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Bees on Toast said:
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Jesus fucking Christ. Is she sure her potato son is mentally 6 years old because I do not remember my sons doing that at 6. Toddlers will start to notice the difference between sexes and ask questions, but not 6 year olds, not like that. Fucking talking about pinching her son's penis. I don't want to jump to conclusions here, but if either of my kids did that at that age I would think something bad had happened.

I don't know, male kiwis did you admire your dick in the shower at 9, or pinch dicks? That sounds wrong to me.
 
Vampirella said:
Jesus fucking Christ. Is she sure her potato son is mentally 6 years old because I do not remember my sons doing that at 6. Toddlers will start to notice the difference between sexes and ask questions, but not 6 year olds, not like that. Fucking talking about pinching her son's penis. I don't want to jump to conclusions here, but if either of my kids did that at that age I would think something bad had happened.

I don't know, male kiwis did you admire your dick in the shower at 9, or pinch dicks? That sounds wrong to me.
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All troons lie. The only real thing about this pooner's story is that she not only fetishizes manhood, but boyhood as well.
 
Vampirella said:
I don't know, male kiwis did you admire your dick in the shower at 9, or pinch dicks? That sounds wrong to me.
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That’s a porn sick fantasy about not having a dick herself. Kids are very good at learning something and just accepting it. They wouldn’t obsess over their genitalia unless they learned that behaviour from their parent(s). I wouldn’t be surprised if this pooner was being inappropriate with her kids, not necessarily diddling the kid but stuff like inappropriate nudity or hyper-sexual behaviour around the kid or even watching porn. All these trannies are born out of coomer fantasies so one thing that can be guaranteed is the kid has seen some shit outside his age bracket.
 
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Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
The obsession with “packers” is one of the biggest tells that TIFs/pooners are completely out of touch with what men are actually like.
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Late, but truly.

My theory is that some of them treat it like a magic feather: that is, if Dumbo is holding the magic feather, he can fly. If Dumbo is not, he cannot (in his head). So if the woman has a packer, she is penis swinging male. If she doesn't, she is a *gasp* woman. A lot of these women are stunted or rely on magical thinking anyway, I don't think it's an exaggeration to guess that some treat it like a comfort object.

Otherwise, it's being out of touch, the irrational fear of someone grabbing your crotch, and likely female coomerism considering some definitely have that auto-whatever-phila.
 
Vampirella said:
Jesus fucking Christ. Is she sure her potato son is mentally 6 years old because I do not remember my sons doing that at 6. Toddlers will start to notice the difference between sexes and ask questions, but not 6 year olds, not like that. Fucking talking about pinching her son's penis. I don't want to jump to conclusions here, but if either of my kids did that at that age I would think something bad had happened.
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Yeah, something fucking did happen to that kid all right. What happened?

Well, the parents are degenerate trannies so we all know what happened to the kid. Fuck I hate trannies, but most of all I hate trannie pervert pedophiles that abuse their kids.
Trannies should not be allowed near kids. As soon as a faggot troons out, CPS should take the kids away and protect them.
 
This isn't an L but I want to post it anyway. (Where can I post things like this? There's lots of funny L posts that aren't self Ls I think are worth posting.)

Pooner tells fellow pooners to stop acting like women and man the fuck up if they're gonna pretend to be men.
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By assimilate, I mean blending in as a member of one's new sex. I don't mean blending in as a cis person.

I have never dealt with people in the LGBT community hating men or masculinity. Half of the LGBT community is male and that male half will talk shit about you if you're not masculine. I've also never had someone tell me I was better than cis men, or that I was welcome in some "AFAB-only" space, or had anyone judge me for not wearing a skirt and lip gloss or whatever the fuck. I'm not saying those problems don't exist, but they exist in very niche places where it's strange for a man to hang out anyway.

What happens is that you guys go into the same sort of female-dominated queer spaces that you did pre-transition and then start complaining that the people there have trouble seeing you as a man. Start hanging out with men, or just anyone who isn't a liberal. Your queer feminist book club is not going to like men, and if you go in there acting exactly like every other woman then they will begin to believe that trans men are just like them and not like men. It's always the dudes describing themselves as "straight binary masculine men" who whine about this shit too. Most of the time it's not just you being openly trans that's causing people to treat you this way.
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This user has some interesting complaints, including about her allies.

She even manages to figure out the obvious.
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If we're men and women to allies, then why are they now replacing woman with "AFAB" and man with "AMAB"? Wouldn't they be fine not making any changes to their language if they actually saw us as what we're transitioning to?

Do you think a fully transitioned man who started transitioning at 5 is going to have the same sex characteristics as a cisgender woman? Do you think they both know what it's like to live as women? If you don't think so, then why would you ever say "AFAB bodies" and "AFAB socialization" instead of female bodies and female socialization? Why are you so afraid of including trans men in with men and trans women in with women?

Changing all of these words and definitions is proof that we're not being seen as our gender. We're "female men" and "male women" at best. Since people believe that sex doesn't equal gender, sex can't be changed, and gender is completely meaningless, that means that we're just women who people need to call he and men who people need to call she. Even the most "supportive" allies are just people who are willing to support what they think is a delusion. I have never met a cisgender person who thinks of me as an actual man after figuring out that I transitioned.

I say allies but this can apply to many non-op and nonbinary people too
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"Why do cis people keep referring to us as the things we really are? Why aren't they referring to us as the things we're pretending to be? Are they really not playing pretend too???" :lossmanjack:

Extra funny (and telling) that she's talking about allies, not those heckin transphobes in places like wholesome drama forums.


"Our cissy allies can't make sense of our stupid bullshit." :story:
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I see bullshit about us every single day. Obvious transphobes spread lies but so do our "allies." Cisgenders are just arguing back and forth with eachother on their make believe ideas of what a transsexual is. Either that or they're openly fetishizing pre-ops and pretending it's just a harmless joke. It's like God is trying to make things as annoying and painful as possible for us right now.
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Serves you right for astroturfing your make believe ideas of what men and women are.

Warms my heart to see evidence that even trans allies are wondering what exactly is wrong with troons. Sounds like they aren't sincere allies but just NPC retards siding with Popular Thing because headpats.

* Web archivers are being very transphobic right now and I can't get them to save the pages. I'll edit the links when they decide to stop being heckin TERFs.
 
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Kumquat said:
The only party line that exists with trannies is "everything a tranny says is true and valid."

Trannies contradict other trannies, and even themselves, all the time. There is no party line. There is no accepted orthodoxy. There is no standard beyond "whatever I say at any given time must be accepted as true."
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Troons are actually a sect within the leftists that is actually different enough to place them outside of the left/right dichotomy. They parrot a lot of lefty phrases but their true self interest lie in them and them only. They want to have control over what other people think of them and force others to play along. Whatever they say is true and must be accepted as true as Kumquat said. I'd say 2/3rds of male troons never talk about any social rights besides trans related rights, and more 1/3rd for pooner women since they're the type to really go with their friend groups. They're self obssessed as fuck.

If republicans were the ones saying "All trans women are real women because they dress like real god fearing women", they'd flock to the right in droves. A ridged gender hierarchy would be prefered by sissy troons (eww), autogynophile troons, and gay male troons (so they can compete with women) as it separates them from men for sure and groups them firmly in women. Most FtMs are neurotic so I have a harder time guessing on them but I'm sure some would love always assuming pants and masc clothes = man. The only unhappy ones would be nonbinaries, but lol, there's always been conflict with binary trans and nonbinary people, they just hide it as much as possible. Nonbinaries are closer to socially conscious categorizers who want to follow what's good and bleeding hearts and all that - they're a lot of nerdy girls and women who follow the flow of others.
 
" Cisgenders are just arguing back and forth with eachother on their make believe ideas of what a transsexual is. Either that or they're openly fetishizing pre-ops and pretending it's just a harmless joke."

Trust me, little pooner, we do none of those. We don't fetishize pre-ops, nor do we think it's a harmless joke. We think you're all profoundly mentally ill, and a blight on society who destroys everything you touch.
 
"Ally problems" is my new favorite troon L subgenre.

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Maybe it’s just my insecurities speaking as a trans guy. Sometimes I understand why people do the distinction, or at the very least get it when it’s relevant (Ex : « Trans guys can get periods ») but most of the time it isn’t. I just can’t help but feel uncomfortable when anyone says ´I don’t trust cis guys, but you’re good since you’re trans’ by example. And every single time I hear it I shut up but a part of me wants to say.. I’m a guy. I know the intention behind it isn’t bad, but I might as well be in the same category as them. The fact that I’m trans doesn’t erase the fact that I’m a guy. A part of me would honestly rather to be called a slur than hearing anything with a distinction between trans guys and cis guys when it’s not relevant.. maybe it’s just me. It does make me very very uncomfortable though to say the least.
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GilaCutter said:
Is there a specific subcategory of trannies posting their L's thinking they're W's?
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I'd say there is. Happens often enough.
 
countrybumpkin said:
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You motherfucker, NATURE is telling you you aren't a woman or a mother you sick fuck. Stop dragging children into your fetish, a baby most definitely isn't there to "affirm you", what is wrong with you.
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I hate these people so much. There is absolutely ZERO need to expose a baby to any of these drugs when the mother is capable of naturally producing it, aside from these troons own vanity and narcissism. It's nonsensical. No benefit to baby at all to even consider adding a risk factor to the development.
 
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Seething Troon Collector said:
This certainly can’t be what we dedicate money towards when funding medical research right?
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For the past few decades academic research has been quietly shifting from being funded by taxpayer money to being funded by private corporation money. State universities are strapped for cash, and beggars don't get to dictate terms or topics. Or even release their results: https://archive.ph/1GnBn
 
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