long and glorious history of lies and malfeasance), discarded it as nothing more than something of a bygone age not representative of Brianna now, or derided as false even when provably true.
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Maybe it's an issue with your presentation, lol.

The one theory that you seemed to have overlooked is that I might have a short attention span, lol. By the way, why do they call these "lolcow cults"? Is this a cult?
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Depends if you're actually interested in discussing your employer's politics or not. People have been assuming you are since you're a full-time campaign worker.
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Yes when I have time to. Maybe a few questions a day. Try and phrase them as questions and not as pages-long blocktext insult screeds :)
 
@W person cow okay buddy, fair's fair and the fact your even still here shitposting with the best of us has got to equate to a mark for you in my book.

So, did you really not know about the Wu's going corporate and buying signatures from a company who employ, well let's call them "exploitative labour practices" to boost Brianna's signature count?
 
Caddchef said:
@W person cow okay buddy, fair's fair and the fact your even still here shitposting with the best of us has got to equate to a mark for you in my book.

So, did you really not know about the Wu's going corporate and buying signatures from a company who employ, well let's call them "exploitative labour practices" to boost Brianna's signature count?
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I found her the company. Yes, Alex is my friend, since you found his name already may as well say it. We got about 60% of our signatures from Alex, and I guess his friends if he has helpers. Makes sense cause you tend to get more sigs with 2 or 3 people together than one at a time. Chris Voehl got 100% of his signatures from Alex. Stephen Lynch got 100% of his signatures from a different group. If getting help from Alex and his people is "cheating", then Brianna is 60% cheating and the other two are 100% cheating. Personally I am proud of the few hundred signatures I got on my own. It is hard work getting signatures, for any candidate. Neither Lynch nor Voehl were up for it, it seems.

What if it turns out that I was actually the Mothman all along, and Chris Voehl was just a distraction?
 
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W person cow said:
I found her the company. Yes, Alex is my friend, since you found his name already may as well say it. We got about 60% of our signatures from Alex, and I guess his friends if he has helpers. Makes sense cause you tend to get more sigs with 2 or 3 people together than one at a time. Chris Voehl got 100% of his signatures from Alex. Stephen Lynch got 100% of his signatures from a different group. If getting help from Alex and his people is "cheating", then Brianna is 60% cheating and the other two are 100% cheating. Personally I am proud of the few hundred signatures I got on my own. It is hard work getting signatures, for any candidate. Neither Lynch nor Voehl were up for it, it seems.
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That's not really what i'm asking though, Warren.

Earlier in the thread you gave the impression that you had no idea that an outside company had been employed to canvass for signatures, you were under the impression there was, at worst, another member of the campain staff out there.

Which one is it and what do you think about Brianna's habit of throwing Franks money at problems to fix them (or the Wu's reckless spending in general)?
 
Well if you want to be a socialist, it certainly helps to have a short attention span and never read anything so that you never figure out what is catastrophically wrong with the ideology.

@W person cow I asked you a simple question like two pages ago, was the Star Wars screening well-attended and do you have any documentation of it?

And now I will ask a question that I will answer myself: why do you think I have to ask a question like that if I'm a John Flynt stalker extraordinaire? It's because the nigga never posts the outcomes of any of his so-called campaigning events. It is quite hard to interpret that as someone who actually cares about his own fucking campaign.
 
W person cow said:
What kind of dull life doesn't have wacky adventures in it?


Maybe it's an issue with your presentation, lol.

The one theory that you seemed to have overlooked is that I might have a short attention span, lol. By the way, why do they call these "lolcow cults"? Is this a cult?
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Your ADD is not our problem.

Also lol this is the same shit fundamentalists use when they don't want to read something they know is going to crush their worldview.

GG fundie.
 
W person cow said:
What kind of dull life doesn't have wacky adventures in it?
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Here is a secret for you: people who live purposeful and productive lives don't look for wacky adventures, as the wacky adventures usually find them anyway. People who lead purposeful lives usually actively shield themselves against too many wacky adventures, as they consider them disruptive obstacles to their goals.

W person cow said:
The one theory that you seemed to have overlooked is that I might have a short attention span, lol.
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I mentioned it, and I'm sure at least one more poster mentioned it. We have a long attention span, you see, and it's very helpful in discerning inconsistencies and lies.
 
W person cow said:
I found her the company. Yes, Alex is my friend, since you found his name already may as well say it. We got about 60% of our signatures from Alex, and I guess his friends if he has helpers. Makes sense cause you tend to get more sigs with 2 or 3 people together than one at a time. Chris Voehl got 100% of his signatures from Alex. Stephen Lynch got 100% of his signatures from a different group. If getting help from Alex and his people is "cheating", then Brianna is 60% cheating and the other two are 100% cheating. Personally I am proud of the few hundred signatures I got on my own. It is hard work getting signatures, for any candidate. Neither Lynch nor Voehl were up for it, it seems.
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This is fascinating. What was the process behind this?

You'd been at this something like 2 months, and it was pretty obvious that you weren't going to get anywhere near enough signatures to qualify, we had you projected to get ~800. As April rolled around, you took it of your own initiative to suggest to Wu that she hire a buddy of yours who you can bung 7000 bucks to and he'll get the signatures for you?

At any point in those months you were collecting signatures did Wu ever take any initiative to improve the process? Did she make any attempt to find volunteers or collect signatures from people already signed up as supporters? Or was it basically the case that you were left to your own devices?

Finally, if you hadn't known a guy who runs a company and suggested it to Wu... what exactly would have happened? Would she have just let the campaign trail off in to miserable failure because she just didn't care?
 
Norvic said:
Finally, if you hadn't known a guy who runs a company and suggested it to Wu... what exactly would have happened? Would she have just let the campaign trail off in to miserable failure because she just didn't care?
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haha I bet letting it fizzle out and blame it on GAMERGATE! was the original plan, but then warren comes out with this way to actually get signatures for real and the idea of it actually seemed good for a bit, but now Wu is secretly pissed at warren because if he hadn't got the signatures he could have quit by now and gone back to laying on a filthy couch, tweeting in a dust-filled house
 
Caddchef said:
That's not really what i'm asking though, Warren.

Earlier in the thread you gave the impression that you had no idea that an outside company had been employed to canvass for signatures, you were under the impression there was, at worst, another member of the campain staff out there.

Which one is it and what do you think about Brianna's habit of throwing Franks money at problems to fix them (or the Wu's reckless spending in general)?
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I knew my other friend had a friend named Alex who was getting a lot of signatures. I figured he might have helpers or might not. I knew he was an outside guy who does other campaigns.
I talked to Alex on the phone a few times, seemed nice. So I recommended him to Brianna. He was great. Seemed like he did a lot by himself but I don't doubt if he had help. I don't know what the big deal is. Chris Voehl used the exact same guy for 100% of his signatures that we used for 60% or so of ours. I had a lot of (hard but instructive and interesting) fun getting the signatures I did get, at progressive groups, DTCs, and at supermarkets, a few gas stations and a liquor store in the 8th.
Would it have been even more voter contact to have folks like me and Imran and Frank, who know Brianna's issues positions, to get *all* of the signatures instead of only 40%? Yes, definitely! But is 40% more than the 0% Lynch and Voehl got without an "Alex guy"? Yes definitely also!

Peace and Harmony said:
Well if you want to be a socialist, it certainly helps to have a short attention span and never read anything so that you never figure out what is catastrophically wrong with the ideology.

@W person cow I asked you a simple question like two pages ago, was the Star Wars screening well-attended and do you have any documentation of it?

And now I will ask a question that I will answer myself: why do you think I have to ask a question like that if I'm a John Flynt stalker extraordinaire? It's because the nigga never posts the outcomes of any of his so-called campaigning events. It is quite hard to interpret that as someone who actually cares about his own fucking campaign.
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Or she might be, y'know, new at this? There were about 60 people. Kind of a disappointing turnout and probably not worth what they spent, but we did fundraise some from it. Less than breaking even but we all got to see Star Wars, and tried doing another thing.
You never know how stuff works until you try. To Chris Voehl's credit, he knew even less what he was doing when he started, and only seems to have learned what a DTC is about 2 months ago, poor guy.

Gorilla Tessellator said:
Here is a secret for you: people who live purposeful and productive lives don't look for wacky adventures, as the wacky adventures usually find them anyway. People who lead purposeful lives usually actively shield themselves against too many wacky adventures, as they consider them disruptive obstacles to their goals.
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Lolwhut
 
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W person cow said:
Or she might be, y'know, new at this? There were about 60 people. Kind of a disappointing turnout and probably not worth what they spent, but we did fundraise some from it. Less than breaking even but we all got to see Star Wars, and tried doing another thing.
You never know how stuff works until you try. To Chris Voehl's credit, he knew even less what he was doing when he started, and only seems to have learned what a DTC is about 2 months ago, poor guy.
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There's new, and there's lazy as fuck.
Do you think that the fact that almost nobody turned up might have been something to do with the fact that Wu said absolutely nothing about the event until like 3 days before hand? She planned it months in advance and took money from people on her mailing list, and did nothing to finalise the plans until the very last minute. I know there were a couple of people who paid but eventually couldn't go because the date didn't work for them. They didn't even get refunds.

We here all knew there was no conceivable way this event was actually going to pay for itself. Wu didn't have enough local supporters to generate the interest required. Do you think Wu actually thought she could raise money through this scheme, or was it just a cynical way of using campaign funds to pay to see Star Wars on a private screen? Because I know which option I'm leaning towards.
 
Norvic said:
This is fascinating. What was the process behind this?

You'd been at this something like 2 months, and it was pretty obvious that you weren't going to get anywhere near enough signatures to qualify, we had you projected to get ~800. As April rolled around, you took it of your own initiative to suggest to Wu that she hire a buddy of yours who you can bung 7000 bucks to and he'll get the signatures for you?

At any point in those months you were collecting signatures did Wu ever take any initiative to improve the process? Did she make any attempt to find volunteers or collect signatures from people already signed up as supporters? Or was it basically the case that you were left to your own devices?

Finally, if you hadn't known a guy who runs a company and suggested it to Wu... what exactly would have happened? Would she have just let the campaign trail off in to miserable failure because she just didn't care?
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She took a lot of initiative, and paid my friends to help me, and came out with us, and Frank did too. We really wanted to get all the signatures on our own. But we were all too new at it. I think the 800 figure would be accurate had we not found Alex. But at least we tried, unlike the other 2 campaigns.

What would they have done if I hadn't found them Alex? IDK, tried to find some kind of Alex-like person on their own I guess? Whoever they found would have been inferior I suspect. They may have been completely sunk without me. I won't deny that I completely saved their butts at least 4 or 5 different times. I'm sure they are glad to have a "cultist" like me who will go the extra mile to figure stuff out. Even if I do sleep til 3pm sometimes, lol.
 
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