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IAmNotAlpharius said:
Sonichu doesn’t fit D&D. However, it wouldn’t be that difficult to make the character in Mutants & Masterminds, which is a superhero rpg. The issue would be that Chris would still have to take weaknesses and find a group that would tolerate him.
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Ah, but Mutants and Masterminds places power level caps on the campaign to make sure munchkin dickweeds like Chris can't get away with the kind of characters he makes. Certainly you could make a balanced and playable Sonichu with the system, but you know Chris would tard out due to the power cap.

Regardless, I want to see some dumb w.e.e.n livestream a game with him. It really would be like rubbernecking at a burning car crash on the highway.
 
Autumnal Equinox said:
Ah, but Mutants and Masterminds places power level caps on the campaign to make sure munchkin dickweeds like Chris can't get away with the kind of characters he makes. Certainly you could make a balanced and playable Sonichu with the system, but you know Chris would tard out due to the power cap.

Regardless, I want to see some dumb w.e.e.n livestream a game with him. It really would be like rubbernecking at a burning car crash on the highway.
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Yeah, he wouldn’t be inclined to take weaknesses or accept the power cap, even if he could find someone to play with.
 
Lord of the Large Pants said:
You say that, but I've found AL fairly deadly at low levels. Not that much as oldschool grongard gaming, obviously, but I wouldn't call it safe. And as AL rules have been revised, they've become more lethal, not less.
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Until you hit level 4-5, Tomb of Anhilliation was brutal. My group lost 5 characters to that module until we managed to get enough levels under our belts that most monsters couldn't one shot us, and the last part was full of traps designed to kill PCs.
 
Autumnal Equinox said:
Ah, but Mutants and Masterminds places power level caps on the campaign to make sure munchkin dickweeds like Chris can't get away with the kind of characters he makes. Certainly you could make a balanced and playable Sonichu with the system, but you know Chris would tard out due to the power cap.

Regardless, I want to see some dumb w.e.e.n livestream a game with him. It really would be like rubbernecking at a burning car crash on the highway.
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The only thing I would accept is the legendary Ball of Arms Man.
 
I see what Chris is trying to do but Chris doesn't quite get the grasp of "balance." Not surprising, but probably this is one of the worst homebrew creations I've seen, not just because it's Chris. The +10 bonus is just awful - I think that alone would break the assumptions of bounded accuracy that 5e is predicated on.

I've mellowed out about Chris for a while, so I'd say that maybe, just maybe, there's some very patient DM who's willing to help him create a homebrew class of whatever Sonichu type class/race he wants to be. Maybe he can play in some online game with groups of edgelords in weird homebrew systems that I see people describe horror stories of online.

Well on the bright side, the glitter gel pen to ink his d20 is a pretty clever idea. Not my taste but curious how well that'd work out.
 
This D&D thing is like if CWC were asked "what chess piece best represents you" and he replied, "hmm yeah a teleporting queen that can move like all da pieces and mega evolve, among which."
 
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Any DM that pulls "rocks fall everyone dies" in any game that Chris is in has moral right to do so.

If not for laugh factor alone when Chris maces the dumb manajerk for killing his character.
 
Any of the 'chus would work wonders in case someone needed mobs or bosses for some weeb shit like Maid RPG or BESM. Still that would require a lot of working on to make them reasonable threats, instead of the Chuck Norris Facts critters we all know.

But the idea of Chris playing a cartoon hedgehog in a medieval fantasy game is bonkers unless a DM kills his mary-chus with a meteor and having NPCs everywhere around the world screaming JULAY before soaking his character sheet with gasoline and then burning it to ashes.
 
Wait, he's a Cleric/Ranger?!
Usually for beginners (like me) you have to start off as a Warrior. Once I wanted to be a Bard, but I was told it was too advanced for me.
Imagine his rage if he gets bad rolls.
Yeah, he's only in DnD so he can summon Magichan/Mewtwo/Silvana for sex/companionship
 
Miel67 said:
Wait, he's a Cleric/Ranger?!
Usually for beginners (like me) you have to start off as a Warrior. Once I wanted to be a Bard, but I was told it was too advanced for me.
Imagine his rage if he gets bad rolls.
Yeah, he's only in DnD so he can summon Magichan/Mewtwo/Silvana for sex/companionship
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Ranger was the other default, since many people would come into D&D having learned about it from Forgotten Realms novels(AKA the Drizz't series) ranger isn't really a bad starter class since you can also learn about how spells and spell slots work.
 
From my experience of gaming groups, anyone like that would be either ignored or actively squeezed out like an unsightly zit. Gaming is ideally about having fun. Grandstanders of any sort - the self-important masturbators of the gaming world - aren't generally welcomed in what often amounts to a major part of the participants' social life. Emphasis on that social. It's a group activity for a reason. Remember how Chris was barred from participating in the analysts' TF2 reindeer games and promptly started whining that they'd actually spoken with him and let him play the part he wanted? Kind of says it all about his approach to gaming and why other gamers rightly wouldn't touch him with a barge pole.
 
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