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Pooner surgery complications.
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Hey, I’ve had top surgery in the beginning of this month, recovery is pretty great but I dunno maybe someone experienced this. On one side I’ve got a tiny spot that’s still slightly open and has been leaking a small amount of fluid. I’ve got Steri-Strips on it, no pain, no swelling, no signs of infection. If it will continue will write to my doctor, but like nothing besides that is wrong so I’m pretty sure that I can’t do anything more. Some thoughts? Also from the same side my pec muscle kind of twitches on its own¿ usually when I’m yawing xd so I’m pretty sure it’s connected. Also sorry for my English, it’s my second language
 
Sister-in-crisis over at r/suicidewatch.
Wait, so…
>Self-given screen name on Reddit is “Adventurous_Hippo376”
>Complains that “So this terf stole one of my pics, and recorded me climbing onto a wall, im not the lightest person and I hate that I am bulimic and haven't eaten without throwing up for months now, still calling me a hippo, and recording me which shows my ass and I'm not happy about it…”

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Outside of the self-hatred one must possess to troon out, is he some kind of masochist or something? Why the fuck would you publicly label yourself a hippo when you’re self-conscious about your weight?
 
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Seems the coalition between lesbians and others are breaking down. Honestly I don't know what they expected you want to look like a man or a freak you'll get treated as one.

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That post was either made by a troonbian or an otherwise traditionally feminine girl who has short hair. Normal butch lesbians get mistaken for men sometimes, don't care, and don't say anything about it.
please tag
faggy. just scroll past
:story: HE KEPT THE FUCKING FEDORA AND JUST ADDED PIGTAILS
Give this guy the Nobel prize in AGP.
 
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We maybe need a dedicated thread to reactions to changes both in the US and UK at the moment.

The boss of banking giant Barclays has confirmed the banking giant will ban trans women from using female toilets following the Supreme Court ruling earlier this month.

Group chief executive CS Venkatakrishnan, known within the bank as Venkat, said the group would not allow trans women to use female lavatories to ensure it complies with the law.

Rest here (Yahoo News)

The reaction from TRAs (trans + allies) on Bluesky and Reddit is the usual block denial of reality: unenforceable, genital checks, boycott blah blah

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Good luck to all the ones that want to change banks in finding one that is willing to break the law for them. Barclays didn't even do anything, their CEO was just asked about it while presenting results and I doubt it has been his main preoccupation while the world's economy is in turmoil.
 
"I'm miserable in this relationship, my needs going neglected. Clearly, something is wrong with me. Please, tell me, how can I be a better handmaid for the man REAL AND VALID BRAVE TRANSWOMAN I serve?"

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I live with my transfem partner, and they have recently been able to get a gender diagnosis and further consultations with a private healthcare provider for hormones and surgery referrals. I'm genuinely so excited for my partner, she's become more confident and I've supported her by helping her do more affirming hair and makeup and showing her sites to find nicer clothes and what bras and etc she should get.

The issue is that we never seem to have any time or money to put that energy into me? I'm going to have to wait for 5 months? maybe more to even start getting on the road to a perscription. I want to get a haircut and some new glasses (the glasses aren't related to being trans but are also just as important) as well as some new clothes that arent just her handmedowns that don't fit me. I feel this great big hole in my chest every single day and somedays I just start crying bc I hate how much I still look like a girl.

My partner is upset because they finally feel so good and confident and my constant crying is making them feel guilty, they have a point with that to be honest - I've been trying to cut it out lmao. They say that I'm not "applying myself like she's done and that I need to help myself" but, apart from sending in a referral form that has a many years long waiting time, I can't see many options for me.

If anyone has any advice that'd be great but It was nice just getting this off my chest.
I asked Grok to make an illustration for this post.

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I think all trannies should be banned from adopting animals. First of all they are mentally ill and likely to commit suicide which is obviously not good for a pet, and second of all due to the whole "doggirl/puppygirl" trend they are also very likely to be zoophiles.
in terms of animal rights, they don't do much even when straight people abuse their animals so why would they do anything when someone of a different sexual orientation does?
animals basically have no rights unless it's "animal at large" like a cow escaping, and even then the person who owns the cow has to claim it or no one can be charged.
a cow with no tags can't be traced back to anyone so you basically don't claim it and then you don't get charged.

even then, fowls like chickens and ducks in most states do not have animal at large charges, which is why you see turkeys and chickens on the side of a zero-acre yard that get hit by traffic
and the people that own the fowls get no fines by the area even if a car full of kids swerves and crashes because of their birds in the road.

because fowls don't fall under "animal at large", if you die because of avoiding someone's uncaged birds, then it's not their fault, which is retarded.
they just consider it a traffic accident and even call you a bad driver and consider taking your license away and giving you man slaughter charges, but the person who bought the birds and didn't cage them gets nothing.

additionally, bariatric surgery requires a person to have proper protein, you can't be a smoker and you have to lose some weight before they operate.
but for trans, they don't even care and just go for it, in a world like that, there is more than animal rights that are fucked up.

if they did have an act for animals against mentally ill owners, then imagine it from a criminal perspective, when people kill or beat their animals they would claim mental illness to get out of it on easier charges.
when someone brutally kills their animals, they already only get a slap on the wrist and can still get more domestic animals and livestock, because livestock and domestic are two different areas of law to a court.
if you can't adopt domestics, you can buy livestock and continue to abuse livestock, because livestock has less rights.

fentanyl is horse tranquilizer, how people get so much fentanyl is because drugs are not regulated at veterinary clinics.
because drugs for animals are not regulated, it's not hard to open your own vet just for fentanyl.
to slow down drug overdose of fentanyl they could slam dunk the situation with simply regulating animal drugs like fentanyl.
stock counting what amount a vet gets and what amount of patients actually needed compared to what amount is missing.

so I guess to answer you, the world is obsessed with money and freedom so they corrupt whatever they want to get whatever they want.
there is a shortage of decent people on earth, there is more people who will throw away decency to get high and rape kids.

lust and desire is powerful enough to crumble nations and has done exactly that many many MANY times in history.

in that same fucked up world, there will be many sepsis blowholes in the future and forever because money money money.
you'd think the smart tranny would insist that the surgeon tells them they need to lose weight and to stop smoking because that would be a sign that this doctor might care about you more than others.
but trannies just see it as a wall they have to get around, and there's plenty of fucked up doctors that give them exactly what they want and tragically ghost them for dead and leave them in fear for their life.

the surgeon tells you to remove your post on social media after botching you when a statement like that should be absurd and send people away. now a days it invites insane people for their insane opportunities.

insane people allow insane results. insane people rule the world.
decent people are seen as casualties who are also cowards that lay down and die easy.
violent fucked up people will shoot whomever they want without hesitation where a good person would hesitate and get shot first, it's a fact that good people lose most of the time.

an insane person will go to jail and kill whoever they want, get out of jail and keep killing.
good people are usually victims.
 
Well said. This is exactly how I feel. There are an exceedingly small number of genuine gender fuckups/intersex people who were assigned the wrong gender at birth, but TINY numbers. AGPs seized on these few cases where things have gone wrong and kick-started the modern "trans rights" which really means "acceptance of sickfuckery" to normalize their fetish and launched trans-trenderism as we know it today.

The number of people caught in the web of lies and tranny porn makes me sad: the resources wasted on "gender affirming care" makes me angry.
If I had an actual DSD I’d be livid being lumped into all of this shit. DSD’s and a trans identity are completely separate things and they insist on using them to affirm their own nonsense.
 
If I had an actual DSD I’d be livid being lumped into all of this shit. DSD’s and a trans identity are completely separate things and they insist on using them to affirm their own nonsense.
There are also only around 60 DSDs in humans and they're all easily diagnosed with modern medical technology. Troons need DSDs to be a sort of gender black box, where sex is mysterious and you can be both or neither and no one can tell.
 
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If the pooner in that image were real she would be posting on Reddit about living "stealth" for 5 years.

Here we have yet another tranny pissed off that Nancy Mace dares to call out their bullshit, so of course he threatens to murder her. Pics are Ls on their own, but let's hope the consequences will be a bigger one (there will be no consequences):

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I Just posted this in the obscure electronic You Tubers thread, but it seems a shame to hide such such a self pitying whinge in a dark corner of the site. Fran Blanche is an electronics nerd trandad with side interests in the Apollo space program technology and re-engineering the corset to be even more fetishistic. Both very male. A couple of years ago he googled himself and number one result was "Is Fran a tranny" Here's his wery, wery, sad response.

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He claims 'transvestite' is a slur, then uses it about twenty times in the video, and seems (genuinely?) confused about why he is being called a transvestite. "What do you want me to wear"? He seems to believe there are bewildered people googling 'is Fran Blanche a transvestite' because they believe Fran Blanche is a natal woman dressing in men's clothes.

Fran, people googled that not because they think you are a woman who is cross-dressing, but because they can see you are a man who is cross-dressing. You've decided that because you call yourself a woman, you have absolutely nothing in common with male crossdressers. But that is literally you.
 
This seems like its satirical, and if so its phenomenal satire, troons in the comments are absolutey seething
If you're not pandering to them 24/7 you must be against them. That's their motto basically.
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Funniest of all, the video seems to be mocking weeaboos, not troons. Weebs should be the ones who become totally irate by watching the video if anything.
 
I Just posted this in the obscure electronic You Tubers thread, but it seems a shame to hide such such a self pitying whinge in a dark corner of the site. Fran Blanche is an electronics nerd trandad with side interests in the Apollo space program technology and re-engineering the corset to be even more fetishistic. Both very male. A couple of years ago he googled himself and number one result was "Is Fran a tranny" Here's his wery, wery, sad response.

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I love how he keeps harping on endlessly about the word "transvestite," as if a word for dressing as the opposite sex is a terrible slur, yet casually uses the word "queer," as if it was never a slur—much less an even worse slur, with more violence attached to it, than transvestite ever did.

That he uses "queer" so casually automatically outs him as trans (as if his appearance wasn't already a dead giveaway), or at least a member of the gendercult. Nobody outside the cult uses it, because they still know that it's an anti-gay slur.

Also, he never goes to the next obvious question that turns up, which would be, "Is Fran trans?" He can deny being a transvestite under the lie that he's a woman, but never addresses the obvious fact that he's not a woman in the first place. It's one of those sneaky language games that are so popular on the left.

I mostly agree, but I do think that gender dysphoria or gender identity disorder does exist.... But it is exceedingly rare. I think it's likely a subset of Body Identity Integrity disorder.
Yes, and I just posted a lengthy comment to that effect just a few days ago.

I do believe that so called "real trans" people—not AGPs—suffer from BIID, and that there is no logical reason why they should be separated out into a category of their own, where the "treatment" involves surgery and hormones to bring them closer to the mismatched image of themselves in their heads.

BIID sufferers are offered intensive therapy, anti-depressants, and anti-psychotics to help them deal with the distress their delusions about their bodies cause them. These are people who resort to grievous self-injury in order to get the surgeries they insist they need, because very few physicians are willing to amputate healthy limbs or destroy a patient's vision or hearing—they know that the desire for it is delusional.

But trans people? Oh, yeah, sure, totally valid, based entirely on the patient's say-so, even if they're children, even if they're autistic or mentally ill or cognitively disabled or survivors of sexual abuse/assault. No problem! Let's get them on drugs, and get them in the pipeline for surgery, so they can be who they were meant to be—fixing God's mistakes.

But a guy who knows he's supposed to be a double amputee, or a woman who knows she's supposed to be blind? They're crazy, and need psychiatric help, and giving them the surgeries they want is unethical.

Make it make sense—oh, no wait, you can't, because it makes no sense at all.
 
There are no "real" troons though.
The prostitution is real, the tits are not.
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I think all trannies should be banned from adopting animals. First of all they are mentally ill and likely to commit suicide which is obviously not good for a pet, and second of all due to the whole "doggirl/puppygirl" trend they are also very likely to be zoophiles.
Dude you need to crosspost that to the transphobic animals thread.
 
Why does this Pooner refuse to say 'birth'? Does the cult consider it a slur now?

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TW: transphobia (i think)

Okay, so most of my family is at least not outrightly transphobic except for, I think, my sister. She wouldn't say she's transphobic, but feel free to pass your own judgement in the comments.

So firstly we were discussing the supreme court ruling in the UK, now this one, could be due to a) my bad explanation of it b) her lack of understanding. She doesn't understand how the ruling and the EHRC guidance directly contradicts gender recognition certificates, because "they're about gender, not sex, and the ruling is about sex". I tried to explain that the whole point of a GRC is that under all circumstances you are your preferred sex, but bc the certificate is a gender recognition certificate, she wouldn't get that. She also says that the ruling was "needed" as, "Previously, female and male referred to sex. This new law is defining what a woman is in law which has never been done before." because a woman is gender. She also says that a grc enabling you to change everything, will change, because "no one is saying a trans man can't be a man, it's just not their b-word sex". She also then said that it doesn't exclude intersex people because it's just not about them. I said the law is shoving everyone into "2 neat little boxes" and thats why it excludes intersex people she then compared it to why abortion law doesn't include men "it's just not about them.".

She then asked "how do you envisage that an employer would include trans people that do have a certificate (but not those without one) when having a certificate is confidential." I said: "Let the employee self identify and treat them corresponding regardless of whether they have a grc or not.". She just responded "that's not possible".

Then she goes into the whole "cis men could say they're trans to get access to women's spaces" thing. I said men could just walk into the bathroom, she went on about how they can't as if a cis man was being creepy in the changing rooms he could be removed, but apparently the moment he claims to be a trans woman, they can't be removed. I failed to articulate that if anyone was being creepy in a changing rooms, regardless of their gender/sex whatever, I'd ask them to be removed. She then went on about how some spaces need to be afab women only (not using that terminology, but the b-word) to protect women.

The topic moved on to self ID and she said if you could just go online and change it, every teenage boy would do so for "sh*ts and gigs". I mentioned how maybe that's more of a societal issue, about how we raise boys, and she went on one about how you can't change how ppl raise their kids, I say how I didn't mean we can change it, i was just talking philosophical.

I lose it a bit and drop the bomb that I've been referred to a GIC and she asks why (bear in mind I've been out as enby for 5 years, to which my sister initially responded, that's not real). Then I have to explain the whole enby is a spectrum still and doesn't mean perfectly in the middle. She then asks if my transness is linked to my autism, and if it's just an extension of my anger because "hated being perceived normal as a child and just want a group to be in with that aren't mainstream".

I express why she's the last one I told out of all my family, (she's very, very judgemental, with everything) and I fear that, she just sends a laughing crying emoji.

Sorry, that was long, but i'm done now.

Just to clarify I'm 20FTM my sister is 26F
 
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