Video Game Husbands - Lusting after pixelated men

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One of the most elite video game husbands is Ezio Auditore da Firenze. He is gorgeous both young and old and his voice is to die for. Still the best Assassin's Creed protagonist.

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One of the most elite video game husbands is Ezio Auditore da Firenze. He is gorgeous both young and old and his voice is to die for. Still the best Assassin's Creed protagonist.
While we're on that, Arno Dorian was my fave until Dragonslayer Ornstein broke that streak. He still looks good despite the game being 11 years old. He got me back into Assassin's Creed.
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Shay Cormac too. It's the intensity in his eyes.
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Pretty sure he's been mentioned, but Joel Miller.
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Ornstein is so hot. Souls games have a lot of great suits of armor.
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That Capra Demon though...
For me Artorias is the best video game husband from the Souls series (Sekiro and Bloodborne husbands deserve their own post and I haven't played Elden Ring yet). His design is awesome and his lore is tragic, perfect "I could have saved him" material.

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One rare FromSoftware L is cutting his planned voiced dialogue. In my opinion not only was the voice actor fantastic but it enhances his character in a way the silent intro does not.


 
A little survey of both this thread and the video game wives thread; but does the usefulness of an AI companion have any effect on your attraction to them? Staying in the theme of the recent Dark Souls post, I'll give a comparative example to illustrate what I mean.
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Siegmeyer of Catarina. The "bumbling sir onion" in Andre's words. Kind hearted, surprisingly strong when you actually see him fight against those chaos eaters, but is indeed a bit of a bumbler. Often times needs help from you when he's stuck in his adventures due to lack of preparation, a seemingly impassable obstacle, or enemies that are too tough.
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Solaire of Astora. An "awfully strong oaf" in the words of Patches. Similarly kind hearted and a bit of a fool, but is incredibly helpful and only needs your help once, which he doesn't actually ask for. Not out of pride, but because you have to kill some evil parasite monsters lest they take him over and he doesn't know about them. He can be summoned for a ton of fights and is really capable in all of them.

Bonus question: does the strength and/or difficulty of a boss have an effect on your attraction towards them?
 
A little survey of both this thread and the video game wives thread; but does the usefulness of an AI companion have any effect on your attraction to them?
Bonus question: does the strength and/or difficulty of a boss have an effect on your attraction towards them?
I think for me at least, it's more about the general personality and "aura" as the kids call it nowadays. Competency, power, and strength can definitely be attractive, but sometimes being pathetic is the charm-point. I know little about Elden Ring, but doesn't Thiollier have a lot of fangirls for this reason?
 
I know little about Elden Ring, but doesn't Thiollier have a lot of fangirls for this reason?
Kinda. Thiollier finds his inner strength near the end and shows up to the Leda fight with lines like "Miquella will never be a god" and "not the finest blade, nor the mightiest armor will spare your life from the poison of Thiollier". An arguably more "pathetic" character would be Moore, but he's a bug under that armor and also comes across as a bit slow and has mommy issues. I get that the bug part is not a deal breaker for you.

Edit: Thiollier is also a pretty good summon for that fight and the Radahn fight because of how easily he poisons things, so he is very strong in the end.
 
A little survey of both this thread and the video game wives thread; but does the usefulness of an AI companion have any effect on your attraction to them?
No as most of the time AI companions are annoying. They either get in the way or detrimental to your goal as they are part of the dreaded escort quest. I don't care if they are bad or suboptimal as if I like their character and their mannerism i'll pick them over the stronger character and shore up their weakness with items and skill.

Also I got sick of the Soul's series after the first two games as all it is now is humanoids that spam attacks to waste your time. Even the new Armored Core game got infected with Dark Soul features. Last good Soullike they made was Bloodborn as it rewarded aggression and tearing apart the enemy it was only it's DLC which begun to show the future of in game cut scene spam where I just have to wait until they tucker themselves out.

PS: Artorias is just Guts expect he puts up less of a fight.
 
Mortal Kombat has its fair share of hot guys, especially if you like masked men. My favorite by far is Shao Kahn. They made him wear pants in the newest game though, a tragedy.

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Doesn’t answer your question, sorry, but you’ve reminded me of someone:

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He’s loyal, he’s good with kids, he’s got a cute little doggie. He does what he believes is the right thing, even at great cost to himself. He’s the ultimate man
I fucking love Gumshoe. I came here to post about Ace Attorney too.
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Miles Edgeworth, especially in the later games, is so sexy. Intelligent, witty, nerdy, silver fox (kind of? iirc he’s only in his mid-late 30s but that silver hair)
Kristoph Gavin is pretty hot too. IMG_2505.webp
other honorable mentions:
Not Important from Hatred
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Ed from Street Fighter
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(I could add literally almost every fighting game guy tbh)
 
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