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Nobody bullshits quite as lamely as Wor Chris. This is going to become his new 'I'm workin' on it!', isn't it?
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And here I was, hoping for some interesting Chris developments! This could get really exceptional, really fast!
Then again, Chris will probably fuck it up somehow.
Then again, Chris will probably fuck it up somehow.
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Chris and his 'chus in Dark Heresy would be something that could outclass his D&D antics in terms of comedy factor. How could he ever explain his multiverse merging theory when a platoon of Bolter Bitches would easily blow his pikaplushies to smithereens? And it would be great seeing him go Das war ein befehl in case a DM ever said "And soon the inhabitants of CWCville found a Necron tomb as they played in the park".
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Running a Sonichu creature in any 40k game is possible, but it has to be some Chaos demon shit, otherwise it won't make sense. Furthermore, if Chris is actually present in the game, he will throw a fit and end it if things go poorly for his Sonichus.
The only way for a Sonichu creature to lose is if either Chris wrote it as a villain, or if Chris isn't involved whatsoever. Because the ancient undead mechanical abominations known as the Necrons don't stand a chance against the power of Mary Sue.
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Yeah, the marychus are troublesome to deal with, but the idea of Chris melting over his cartoonish utopia being setting for a grimdark scenario is great.
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All his life playing with toys, soliciting for pity sex, and drawing shit comics instead of being a grown adult it hasn't been a sign of being a pathetic manchild. It's been hard mental preparation for something truly fantastic... I'd say blow me but even I'm not that thirsty.
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Considering his hands, can you imagine the bad rolls he would do?
He could've picked any other species like Dragonborn or Half-Orc, but Muh Sonichu takes precedence.
I actually thought about the CPU Goddess being revived in Warhammer 40K...but as a parodic shadow. And Naturally the CPU Goddess is a War Goddess.
He could've picked any other species like Dragonborn or Half-Orc, but Muh Sonichu takes precedence.
I actually thought about the CPU Goddess being revived in Warhammer 40K...but as a parodic shadow. And Naturally the CPU Goddess is a War Goddess.
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As time goes on, Chris has drifted further from the camp of Nurgle and ever more into the embrace of Slaanesh, if we're talking 40k Gods.
The CPU Goddess crap showing up in 40k would end instantly and hilariously. Either with a Khornate warband screaming "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE", or at the business end of an Inquisitor's bolt pistol.
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I'm not even sure if Chris is all that aware of what he's even doing anymore. He has spent more than the last decade inserting Sonichu into every crack and crevice of every aspect of his life, like a dog marking it's territory. I suspect by this point in his life, influenced by his inflated ego and lack of world view, that he would consider it weird for something not to include a Sonichu species in it anymore. Like he would feel inclined to stick Sonichu in any given media just to say "there, I improved it for you".
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He is literally a tard. He was never all that aware of what he's even doing.
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I knew a DM who was really against players using Crossbows. The logic was that regular bows were more efficient since you can fire two shots in a single turn. For wanting to be super powerful, this wouldn’t qualify.
And maybe it’s different now, but I remember the Hand Crossbow being classed as an “Exotic Weapon” which meant you needed a Feat to be able to use it. But to hell with the all knowing CPU Goddess needing Special Training.
And maybe it’s different now, but I remember the Hand Crossbow being classed as an “Exotic Weapon” which meant you needed a Feat to be able to use it. But to hell with the all knowing CPU Goddess needing Special Training.
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Its not an exotic weapon. but they're very situational since they don't do much damage (1d6) and the range is pretty much the same as a javelin. its very much a weapon that exists mainly for flavor(drow love them poisoned darts, and usually have nice poison/sleep effects to justify keeping the hand crossbow) since the other crossbows are better damage and range wise. unless you have a way to get a regular supply of said darts and are a rogue whose sneak attack can help compensate for the piss poor damage, its not worth using if you can find better.
You'll usually see players using them in campaigns where there are drow involved and there are no other ranged weapons available(like Out of the Abyss, which starts the party as captives of the drow)
Again it circles back to he probably mashed together Cadderly(cleric who uses a hand crossbow) and drizz't (dual wielding ranger) except he doesnt read so he just looked up those classes, saw those and thought "hmm, if dese characters are famous, den my OC is gonna have the same equipment too" wonder if theres a note on his sheet somewhere that says "crossbow bolts explode on impact"
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I was thinking about this and suddenly it hit me what classes each of the Sonichus would be.
Wild - Ranger
Magichan - Wizard
Angelica - Cleric
Punchy - Monk
Bubbles - uhh
Sonichu - hang on, I've got this
Rosechu - um... eh...
Fuck it I got half.
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Can you just put the useless ones as tavern wenches?
"I'm at the bar! I'm getting drunk!"
"If there's any girls there, i wanna DO them!"
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"Okay, fine, let's see here, um... your tavern wench is a sky-blue hedgehog abomination with breasts roughly the size of her head, standing maybe four feet tall. She wobbles about even when still, looking like a bluish slime that has maintained humanoid form. Her thin, membranous skin reveals organelles embedded in the gelatin like tissue that comprises most of her body. Despite the creature being naked, you cannot decipher where its genitals are."
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Bubbles and Rosechu are probably whatever class prostitute characters would be. Basically they're semen receptacles for a delusional manchild's fantasies. And Sonichu? Probably whatever class specializes obsessively in Lightning related spells.
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So female bards who specialize in dancing.
Rosechu MAY be a barbarian since she flips out and face rapes people.
Sonichu? Paladin I guess, but considering he follows a deity like chris he'd have to be an evil tyrant variant paladin.
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If anything, Chris would be most like a Promethean from New World of Darkness instead of anything D&D related.
An anomaly so grotesque and unnatural the universe itself says "you shouldn't exist!" and does everything it can to correct the problem. A creature who can't stay in one area too long without corrupting it, who can't befriend anyone because it's presence eventually causes fear and hatred. Chris is a Promethean.
An anomaly so grotesque and unnatural the universe itself says "you shouldn't exist!" and does everything it can to correct the problem. A creature who can't stay in one area too long without corrupting it, who can't befriend anyone because it's presence eventually causes fear and hatred. Chris is a Promethean.
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