Team Fortress 2 - Hat Fortress 2: America's #1 War-themed Hat Simulator

[Jerry1337]

Do you think Valve will remove the flags or leave them in? If they remove it, a bunch of cosmetic creators would throw a fit and it may extend the controversy. If they don't though, they've opened the gates for more blatant stuff than this in future.

They won't do shit. I will be very surprised if they will.

 

[Lightning]

Do you think Valve will remove the flags or leave them in? If they remove it, a bunch of cosmetic creators would throw a fit and it may extend the controversy. If they don't though, they've opened the gates for more blatant stuff than this in future.

Valve only removes things that can get them into trouble with people of actual relevance; recall how the Heavy Jojo hat got redesigned.

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

Do you think Valve will remove the flags or leave them in? If they remove it, a bunch of cosmetic creators would throw a fit and it may extend the controversy. If they don't though, they've opened the gates for more blatant stuff than this in future.

Nah they don't give a shit. Sneaking political/personal beliefs into a model's texture is a big no no in more professional settings, but since it's pride they'll leave it in or else face the backlash from twitter and internal LBGTQ employees.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

The gas passer/neon annihilator combo is pretty fun when you can pull it off but it's still kinda shit. You're basically giving up your secondary for the ability to occasionally get a crit (that can be completely nullified if your teammates shoot the enemy you're targeting). The GP really needs more buffs, preferably a full rework.

 

[piombo]

The gas passer/neon annihilator combo is pretty fun when you can pull it off but it's still kinda shit. You're basically giving up your secondary for the ability to occasionally get a crit (that can be completely nullified if your teammates shoot the enemy you're targeting). The GP really needs more buffs, preferably a full rework.

gp niche is fundamentally flawed and glitched, especially since:

1. max duration afterburn is a niche all flare guns fill
2. burning pyros means nothing if you can't flare them
3. giving afterburn to classes that don't need it because they hit hard enough
4. and it's not spammable nor stackable, so why even

 

[Weed Eater]

The gas passer/neon annihilator combo is pretty fun when you can pull it off but it's still kinda shit. You're basically giving up your secondary for the ability to occasionally get a crit (that can be completely nullified if your teammates shoot the enemy you're targeting). The GP really needs more buffs, preferably a full rework.

i like the gas passer because i can't aim worth shit and i find it extremely funny getting afterburn assists and watching the enemy seethe
and i named mine "Sex Bomb" as a Tom Jones reference

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

Heavy: Pootis!
Soldier: Painis!
Heavy: Pootis!
Soldier: Painis!
Heavy: No! Pootis!
Soldier: Painis you Sputnik!
Medic: Dumkoffs! I am ze Ubermensch! I have so much power!
Heavy: Uh oh; I think Medic is... Stupid!
Soldier: Affirmative! You deserve a rocket! *Fires at Medic*
Medic: Zis is actually very bad-*dies*
Heavy: Medic is dead! Is nice.
Soldier: You will not be missed Oktoberfest.
Spy: Hon hon hon! I am the prettiest unicorn in France!
Heavy and Soldier: *Scream in terror at ear-rape level before an explosion ends the video*

 

[Telephone]

Heavy: Pootis!
Soldier: Painis!
Heavy: Pootis!
Soldier: Painis!
Heavy: No! Pootis!
Soldier: Painis you Sputnik!
Medic: Dumkoffs! I am ze Ubermensch! I have so much power!
Heavy: Uh oh; I think Medic is... Stupid!
Soldier: Affirmative! You deserve a rocket! *Fires at Medic*
Medic: Zis is actually very bad-*dies*
Heavy: Medic is dead! Is nice.
Soldier: You will not be missed Oktoberfest.
Spy: Hon hon hon! I am the prettiest unicorn in France!
Heavy and Soldier: *Scream in terror at ear-rape level before an explosion ends the video*

And people throws a shitfit over Skibidi Toilet yet we all watched those type of videos ten years ago.

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

And people throws a shitfit over Skibidi Toilet yet we all watched those type of videos ten years ago.

14 years goddamn

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

And people throws a shitfit over Skibidi Toilet yet we all watched those type of videos ten years ago.

I think the problem with Skibidi Toilet persay, is that having the majority of little boys now doing nothing but say "skibidi" should be a wakeup call to parents to not let the Internet raise their kids for them. Like someone else said here on Kiwi Farms: parenting is dead.

 

[Snip Snappening]

I remember seeing the Orange Box as a little kid whenever me and my parents entered the Game Stop. I always found the cover fascinating with the bearded man in the strange armor and the bald man with the minigun. I wanted to get it multiple times, but my parents always said no for some reason.

I played TF2 for the first time on the Orange Box once I finally got it for the PS3. It was the original, unadulterated experience where 2fort was the most common map to see. Got to play all the characters how they were originally designed. Even then I was making Teleport Nests. I once even faced a hacker. An A-Posing Green Spy with a Rocket Launcher. The bastard. I ended up corrupting the disc by accident when playing one of the other games.

While later I got a macbook and got to play on the PC. Whole bunch of new stuff to fiddle with. I even used my allowance to get a few item packs for my favorite characters. I think I got about 300 hours in it. Not the most, but I hold that time dear to my heart.

With that being said, the nerf they gave to the sandman is fucking bullshit

 

[Breadbassket]

Archiving the comedic genius of FailFort here to stop it from disappearing again.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

And people throws a shitfit over Skibidi Toilet yet we all watched those type of videos ten years ago.

Except Skibidi Toilet is a collection of mass-produced Shorts made to profit off of children and the YT algorithm that went mainstream.

It started off innocently enough, but it's really not the same stuff we watched over a decade ago as kids.

 

[NSJAP]

 

[The Homelander]

Except Skibidi Toilet is a collection of mass-produced Shorts made to profit off of children and the YT algorithm that went mainstream.

It started off innocently enough, but it's really not the same stuff we watched over a decade ago as kids.

Yup. Seen this comparison made about 100 times "but we watched Garry's Mod slop 13 years ago too, see, look!!!!!" as if they're remotely comparable. The slop we watched were passion projects by random nobodies. This skibidi garbage is mass produced to ride the YouTube algorithm and farm maximum views from unsuspecting children. We didn't even have a fucking algorithm, let alone one that could be quantitatively analyzed and exploited like this.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a_gSPx_nDkIshounic made a showcase of the new cosmetics, taunts and unushit effects

Side-note; who the fuck still buys unusual taunts? They add dozens of them each update, and most of them look like shit and end up being worth fuck-all within a few weeks of the update.

the issue is that it'd imply having any quality control on the shit that gets accepted in this game, and considering this got accepted

Issue is with body cosmetics like these is that you can't remove parts from the prexisting player models, so your only option if you want to remove clothes is to model over the pre-existing playermodel. So you'll always end up with shitty bloated balloon limbs. It's just especially ugly on the Soldier and Medic because they have relatively baggy clothes, so you have to make the "limbs" even bigger to compensate.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

I will remind you that they are everywhere, not just TF2. Current maintainers of IW4x (2009 Modern Warfare 2 mod/client) added troon flags into the game. I got banned for critizing this shit.

Deal with trans flags or a RCE exploit. What a wonderful state old CoD has been left in

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

Tfw your games cover up american warcrimes by rewriting the stories to say russia did them but you wont let your players misgender someone

 

[The handsome tard]

Except Skibidi Toilet is a collection of mass-produced Shorts made to profit off of children and the YT algorithm that went mainstream.

It started off innocently enough, but it's really not the same stuff we watched over a decade ago as kids.

Our stuff was retarded? Yeah but there was this level of self awareness to it. Like grabbing your dolls and doing crazy sounds with it while throwing it around among other toys, you are just having fun.

Skibiti Toilet is taken oddly seriously by its fans, with like "lore" and shit.

Its like comparing flash games to gay indie game slop on steam, they arent the same.