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[Not A Cat Person]

TERFS who obsessively pick apart every one of my perceived physical physical flaws like fucking phrenologists

Wants to be a female, can't handle female socialization.

 

[Kyff]

Wants to be a female, can't handle female socialization.

Right, I'm not sure what he's describing is even tervish.
Normal woman trying to help the poor sod: "That dress doesn't work when you don't have hips, your hair is desperate to be shampooed, and plz watch a makeup tutorial before trying to show off"
: I've been VIOLATED ;~;

 

[KingFrampt]

You cannot make this shit up
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You make fun of this but there was a loop hole in UK law where sex offenders could just change their name and not have to update the name on their sex offender registry record, making it possible to get past certain restrictions

 

[Jhonson the Two]

One is kinda mean and one is AIDS in your butthole, saar.
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They wish TERFs would sexually violate them. Cry more bitch, YWNBTBAW (you will never be touched by a woman)

 

[Athena Save Us!]

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Idk bro it’s a mystery

They act like they're so misunderstood, yet they plaster their fetishes all over the very public Internet and then can't figure out why people think they're creepy.

One is kinda mean and one is AIDS in your butthole, saar.
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I somehow doubt a bunch of girls telling you that you look like a troll is the equivalent of being drugged and raped, if that happened.

Pooners are such weak cry babies compared to normal women, they cry when guys make jokes about "real men don't need jackets" they cry when they get the thin pedo stash, they cry when fag won't fuck them at gay orgies they begged to go to. All you have to do is raise your voice a little and they break down. They can't even fulfil the White school shooter stereotype because they only shoot up elementary schools

There's a simple reason for that: they're all fragile, sheltered autists who can't distinguish their fantasies from reality.

 

[Syikeblade]

A tif has a disappointing hook up once the guy who didn't know what to do, and she never told him anything either. And got mildly upset at him saying "I don't know what to do".

Spoiler: Ha she thought it was going to be like those erotic books

This is long and English isn't my first language. Sorry if this is a strange post. I just feel a bit lost and need advice or reassurance from people that might understand better than cis people do.
19 ftm, 1 year on T so I pass well enough. Met this guy my age a few weeks ago on Grindr. I know, not the best way to meet someone but he’s very progressive, into literature and music, genuinely seemed like a good guy. We were both looking for fwb and we started chatting casually for a couple weeks. He’d only ever been with cis guys but he knew I was trans and was open to that.
We agree to meet up at his place, hang out, he offered to make me lunch, he even took me to get ice cream while I was there! Everything went smoothly, it was fun, we joked, played a videogame, I was having a pretty good time even though we didn’t know each other very well. After hanging out for a bit we started kissing and I asked if he wanted to have sex, which he confirmed, and so, we just started. (Before this, I’d never had any intimate experience with anybody before, not even kissing, which I told him about beforehand. But I was definitely sure I wanted to have sex with him. I’ve wanted to get out of my comfort zone for a little while, and I felt very comfortable with my body and with the situation, if not a bit nervous.)
I’ll spare most of the details but penetration didn’t work, I knew that’d be an issue and told him about it. We tried a few times but I had to let him know it hurt too much (he kept trying some more but after the 6th or 7th try I really had to shut it down). He assured me it was okay, we could do other stuff, so we moved on without penetration.
He made a few off-putting comments during the whole thing like “I don’t know what to do” (referring to my junk) and “this is so weird”, “It’s crazy I’m doing this” (referring to having sex with someone who isn’t a cis man), etc. I didn’t love that but ignored it. He came, I didn’t expect it because I was nowhere near finished. I let him ride it out y’know, slowly stopping until he said he needed a break. I got off him, jokingly asked “we’re not done yet, are we?” but didn’t receive an answer. He cleaned himself off, got up and said he needed to go to the bathroom and to “check something”. I sat there waiting for… 5-10 minutes? Before he came back, apologising and telling me he “lost track of time” and that he needed to be somewhere else soon. He told me I had a bus back to mine in 15 minutes. (It’s a long bus ride to his and back home but I’m used to that)
I didn’t finish, he didn’t even ask if I did. He basically pushed me out the door, walked me to my stop and left to go back to his place.
I feel so dissapointed. I was very excited for my first time! I didn’t expect it to be perfect but… I didn’t expect this either. We didn’t really communicate expectations, maybe we rushed it? I just followed his lead because it felt right. He was so kind and friendly to me the whole time I was there but once he came, It’s like I got discarded. I know he got me ice cream and stuff but… idk it all feels so wrong now. Am I making this a big deal? I just know this is gonna make my trust issues (especially around men/cis people) even worse. I’m just so sad and dissapointed now.
TLDR: Met a cis guy who had no experience with trans men. Met up for a fwb situation after very friendly chatting. He was chill and funny, got me ice cream. We had sex, he came (I didn’t), then he immediately told me an excuse to get me out of his appartement.

Personally I believe in sex after marriage, but hey if that's the life you want to live why expect better especially off grinder?

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[Stan]

Shit like this is the reason I feel shame for liking Toby Fox games

Look at the fucking people I would have to interact with if I was public with my taste in games man, jfc

Both Undertake and Deltarune are honeypots for trannies, furries and schizos.

Some family drama for your amusement.

His nails are decaying??

 

[Vampirella]

he even took me to get ice cream while I was there!
I know he got me ice cream and stuff but
He was chill and funny, got me ice cream.

Holy fuck, her bringing up how he got her ice cream over and over is so creepy. It sounds more like a little girl talking about her Uncle getting her ice cream. Who buys ice cream for a FWB pump and dump.

 

[Big Shot]

jokingly asked “we’re not done yet, are we?”

That line is straight out of hentai This fucking pooner I swear to god

Also that moment when you are such a fully transitioned DOOD that you don't know that real men have a >1 hour cooldown period after cumming when it's impossible to maintain an erection and the penis becomes painful to the touch. Wiki

Congrats lil pooner, you just got the AFFIRMING experience of "pump and dump", it's what your fellow doods do . Wimmin with a self-awareness as low as you soon transition to calling all MOIDS trash with zero thought about how they were the one who picked the guy. Sorry you got a reality check and it wasn't like your retarded yaoi comics where you discuss your FEEFEES over a tea after sex

 

[Two Frogs]

A tif has a disappointing hook up once the guy who didn't know what to do, and she never told him anything either. And got mildly upset at him saying "I don't know what to do".

This is actually incredibly sad, when you think about it. This young woman has been socially manipulated into thinking she's a man when she's never even had sex before. Her pussy is destroyed by male hormones so she can't even experience normal sexual function... and likely never will because the damage to the pussy is permanent when you let it go on long enough. She's a forever-virgin unless she comes to her senses soon. And she really thought her first time should be special, like all women do - except she was pump and dumped by a faggot that didn't even see her as a person and didn't even care enough to make her orgasm.

This actually makes me genuinely feel sad feelings for this pooner.

Also that moment when you are such a fully transitioned DOOD that you don't know that real men have a >1 hour cooldown period after cumming when it's impossible to maintain an erection and the penis becomes painful to the touch.

You are telling on yourself a little bit there. No TMI but this is not 100% the case for all men.

 

[Jacknife]

Also that moment when you are such a fully transitioned DOOD that you don't know that real men have a >1 hour cooldown period after cumming when it's impossible to maintain an erection and the penis becomes painful to the touch. Wiki

This is complete nonsense, not gonna even click that link

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Okay, so there’s the ‘refractory period’ after orgasm in men where they (usually) can’t have another orgasm, but it varies from minutes to hours, depending on age and personal circumstance.

Post-nut clarity, though… Sorry, dumb pooner, reality isn’t like gay fiction for girls.

 

[graywolf88]

I’d never had any intimate experience with anybody before, not even kissing

So she's a kissless virgin and is gutted about not having some super special awesome experience for her first time with some hookup on Grindr? What was this pooner expecting?

 

[█████████]

So she's a kissless virgin and is gutted about not having some super special awesome experience for her first time with some hookup on Grindr? What was this pooner expecting?

It's funny how their perception of gay men comes entirely from yaoi. They have no idea what actual gay men are like. I'm not a gay man, but I've heard that before Grindr became libtarded, gay men used to be known for having bios like "No fems no blacks no asians no fatties".

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

So she's a kissless virgin and is gutted about not having some super special awesome experience for her first time with some hookup on Grindr? What was this pooner expecting?

Snuggles, him lovingly stroking her face while asking deeply introspective questions, unable to look away from her pooner form, and then asking if she’d like to stay the night. Over a dinner that evening in front of the tv he says “this is crazy but I know you’re the one for me, move in and let’s be GAYBROS together? You don’t have to cook or clean because dysphoria!” Happily ever after, she probably had her smug Reddit post ready to go and he ruined everything lol.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

reality isn’t like gay fiction for girls.

Gay fiction for girls is fucking cursed. What's its purpose exactly? What do girls get from this?

Fujos tell me "The same straight guys get from lesbian porn", but that doesn't mean anything, does it?

It's funny how their perception of gay men comes entirely from yaoi

The thing about yaoi, you see, it is that it's Shoujo Manga. Gravitation, which is like The Lord of The Rings of Yaoi, or was back in the day, it's really about an abusive relationship with no consequences. Shuuichi gets gang raped with zero shits given, which I admit left a young me puzzled at the frivolity. Shuuichi gets more and more effeminate as the volumes go to a disgusting point.

The point is, Yuki Eiri is a bastard, and he is emotionally abusive, you see, but Shuuichi doesn't care. He does cry a lot, but no one is actually hurt in all the horrible things that go on, because the whole point is that you get to live, safely, through Shuuichi, the joys of the bad boy without getting the black eye or something. And Yuki is, like, the better one.

There are far worse tops within the series itself, let alone other yaoi.

It's becoming different nowadays, but there is a reason why gay men started making bara manga in the 80s and 90s. It can be fucked up, but at least it's fucked up in a properly gay way.

Japanese gay men tend to despise yaoi.

They have no idea what actual gay men are like.

It's an extension, I believe, of the reverse-incel thought that men live on easy mode.

The logic goes "I like men, being a girl sucks, therefore I must be a gay man"

This gets wrecked literally at the manly "Grug wants to fill hole" mentality.

gay men used to be known for having bios like "No fems no blacks no asians no fatties

For all the shit gay men get about having no standards, the truth is that it is either no standards or absolutely ridiculous standards. Being femme, asian or a darkie is a no-no, but you're not allowed to say it anymore. And, quite honestly, no one should have sex with anybody that isn't sexually appealing to them, no matter how politically incorrect it is. Else, being gay can be easily framed as being mysoginistic, and the wokies are short of joining the evangelicals in that regard.

Should it be more wholesome? Perhaps. Perhaps everything would be better if gay relationships were as wholesome as Heartstopper makes them. But the point is, you can be gay, you can be bi...

But being into what amounts to a male child with a vagina is... for a rather specific subset of people... I'd say.

 

[Volcanic Viper]

This actually makes me genuinely feel sad feelings for this pooner.

Maybe at some point in my life I would've felt bad for this girl,but considering these people are so absolutely retarded,vile, and aggressive to anyone who isn't subservient to their stupid fantasies, I feel zero sympathy and I hope her life is full of misery

 

[█████████]

For all the shit gay men get about having no standards, the truth is that it is either no standards or absolutely ridiculous standards. Being femme, asian or a darkie is a no-no, but you're not allowed to say it anymore. And, quite honestly, no one should have sex with anybody that isn't sexually appealing to them, no matter how politically incorrect it is. Else, being gay can be easily framed as being mysoginistic, and the wokies are short of joining the evangelicals in that regard.

I agree. As a lesbian, I wish I could have a dating app bio like that without being threatened by a million dyed-hair landwhales. So I respect based gay men who aren't afraid to say things like "No darkies".

A lot of the woke crowd consider "white cis gay men" to be the most privileged out of all minorities on their privilege-hierarchy-pyramid. I've seen so many social media posts of trannies ranting about how much they hate white "cis" gay men. More gay men should openly mock these people.

I wonder how many straight/bi dudes are on Grindr looking for easy pussy now that there's a lot of pooners on there. All a straight guy would have to do to land some pooner pussy is LARP as gay and the pooner will feel so validated and "gender-affirmed".

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I wonder how many straight/bi dudes are on Grindr looking for easy pussy now that there's a lot of pooners on there. All a straight guy would have to do to land some pooner pussy is LARP as gay and the pooner will feel so validated and "gender-affirmed".

A lot of them.

It's the same thing as when straight girls started going to gay bars to be 'safe' in the 00s, the straight guys followed, and the gay bars suddenly became normal bars.

Only this app thing is substantially more degenerate.

I personally don't have any sort of respect for a 'straight' or bi guy who is into pooners. DL guys are fucked up, but this crowd turns it up to eleven. Seriously. I cannot fathom being one of those guys girlfriends.

Also, I should add that the straight guys on Grindr aren't usually seeking pooners. They're seeking troons.

 

[Sean Andalou]

What was this pooner expecting?

Unfortunately ...