Video Game Husbands - Lusting after pixelated men

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Zirnwyb said:
Goro Majima from the Yakuza/Ryu ga Gotoku game series. I suppose Kiryu isn't bad either, but I fell in love with Majima when Mr. Zirn made me play Yakuza 0. He likes to joke that I said "Pyscho nigga yes please" upon seeing Majima for the first time.

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You are a cultured individual.

I've posted here before but I want to also mention Masaru Watase (also from Yakuza) - that man has honour!

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Leon Belmont. I'm not usually into blonds but I have a soft spot for men in uniform, especially Crusader/knight wear.
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Also a bit of a goofball so you have to love him.
 
I love kcd so much. Henry is beautiful and retarded IMG_8072.jpeg IMG_8073.jpeg
He does look a bit fasd along with his irl counterpart but it adds to the charm.
 
Alright, risking the puzzle pieces just a little. Corbeau has been doing things to me.
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I don’t think I’ve been this obsessed with a Pokemon character since N, aaaallll the way back in middle school.
 
Waterboy from Dispatch. He might look like a dork, but this 6'7 ginger has the capacity to become a human Metal Gear RAY with the water jets that can slice through steel and cut diamonds in half. Otherwise he's so sweet with those cheeks.
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You know what they about skinny guys...check the 2D:4D ratio.
 
I'm turning twenty-three next year and I already finally caught the Sonic Husbandry Autism, girls how fucked am I if I think this is the peak male form?
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
Pretty fucked but tbh. The sheer boldness you have admitting this on Kiwi Farms of all places made me circle from cringing to somehow respecting you a little more.
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We're all a little autistic here, and this is the Video Game Husbands thread. :)
Lentil Soup said:
Since you appear to be an elder dragon who is part jet plane it could be appropriate, definitely not for a human though.
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You don't know how hard it is to type on a computer with these bigass claws.
 
Chandelier said:
Waterboy from Dispatch. He might look like a dork, but this 6'7 ginger has the capacity to become a human Metal Gear RAY with the water jets that can slice through steel and cut diamonds in half.
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I'm pretty sure all he can do is vomit water?
Unless they're fire-themed, he just beats villains by making the floor wet so they slip over; or slipping over himself and knocking them down; or they end up taking pity on him and stop. He did successfully break the glass on a vending machine one time but that was by throwing a chair.

He does really need someone to believe in him though so I hope you are happy together
 
Valstrax said:
I'm turning twenty-three next year and I already finally caught the Sonic Husbandry Autism, girls how fucked am I if I think this is the peak male form?
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In an era where so many men wouldn't run the length a city block unless a rabid bear was chasing them and have the overall physique of the Pillsbury Doughboy...yeah...honestly, I really have to give you that one. He'd have women forming marathon-running clubs to try and catch his attention.

I always wanted to steal Amy and/or Sally because he wouldn't slow down and commit to a literal princess-in-exile or give the time of day to a cute fangirl. FFS, Big Blue?!
 
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