Video Game Husbands - Lusting after pixelated men

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I did not make it out of re9 unscathed at all!!!
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do wish we got to see Zeno mutate though he probably would have had a badass monster form.
 
Since people are talking about Resident Evil, I'll put forth Carlos Oliviera. Of all the things RE3 Remake was disappointing on, he was not one of them.
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Yes, he has a shirtless mod.

What they did fail on, among other things, was Nikolai. In the original he was mysterious and you could never tell if he was genuine or not. The Remake has him voiced by the same VA as Heisenberg and Astarion.
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And from Resident Evil Revelations: the dumpy Parker Luciani.
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Since people are talking about Resident Evil, I'll put forth Carlos Oliviera. Of all the things RE3 Remake was disappointing on, he was not one of them.
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Yes, he has a shirtless mod.
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What they did fail on, among other things, was Nikolai. In the original he was mysterious and you could never tell if he was genuine or not. The Remake has him voiced by the same VA as Heisenberg and Astarion.
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And from Resident Evil Revelations: the dumpy Parker Luciani.
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Excellent choice. I never saw the appeal of Astarion, I think it must be a teenage girl/pooner thing. They all love him on Tumblr and some pooners even name themselves after him.
 
Masculinity is dangerous and can be seen as threatening if you're a weakling or a child. Men like Astarion are small, delicate and will probably discuss things you're familiar with like beautician tips and smoking cock.
My husbando will destroy all the vampires AND elven wusses in cleansing nuclear fire to bring about the Tiberian dawn. Get rekt Astarionfags
 
In light of recent news, I’d like your takes on whether or not you think it will be possible for Clint to become actual husbando material.
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What kind of writing would need to happen? How will his feelings for Emily be resolved satisfactorily?
 
In light of recent news, I’d like your takes on whether or not you think it will be possible for Clint to become actual husbando material.
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What kind of writing would need to happen? How will his feelings for Emily be resolved satisfactorily?
It might never be resolved, and it ends up like a "Rebecca" situation. I actually wouldn't mind that, romances don't have to always be happily ever after to be interesting stories. That was one thing I liked about Vega's romance in Mass Effect: he and Shepard work well together when there's just friendly banter and flirting between colleagues, but when they actually hook up they both realise it's a bad idea and never speak of it again.
 
In light of recent news, I’d like your takes on whether or not you think it will be possible for Clint to become actual husbando material.
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What kind of writing would need to happen? How will his feelings for Emily be resolved satisfactorily?
Well, people who like older men might grow fond of him? Personally I go for Harvey though (no, I don’t care if everyone says he’s boring or bitches that he still charges you what’s basically a drop in the bucket by that point in the game).
 
How will his feelings for Emily be resolved satisfactorily?
She gets a bad haircut and he realises it was just a crush
No thread tax though, not played any new games with gangly autists in them
 
Well, people who like older men might grow fond of him? Personally I go for Harvey though (no, I don’t care if everyone says he’s boring or bitches that he still charges you what’s basically a drop in the bucket by that point in the game).
Elliot is the best older guy
 
I always go for Seb in Stardew because he smokes and he would be able to talk about video games and D&D autistically with my NEET farmer who only cares about killing monsters and making mad money on crops and barrel aged wines. Elliot seems like such a hot, silly loser, though. I bet his novel sucks, but I should try to bag him on my next playthrough.
 
I pick Alex because he's strong enough to carry grain sacks around the farm and too stupid to complain.
 
I always go for Seb in Stardew because he smokes and he would be able to talk about video games and D&D autistically with my NEET farmer who only cares about killing monsters and making mad money on crops and barrel aged wines.
I always pick Seb because I hate his stepdad, and want to get him away from his painfully autistic nigger ass.
 
Under normal conditions, Tenna would be my latest video game husbando. Sadly, my hormones are dwindling, so instead I just think he's sweet and cute. It's a shame, since he has the size changing thing going on.

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Not as hormonal anymore but younger me went absolutely apeshit for barney calhoun from hl2 and alan wake. Youll never guess the name of the game the latter guy is from. I guess I like middle aged men who've seen shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ dogshit internet won't let me attach any images of my husbands *sigh*
 
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