The Sunset Arc 🌅 - Is the Gunt nearing his end? Ralph’s divorce, Xanax abuse, double the liquor, and a mind fading away

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Meigh tried to get ralph to troon out but was only able to get him to dye his hair blue. Nice to see that shes cutting her losses and moving on to new targets.
 
Rei is Shit. said:
Meigh tried to get ralph to troon out but was only able to get him to dye his hair blue. Nice to see that shes cutting her losses and moving on to new targets.
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Ralph is already naturally trooned out due to being fat his entire life and becoming a gunted estrogen factory since he got out of jail.

He even has the eunuch hump and acts more like a woman than anyone in the stinkditch subforum.
 
The Fat Man will surprise us with a new level of insanity yet again.

His next target will be a somewhat rich (Mexican rich, not objectively), but monstrously ugly and possibly retarded Mexican woman with a fetish for white trash, or something like that
 
A random musing about our dear JCaesar. He loves the stupid Roman shit. But he wasn't a king or an emperor. He was a slave to American wiggerism and he had his place to be, being our bread and circus hosting IBS inside nice safe happy US. But no, he was not fit to lie down and be in the crack shack. He wanted to be the center of attention he deserved. He fought and escaped his enslavement by abusing the very nation his daddy gave him through not paying student loans America First. With those AF degenerate connections he got the drugs and thus the gumption to throw off his yoke and flee to Mexico atop his steed and start truly living the Ralphaway.

He's no Tiberius or Caesar, he is Shartacus, escaped gladiator hog slave.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
A random musing about our dear JCaesar. He loves the stupid Roman shit. But he wasn't a king or an emperor. He was a slave to American wiggerism and he had his place to be, being our bread and circus hosting IBS inside nice safe happy US. But no, he was not fit to lie down and be in the crack shack. He wanted to be the center of attention he deserved. He fought and escaped his enslavement by abusing the very nation his daddy gave him through not paying student loans America First. With those AF degenerate connections he got the drugs and thus the gumption to throw off his yoke and flee to Mexico atop his steed and start truly living the Ralphaway.

He's no Tiberius or Caesar, he is Shartacus, escaped gladiator hog slave.
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If we are going down the Roman theme, I'm waiting for the Elagabalus arc of the Ralphamale's life.
 
So, let's recap a little here. Over the past few years our boy Ethan has managed to:
  • Move to a foreign country to live in a shithole-tier shack.
  • Father two children:
    • to which he has none or only very limited, supervised access.
    • on which he will never be a positive or noteworthy influence.
    • for which he will have to pay child support for the upcoming 18+ years of his life.
    • with women who hate him.
  • Get hopelessly addicted to alcohol.
  • Get hopelessly addicted to drugs.
  • Burn pretty much all bridges and lose all his friends.
  • Oversee the decline of his once successful show.
  • Spend all his money.
  • Irreparably destroy his body.
  • Be at the center of countless legal proceedings.
  • Have been publicly humiliated and beaten in the streets, like a dog.
  • Experience extreme mental decline due to extreme drug abuse and constant stress.
  • Still be unable to admit the errors of his ways.
This can only end in two possible scenarios:
  1. He offs himself because he literally has nothing to live for.
  2. He gets thrown in jail, is forced to sober up, and receives another shot at life.
I regard the latter scenario as unlikely as he is not the type to admit to having made mistakes. So, I guess, the only thing left to do is to start taking bets on how the Ralphamale is going to invoke the sunset.
 
Ah geez, who could have seen this coming; other than Stevie Wonder, Helen Keller and the majority of users on this forum. I specifically remember telling Ralph that if he didn't attend to his family, he would lose them and now here we are. Ralph is knocking on death's door and it won't be long before his fat gunted carcass is being carried out of that Mexican shack and most likely either burned to ash or dumped in a pauper's grave. No one will mourn him and in time no one will remember him either.

He danced and gloated and lived on borrowed time. I hope he enjoyed the ride cause it's all coming to an end soon. At this point I don't know if Ralph could course correct, it would take a real coming to Jesus moment as opposed to the Christiskang lip service he usually pays. More than likely, they'll find him either dead in some gutter or his bloated body decomposing in Casa de Porco.

It's like th famous clip say Ethan, don't call it a grave, it's the future you chose.
 
I think this is it. Ralph's death spiral. The stream Ralph did at Dick's heavily reminded me of Lowtax's last days streaming when he was just completely gone on pills and booze to the point where he was barely coherent. When Ralph inventibly takes one too many Xanax bars and turns turns blue on the floor Meigh won't be there to call an ambulance. He'll choke in his vomit on the floor of his Mexican shack and die.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
A random musing about our dear JCaesar. He loves the stupid Roman shit. But he wasn't a king or an emperor. He was a slave to American wiggerism and he had his place to be, being our bread and circus hosting IBS inside nice safe happy US. But no, he was not fit to lie down and be in the crack shack. He wanted to be the center of attention he deserved. He fought and escaped his enslavement by abusing the very nation his daddy gave him through not paying student loans America First. With those AF degenerate connections he got the drugs and thus the gumption to throw off his yoke and flee to Mexico atop his steed and start truly living the Ralphaway.

He's no Tiberius or Caesar, he is Shartacus, escaped gladiator hog slave.
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I bet 5 bucks he’ll become a stoicism LARPer and try to weasel his way into the manosphere

Now imagine being the judge who has to choose who gets primary custody of Rozy. A lolicon talking horse or a wet brained benzo fiend. Because in lieu of any actual charges for child neglect I doubt they’d give Rozy to Harry
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I think this is it. Ralph's death spiral. The stream Ralph did at Dick's heavily reminded me of Lowtax's last days streaming when he was just completely gone on pills and booze to the point where he was barely coherent. When Ralph inventibly takes one too many Xanax bars and turns turns blue on the floor Meigh won't be there to call an ambulance. He'll choke in his vomit on the floor of his Mexican shack and die.
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Unless he is the greatest actor of our time and this has all been some grand charade I have to agree with you. Unless there is some kind of serious intervention he is doomed and I do not know who cares enough to intervene at this point.
Vulkan said:
I bet 5 bucks he’ll become a stoicism LARPer and try to weasel his way into the manosphere

Now imagine being the judge who has to choose who gets primary custody of Rozy. A lolicon talking horse or a wet brained benzo fiend. Because in lieu of any actual charges for child neglect I doubt they’d give Rozy to Harry
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PIGTOW?
 
Bland Crumbs said:
Unless there is some kind of serious intervention he is doomed and I do not know who cares enough to intervene at this point.
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The only person Ralph has that even somewhat cares about him is Dick and Dick sure as hell isn't going to do an intervention for his pet monkey. I think going to jail is the only way Ralph would get sober.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I think this is it. Ralph's death spiral. The stream Ralph did at Dick's heavily reminded me of Lowtax's last days streaming when he was just completely gone on pills and booze to the point where he was barely coherent. When Ralph inventibly takes one too many Xanax bars and turns turns blue on the floor Meigh won't be there to call an ambulance. He'll choke in his vomit on the floor of his Mexican shack and die.
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Note to any clippers please get the chat as well so af saying based Kang and common ralph w as he chokes to death is captured too
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
A random musing about our dear JCaesar. He loves the stupid Roman shit. But he wasn't a king or an emperor. He was a slave to American wiggerism and he had his place to be, being our bread and circus hosting IBS inside nice safe happy US. But no, he was not fit to lie down and be in the crack shack. He wanted to be the center of attention he deserved. He fought and escaped his enslavement by abusing the very nation his daddy gave him through not paying student loans America First. With those AF degenerate connections he got the drugs and thus the gumption to throw off his yoke and flee to Mexico atop his steed and start truly living the Ralphaway.

He's no Tiberius or Caesar, he is Shartacus, escaped gladiator hog slave.
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The Third Servile War against Ethan Ralph.
 
So, I haven’t been following Ralph nearly as long or closely as some of y’all have, so I thought maybe he just goes through sober phases and always-drunk-and-high phases. But from what y’all are saying, I take it he’s never been this bad before?
 
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