The Sunset Arc 🌅 - Is the Gunt nearing his end? Ralph’s divorce, Xanax abuse, double the liquor, and a mind fading away

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I hate spending time speculating on such a twisted thing but what will a independent horse Internet presents look like. Will she revert back to weebing or become a dedicated May-log? Will she trend hope in retarded fashion? Yes, she'll be mostly irrelevant no matter what path she stumbles on but let's not fool ourselves, she will not stumble upon the smart idea to disengage. She hasn't been solo in some time. Does she have her own reflection or is she going to quickly latch on to yet another z-list Internet personality?
 
This Cucaracha won't croak just by some pedestrian benzo and alcohol use combined with some occasional bitch made cocaine binges. He needs an opioid arc to finish him off.

Cheers to many continued years of lolcowdom Ralph!
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Jesus, I check in on the Ethan board every few weeks and it's always like a brave new circle of Hell. What the hell was that squalor on video? Is that where they live? He taunts his own baby? He bailed on visitation with Xander to go roleplay as Bojack Horseman?!?

I think I wrote earlier that Ralph might coast his way through to his 50's if he kept up with a doctor and at least took medication, but I'm getting increasingly bearish on that forecast. Ethan looks terrible, he must feel like shit (both from the stuff that is happening in his life and the abuse he puts his body through), and he's basically out of money, and out of friends and family to support him mentally or practically.

He might overdose on the Killstream or otherwise die by misadventure, or I'm afraid he's going to blow his brains out like Lowtax did. If he does die, I wonder how long it would be before the Farms knows. Would Kiwi Farms be the only people who even care?
 
For all of his kvetching and squealing about Jim having to die. It brings a smile to my face knowing that Ralph's end draws near faster every day.
 
Cum Seeker Nick will be live in a day or two saying,
"Children out of wedlock with mentally infirm teenagers? Scooping up digibros sloppy seconds, fleeing to mexico to avoid responsibility and child support, then getting dumped by digibros ex? Total Trumpian Chad move my bros, Divorce is super based"

Meanwhile to own the aylogs Ralph hollerin' and xanax a-slurrin

"Uhhhhh fhuckin idiots mahn, It's an aNULLment, not a full blown divorce, fhuckin retards betta get their fax rite, she didn leave me btw, totally my decision"


Oh Ralphie. When even the lolicon enthusiast equine-faced troglodyte finds you a too repugnant to stomach creature It's time to stop popping the pills, start crushing up the whole blister pack and snort those bad boys.
 
It does seem like a possibility that Ralph would sunset himself. I have seen it happen to Lowtax before, so it is possible Ralph would as well. He went from ragepig squealing on twitter at every slight imaginable to barely keeping it together and rather depressing messages and discombobulated ramblings.

Every time I see Ralph, it's been more depressing than last time.
 
If Ralph makes it back to Mexico, he should seriously stream 24/7 until the end. Although jumping on Chicken's RV and doing IP+ until he drops would also be perversely acceptable. He might even get to ride caboose on Alice before he pops off.
 
Ralph seems too spiteful to off himself but who knows. If we assume that or a car accident or something else doesn't get him, it's possible the drugs and booze might not get him for quite a while yet. They will get him eventually, but there are plenty of cases of people who live into their 40s and 50s even with his level of substance abuse.
 
I said it already in the Tweets thread but I'll repeat it here. If Ralph pulls a Ronnie McNutt in front of his Cozy.tv wallpaper in Mexico, it'll be the best finale to a lolcow EVER.
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gang weeder said:
Ralph seems too spiteful to off himself but who knows. If we assume that or a car accident or something else doesn't get him, it's possible the drugs and booze might not get him for quite a while yet. They will get him eventually, but there are plenty of cases of people who live into their 40s and 50s even with his level of substance abuse.
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Ralph said (to at least three different women) that he's waiting to die and knows it's going to be soon. He will not kill himself, but he will keep drinking and popping pills until nature takes its' course. The only life he might directly take will be some unlucky ese crossing the road at the wrong time.
 
Waifu Days said:
I hate spending time speculating on such a twisted thing but what will a independent horse Internet presence look like.
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I don't see many options for her. If she goes back to animu loli weeb meigh then that's basically admission that she is spineless and just became Ralph.
Or she can keep sounding like Ralph's sock puppet, but she probably wants to distance herself from him.
At this point I see two options:
1. Start her Turning Over A New Leaf arc and start kissing her family's ass since she needs them.
2. Shut the fuck up until she finds someone with the faintest crumb of e-celebrity to mimic and bang.
 
Amazing Criminal said:
Ralph said (to at least three different women) that he's waiting to die and knows it's going to be soon. He will not kill himself, but he will keep drinking and popping pills until nature takes its' course. The only life he might directly take will be some unlucky ese crossing the road at the wrong time.
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Ralph says all kinds of retarded shit non stop. I don't take any of it very seriously. He clearly isn't trying to OD by downing a whole pill bottle at once or some shit like that. If he isn't going to do that then there's no telling how long he might be able to linger in this haze of booze and pills. Sure he might not wake up tomorrow and that wouldn't really surprise anyone, but if he made it another 5 years or even longer, wouldn't surprise me either. It's possible that before dying his circumstances will be forced to change due to money for the pills/booze running out.
 
So how long do you folks think before Ralph ODs or sunsets himself? I think six months to a year, Josh is right Ralph won't be alive in 2024.
 
Dude Rabbits said:
So how long do you folks think before Ralph ODs or sunsets himself? I think six months to a year, Josh is right Ralph won't be alive in 2024.
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An hero, never, he's basically a woman, so he's only going to talk about it and any attempt, if it ever happens, will be in a in a very bitch ass pussy way that he will survive and just use it to make himself a victim for the rest of his life.

OD by accident is possible, but chances are he gets in a big car crash and he won't survive the consequences or runs out Xanax money for a single day and just drops dead from the withdrawal.

He is in an actual, real, DSP style "daily bill" budget for Xanax just to stay alive.
 
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