Video Game Husbands - Lusting after pixelated men

[mmm semen]

Meester Scott Kennedy has two new figurines. Yes, ugly gooners are (still) jealous.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Meester Scott Kennedy has two new figurines. Yes, ugly gooners are (still) jealous.

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The most expensive one costs 369 dollars. Time to smash that piggy bank ladies.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Just watched a speedrun of SH3 and remembered thinking "why is there a cute guy in the Otherworld?" every time I played this game lel

 

[Greedy Fly]

I'm sad RE is not the type of game I'd ever be interested in playing because damn.

Currently crushing on Ardashir from Endfield which is foolish because he's never going to escape NPC jail.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

So fine he killed a game studio.
(I still hate Microsoft for letting this go)

 

[MaleLonelinessEpidemic]

Anyone interested in a a video game general but girls only thread? I want to talk vidya but scrotes are too obsessed with pornography for me to stomach, especially kiwi males.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

It's from the film adaptation, but here's another reason to love Agent 47: he's a TERF ally!

 

[Greedy Fly]

Anyone interested in a a video game general but girls only thread? I want to talk vidya but scrotes are too obsessed with pornography for me to stomach, especially kiwi males.

We do have this one and this one. Not sure exactly what games you have in mind but I don't think anyone's going to object if you want to post a not-so-stereotypically girly game in there.

Thread tax, current Ardashir news:

 

[Ace Yakuza]

Does he count? Project sekai made this dude fine as hell for some reason lol.

 

[Clonazepam]

Omfg Wesker I'm YOURS!!!

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I love how often this thread circles back to Resident Evil. Something in the water I guess. Like T-virus.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Well, duh!
The helmet stays on

 

[Star Classic]

The helmet stays on

I thought he looked pretty good in Dark Ages. Especially compared to his odd face in Eternal.

 

[Average Russian Spy]

Can someone in this thread please explain the appeal of this knife eared freak to me? I see the fanbase fawning over this guy, despite all survival instincts.

 

[Requine.]

Anyone interested in a a video game general but girls only thread? I want to talk vidya but scrotes are too obsessed with pornography for me to stomach, especially kiwi males.

To be fair. If there is an ugly flat woman in a video game, I just assume it's some pooner Ubisoft core exploration/walking simulator. Sexy woman are for game studios that actually think about their audience, and ugly woman are for studios that care more about the shareholders. I only touch new video games anymore if my male friends are currently gooning over somebody in it, and porn dumping. It usually ends up slappin' or mid-tier at worst.

On the topic of Vidya male characters. Just this whole aesthetic and era really jogs my noggin. Grew up liking the classics Fist of the North Star, Tigermask, early Jojo, Kinnikuman and such. Just anything with the big man wrestling aesthetic. I do also just like wrestling too, but never really gotten to wrestling dedicated games specifically. The tall lithe pretty boy type don't really sit with me. I like fellas with some meat on their bones.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

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Omfg Wesker I'm YOURS!!!

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

he is so pathetic and sad
Mashallah I will change him not in a romance way but a therapy way

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I thought he looked pretty good in Dark Ages. Especially compared to his odd face in Eternal.


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The radio said "no, john, you are the thirst trap"
And then john was a husbando.