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[RatBurgers]

Not American, so apologies if this is a dumb question. Is it that easy to get a DNR in the US? Where I'm from not only does it cost quite a bit because of all the people involved in making sure you fully understand what you're signing, but there's no way you'd be able to get one as a minor. So to me it's sounds absolutely unbelievable that this kid had such a thing, but going by the reactions it's actually a thing that children can get?

If you have a life-altering disability, I believe you can get one with parental approval. However, I'm not entirely sure.

 

[Grab 'em by the clunge!]

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*Warski voice* Women in the thread...THOUGHTS?

". . . just enough to make it wet down there."

 

[Positron]

Even High School Biology teaches that one of the two X chromosomes in a woman gets inactivated. And this troon thinks a man's Y chromosome "effectively acts like another X" when he gets a stinkditch? Fun fact: the Y chromosome has very few genes on it and it decidedly cannot functionally act like an X.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I'm pretty sure a pooner on Caleb Hammer once bragged about not being to maintain a budget because that wasn't man shit.

Uh oh.

but it seems like many are more into a fetish than genuinely being trans,

Emphasis added. Does that even exist?

"Non-Binary" people honestly piss me off, they claim not to have any gender just because they're boring as fuck in terms of personality so they have to do something that makes them unique.

... and fun to laugh at.

 

[Kyff]

dismissing science and logic, even though science is what made HRT possible for them

Science is very dangerous for the troon. It gave them the 'but what about clown fish' and 'let me tell you about chaos theory' talking points.
But it's also completely failed to prove that gender identities exist in any meaningful sense or that ~gendew affiwming cawe~ isn't just extreme genital mutilation and a terrible idea in all cases

 

[DSHK]

Troon decides to make a diss track on the "goths against cancel culture" group

Lyrics if you cant hear them
GUYS, GALS, AND ENBY PALS!
And now, for the lyrics to my diss track about the Goths Against Cancel Culture people. The name of the song is "Hippocrocodogopigs". For those of you who are new, an "rrrrr" is a rolled R. And you'll hear the tune and see the choreography on Monday!
The lyrics are:

Goth always had gay and trans artists
Cross dressing too
Anti-Christian and Anti-government songs
Anti-you
Goth's prrrrro-occult
With counter cultural beliefs to boot
So if you're MAGA trash, Dark Force Fest will give you the boooooot!

PRE-CHORUS:
Hippocrrrrrocodogopigs
They're ugly inside out and outside in
As they whine that we canceled them
But they canceled us!

CHORUS:
Just because you're wearin' all black
It doesn't mean that you're a Goth
Even though you're wearin' all black
You're just a stupid poser!

You may have a ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball
In your group
Your band may have been big in the 90s
Good for you
But before you accuse
Ava of causing tribal insanity
Ava stands for justice
By the way, trans women are women!

(PRE-CHORUS)
(CHORUS)

I'll weed you out, weed you out, weed you out
I'll weed you out!

BRIDGE:
You're losin' and I'm winnin'
Cuz your group slut-shames women
And I'm wearing a Tears For The Dying shirt
Love you, Adria!
You may think Goth is dead
But like Bela, it's undead, undead!
Yeah we're here, we're queer
Deleting you with cheer
While you're there, eating Chick-fil-A!

(PRE-CHORUS)

And I must tell all you morons
Rrrrrright-wing Goth is an oxymoron
So leave the scene! We've canceled you!
Cuz you canceled us!
You canceled us!

I'll weed you out!
Weed you out!
You canceled us!

(CHORUS)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not American, so apologies if this is a dumb question. Is it that easy to get a DNR in the US? Where I'm from not only does it cost quite a bit because of all the people involved in making sure you fully understand what you're signing, but there's no way you'd be able to get one as a minor. So to me it's sounds absolutely unbelievable that this kid had such a thing, but going by the reactions it's actually a thing that children can get?

I don't know exactly what the mom is talking about when she says "a DNR," but she might not either.

In the US, every time someone is admitted to the hospital, they need a code status (full, DNR, DNI etc) ordered again. A frequent patient might have a "usual" code status but it needs to be ordered every time by the hospitalist. If something's going down in the ambulance on the way to the hospital, or in the ED the second they arrive, "oh they were a DNR last time" doesn't cut it until the physician gives orders. If a patient is ordered DNR in Hospital A, but they get transported by ambulance to Hospital B and code in the ambulance, they get full treatment by default, and they're full code at Hospital B until the accepting doctor writes orders otherwise.

A child's parents are going to be involved in the discussion. If family can't be contacted and the patient can't communicate--I don't know if the troon was a Lilith Doe for a period or anything--the default code status is Full.

Proud Troon Mom is a terrible source for information, but she is describing (I think) a real issue: "don't place a feeding tube" is legally easier to accomplish than "remove/stop using existing enteric feeding tube." A young, previously-healthy person who attempted suicide is running on a different timeline than a frail elderly person or a child who's been severely ill their whole life.


Areas of confusion:

Some states allow a POLST (or MOLST etc): physician practitioner portable orders on life-sustaining treatment. Those are legally filed with a central agency and always in effect--often people have a sticker or magnet on their door with their POLST number, and a copy of the actual 1-page document on the fridge. That legally allows EMS to not perform CPR or transport a patient to the hospital where they usually would. This is what a hospice patient or an end-stage COPD patient who's tired of intubation would have: it's designed for fast interpretation. However, if a patient falls down out in the wild, at the grocery store or a park, they're getting full treatment until someone finds the POLST: EMTs are not going to call the registry and wait while a patient who may not even have a POLST gets an anoxic injury.

A few states have out-of-hospital DNRs, which are like a POLST, also ordered by a practitioner and also registered and printed on brightly-colored paper. TBQH the first part of a POLST is already attempt CPR/no CPR, so this is a state issue, and I don't know if any states have both as an option. Again, if EMTs show up and it isn't obvious that the patient has an OOH DNR, they are going to treat until someone finds it/someone credible says "wait wait" and immediately produces it.

EMS is not going to sit on their hands because maybe someone shouldn't be treated, and I'm not an EMT but I think they'd be super skeptical coming in on a teenager with a gunshot wound and no obvious signs of chronic illness and the mom saying "no she wanted this!!!!" (I also don't know if the GSW changes matters, i.e. makes it a possible crime.)


Main thing is, either of these would be ordered by a physician/NP/etc. From how the mom described it, I think they just wrote advance directives.

 

[There She Glows]

It's unimaginable for a mother to be decrying a hospital for keeping her child alive when the ultimate result is that the child is still fully responsive. If he were a vegetable, sure that's a hard decision but understandable. The argument that their life is suffering and suicide is the only empathetic outcome falls apart when the person is only 17... like, what? She has the life experience to know that if you ride out hardship or mental issues as a teenager there is a very good chance you'll work through it and thrive. A mom's greatest instinct should be to keep their kid alive and get them to a place in adulthood where they are thriving. What an insane situation all around.

 

[Echo_Ender]

Even if troons weren't repugnant, I'd still dislike them on the basis of how fucking whiny they are. Boo-hoo, does language based on biology snap you out of your roleplay a little? You'll get over it, hon.

We actually had a guy at work get pulled into HR because he kept avoiding a Troon who was like this. He never said anything, to the Troon, just avoided interaction with the them. That was apparently enough to get the Troon screeching to HR about transphobia.

But the guy flipped it. He told HR that he didn't even know that the Troon was trans.

He told them he was actually avoiding the Troon because they "Have a constant negative attitude, talk about inappropriate personal matters at work, constantly bring up politics, and make disparaging remarks about people they disagree with" and it was interfering with his work.

He's not in trouble at all anymore and the Troon got into trouble and put into a "Behavioral and Attitude improvement plan".

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

It's unimaginable for a mother to be decrying a hospital for keeping her child alive when the ultimate result is that the child is still fully responsive. If he were a vegetable, sure that's a hard decision but understandable. The argument that their life is suffering and suicide is the only empathetic outcome falls apart when the person is only 17... like, what? She has the life experience to know that if you ride out hardship or mental issues as a teenager there is a very good chance you'll work through it and thrive. A mom's greatest instinct should be to keep their kid alive and get them to a place in adulthood where they are thriving. What an insane situation all around.

Yeah, the focus on dysphoria and the pain of existence I think is a danger of the troon ideology. It teaches kids to focus on it, in the same way that people with things like fibromyalgia seem to often get worse pain after they get diagnosed. The pain is there, I'm sure the dysphoria was real in the sense that the kid was experiencing it, but having you parent come in and encourage you to focus on it I'm sure doesn't do wonders for coping.

Even this DNR thing is super suspect. Its not like the kid had some terminal degenerative disease, this is just the agony of being trans, and the mom is all on board with letting the child die. She sounds sociopathic.

 

[Positron]

he lobotomized himself with a gun.

How would that boy get a gun? The mom is the furthest from the gun-friendly type and the dad is absent.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Even this DNR thing is super suspect. Its not like the kid had some terminal degenerative disease, this is just the agony of being trans, and the mom is all on board with letting the child die. She sounds sociopathic.

How would that boy get a gun?

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if she shot him or gave him the gun and manipulated him into pulling the trigger. Also she said that he claimed he didn't want to commit suicide. What??

 

[A.P. Hill]

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I can't imagine why

"She" looks like Peter Griffin with a terrible greasy wig

 

[Dolly Brooks]

How would that boy get a gun? The mom is the furthest from the gun-friendly type and the dad is absent.

Boyfriend, irresponsible relative, friends’ relatives, etc. It’s possible she left it out for him (that DNR shit is sus as hell) but it’s not that hard to find a gun in America IME (this isn’t meant to be an “America bad” post, just being realistic.)

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I know it's a troon with a fresh TBI and a Proud Troon Mom so we'll never get a straight answer, but DNRs do not work that way.

Code status has to be ordered each time someone is admitted to the hospital.

Maybe there's a POLST (or whatever their state calls it), but I would almost guarantee the mom is talking about an advance directive. Which she wouldn't even need (other than for moral support) because she's next-of-kin anyway.

Every time someone has an evil hospital story, I really wish they'd publish their charts. The patient/family can make whatever claims they feel like, but the hospital and its staff legally can't comment. Not that hospitals are never guilty of wrongdoing, but there's no way to know because the only source for this story is an unhinged person who's full of emotions.

Should have lived in Canada, where a permissible reason for State-assisted suicide is now 'my Uber Eats order had the wrong drink and the chips were cold'.

 

[PP Police]

Also she said that he claimed he didn't want to commit suicide. What??

There is something about this story in particular which makes me rage. I believe that troons should get their comeuppance and it makes me happy seeing how quickly things have shifted for them in recent years in the public eye. But there's something about hearing how this poor kid's mother is using him to further her own goals and clout chase and I don't even fucking know what, makes me Mad at the Internet. It's pretty clear this kid is unsure if he wants to troon out, has been looking to his mother for guidance, and she's not only confusing him even more but is even trying (and thankfully so far failing) to get her own son killed. Trannies deserve the chair for each child they groom to troon out, but doubly so for every parent who feeds into their own children's delusion and makes it possible for their own kids to irreparably harm and mutilate their own bodies.

 

[Sean Andalou]

A good question.
How might people get such an idea?


Reddit -- Archive

I heard people calling being transgender a fetish and this misbelief is pretty common. How is it possible? We are human, not sex objects.

Lots of interesting answers.
Here's the top comment (161 upvotes so far).

Historically many of us only had sex work as a means of survival. And for many cis people, their introduction to us is through porn. So then they always associate us with sex. Its like when I first came out to my father in 2011, his first question was to ask if that meant I was a prostitute.

This one almost gets it.

That’s how it started for me. Accidentally stumbled on trans porn when scrolling and it triggered something for me and my exploration started similar to other kinks and that’s what I thought it was until I became so obsessed and started fantasizing about cross dressing and being them. While I thought it was a kink I literally couldn’t think about anything else and it felt like my life depended on it.

Looking for an explanation I turned to Reddit. Spent all my free time reading am I trans? posts, but I was that person that was in denial and always said not me despite relating to everything I read. I was so scared that it wouldn’t be safe for me, but I used that fear to convince myself I had OCD. Using FaceApp and the turn me into a girl website, hitting the button button, then backing out from fear. Until one day I didn’t back out and I felt so euphoric and it just clicked and I screamed inside “I’M A GIRL.” Now here I am almost 2 years later and almost one year HRT and despite still having some struggles, I’ve never been better and it’s never been more clear.

Here's a bit of back and forth.

They fetishized us — classic denial and deflection.

I would not call it denial and deflection. I would call it naivety and biased exposure. Often, the first experience people have with someone that they know is trans is through porn. This is because it is the easiest avenue for it to show up in their life. This creates a bias because of their experience and lack of broader knowledge. Now, if after gaining a broader knowledge, they still feel this way, then they are deflecting and intentionally making it an issue. I also believe that this is a smaller group than is often portrayed.​

Excerpt from a long one. Another almost gets it.

Because it IS only that for a lot of people. For real. We're about 1%? Maybe less? Theoretically that means that there's 10 of us in a 1000 person semirural small town, but we know that is NOT the case. The only exposure to trans or trans-adjacent people many people had was through porn and bad depictions of us as psychotic movie villains. I hate to lib out here but representarion seems to matter a lot more than i usually think. ...

... and lots more.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

You cannot make this shit up

 

[Sean Andalou]

You cannot make this shit up

Dayum. Why didn't I think of that?
You don't even have to change gender to work that trick.

 

[Colress]

You cannot make this shit up
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Isn't the name change thing just adding an official alias? He's still who his birth cert said he was lmfao