The Sunset Arc 🌅 - Is the Gunt nearing his end? Ralph’s divorce, Xanax abuse, double the liquor, and a mind fading away

[BlueArmedDevil]

I doubt he will make it to next months bowling event and castle party.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I’ve said it before an I‘ll say it again. If you told me “Ethan will die in 2023” a year ago I would have called you a retard. But the wetbrained spiral has been so fucking wild the last several months I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t stop breathing in his sleep or drown in his own vomit by the end of the year.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Everyone betting on Ralphs death like this will probably make him live another ten years fuelled by pure spite.
This is one Ralphafeud where I'm 100% unironically on the Gunts side, as bad as Ralph is, the Horse is worse, she's fucking vile and is probably the only "woman" on Earth Ralph is too good for.
At this point if Ralph doesn't exit stage left on stream he'll likely follow in the family tradition of being unnoticed until the neighbors notice the smell from the Ralphahut is somehow worse than usual and the Federales discover the Gunt melted into the furniture, just like Muh Ronnie.
Thats if this isnt a "work" or some other shit that sees the Horse back within a week, I cant imagine a clout horse like her leaving unless she had some other e celeb lined up, she likes the attention too much.
Maybe she moves in with Traitor and the Tard to be the third dude in their gay polycule...

Idk man. I’m stuck on team “Ralph is the worst ever” because look at how absolutely helpless he has been to make any life decision that wasn’t a mistake in the first place or doubling down on a mistake out of spite. He’s like not even human, because a regular human would eventually learn SOMETHING from the constant pain they cause themselves.

“Hey Ralph I think you might have a substance problem”

FUCKKKK YEW, JUSSA WATCH HOWS ADDICTED TO XANAX I KIN GIT

“Ralph my man, you might want to try to save some of that money”

FUCKKKK YEW, IMMA INTEERNASHUNAL MAN OF LEESURE

 

[Procrastinhater]

I doubt he will make it to next months bowling event and castle party.

No fuck that shit don't even think it I been looking forward to Kingpin 2 all year.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Eeeh, bit of a powerlevel, but I have family that has been in his exact position and they started 5+ years ago on that shit. He's fortunately going to suffer a while.

You’re underestimating just how long he’s been chugging booze and benzos.

The pillstream alone was roughly 4-5 years ago. His felony is from taking a swing at a cop in a xanny-induced haze, which was a few years before that.

 

[Molag Bal]

I have no idea what is going on at this point. First Bigtech suddenly drops all the charades and starts airing all his grievances to the faces of people he has them with, now May tries to leave Ralph again and Ralph doesn't even try to talk it back into "it's a work". I was convinced if this happened for real, there would be a swattapalooza the likes of which we've never seen, but that hasn't happened this time either. Either he simply doesn't really care about whether Meigh stays with him, or the sektur swatter has gotten sick of his shit and won't do his bidding anymore.

 

[Zdzislaw Beksinski]

Someone needs to make a video of Ralph clips played alongside Nine Inch Nails- Hurt

 

[Rickenbacker]

Sounds like he’s just made he’ll have to hire a little Mexican but to bring him his pills and booze for him instead of the horse doing it for free.

 

[Law]

True Ralphamales ain't heard no fuckin bell

I think he's got at least one more abandoned piglet and ex-wife/gf/babymom/guntgaurdess in his future. Scumbags like Ralph can end fathering whole traffic jams of kids.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He will somehow manage to outlive Jim. And he'll celebrate on stream the death of his internet daddy, with xanax and cocaine

He will then die on stream shortly after, having gone a bit too hard on the celebratory tequila and alprazolam dust shots, his death throes and subsequent wheezing sounding exactly like daddy gems coughing fits, a last laugh from beyond the grave.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

>Jim will outlive Ethan Ralph at this point

 

[MeltyTW]

I think he's got at least one more abandoned piglet and ex-wife/gf/babymom/guntgaurdess in his future. Scumbags like Ralph can end fathering whole traffic jams of kids.

He failed for a third woth pantsu I'm thinking he's fairly impotent

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

I think he's got at least one more abandoned piglet and ex-wife/gf/babymom/guntgaurdess in his future. Scumbags like Ralph can end fathering whole traffic jams of kids.

There is definitely at least one barely legal Latinx back in Mexico who's willing to produce a hapa with him in exchange for a green card. It will be named Nicolas or Nicole, of course.

 

[deeman]

I will save my finest Bacon flavoured Vodka for this moment...

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

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What hits me the most is that Hotmic Ralph, when everyone was freaking out about how he's wasted and spiralling down, is perfectly eloquent and coherent compared to 2023 Ralph.

 

[The Ancestor]

What’s more likely? He comes back to his cat dead from not being fed for a week, or that our top May-Log took the cat with her?

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Ralph's weekly May Humiliation Ritual was something I looked forward to and now it's gone and I'm upset.

After everything that's transpired that nauseating skank better not appear on some show spilling tea.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

One of these days Ralph is gonna take a nap on stream and never wake up. Maybe the prodding by May was to invoke a stimulus so he'd keep breathing.

 

[LemonParty]

Goodbye Horses

 

[thhrang]

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The only thing that would make this even better would be if you had used Rusty Cage's version.