>"The bathroom police and JK Rowling will be waiting for me and wanting to take pictures of me peeing".
I hope this is parody because it shows they don't know how men think and at the same time they don't know how women think. Having a partner that can cook well is extremely attractive, especially if the man can cook.
If a guy cooks, chances are he takes pride and joy in it.
"...the noose tightens..."
“I never got the contract because I chose to be a dramatic retard.” Wow so sad, can’t believe this might hurt your employment opportunities in the future!
This is the pooners' counterpart of "Now I can't twist open a pickle jar!"MY COOKING IS GARBAGE, FEELING REAL MASCULINE RN!”
This is where they get into a real mind twister.
The US looked into the posibility of a gay bomb in the 90's. I'm sure they would tell us if they had a working prototype. ROGD can't possibly be fallout from that...we're all just boiling frogs in the gay chemicals by now....must remeber to buy more tinfoil and canned food.
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Every man knows don't put your dick in crazy, but we all know men often let their dicks decide anyway.
In the USA it's even easier. Just walk in. I've done it myself when it was the only one unoccupied.
In the language of literary criticism there exists the concept unconscious self parody.
I've legit heard straight men (including myself) trying to impress women by claiming the exact opposite.
That last one looks to me like shes having PTSD flashbacks during sex. Its unsettling that troons fetishize that. Why any woman would support the tranny movement is beyond me.
Tell pooners that if they screw up food fellow DOODBROS are not going to allow you near food again at the mandatory masculine shirtless grill™ and they will get it
I didn’t know pooners had their own version of “estrogen made me so le weak I can no longer open jars!!! XDDD”
There’s actually lots of them. The gender “magic” placebo for women is just about every negative stereotype about toxic masculinity out there— becoming more of a lazy slob, being angrier (may be a real side effect of HRT though), gaining weight, worse body odor, being horny all the time, being bad at cooking and emotionally distant/stubborn. They take their own preconceptions on what makes men “men” and just start to project it into their own lives as if they’re acting out a role in a play.
This pooner must be completely unaware of how overwhelmingly male dominated BBQ is.
And restaurant kitchens. Gordon Ramsey who?
Most of the time pooners list “grillin’ shirtless with the bois” as something that gives them gender euphoria, so she’s not even aware of other pooners.
It's a shame that niggers and trannies can't both lose this fight.
The hat!
