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So what is the general thought my fellow crewmen? Is Private Retarl really dying? Or faking in a desperate attempt to avoid the dungeon? Even though he is risking more jail time if he does.
I certainly could be wrong, but I don't think a person with a terminal illness decides to go on the run from the law after a (fake) seizure. If he was really dying, he'd of been in the hospital at least for observation. This wreaks of shit more than his BO does. I think he's getting off on these posts tbh.. He's got "main character" syndrome and seems to be creating a cringey ass story as he goes. I guess this is what you do when you have no life, no job, no money, and no integrity.
 
Didn't Nikki say Pam has a grow op in her basement?
Pam grows, assuming on property, however, recent satellite images show a rather lame ass garden in disrepair, so not sure where on property they do it, but stashes quite a bit of weed in the basement and doesnt share with Tard. Apparently Pam and Ed smoke big amounts of the stuff and party loudly.

Maybe Liz is letting him visit?
Tard is not talking directly to Liz or Artemis, these communications have to be mediated via Pam.


If he's running, he's gonna get caught once actual warrants come out. Smarter men than him have tried.
Need to make a Running Man Running-Tard meme at some point


She is being very kind through text. She may not want me in the house because she can't lie to my face. I have no idea what's going on. I believed the seizure bit until I spoke with Mel. She didn't seem concerned at all. Given their strong emotional bond, I couldn't imagine her and momma Warwick not being more upset. Now we see it was all a vicious ruse. Good thing a pirate has a wench at every port!

Out of all this, I can't believe a person could be more angry at being bopped in the chops than continually persecuted to the point where they have to run from the law because they're facing 16 years in prison. I'd rather take it on the chin than from Bubba in the rim!
If Tard is confirmed not at the house, then you should be able to go over and speak face to face. If she is being nice on text, can she just put your stuff in a box for you?
Id rather take it on the chin than let Frank and Bubba stretch the rim. Nice callback to chins too.


Because some idiot will fuck with you there.
Rutland is pretty much the center of the idiot universe for white people. Its not like knowing where Nikki is at work is going to attract more morons. Its quite out of the way from the rest of civilization.

The closest metros are Albany, 105 miles away, Manchester, 120 miles away, and Burlington is 70 miles out. Who is going to got more than an hour out of their way to get to Rutland to urinate on Nikki's shoes? They already have a surfeit of junkies, drunks and indigent there, and now there is snow on the mountain so its got a frosting layer of ski bums on top.

The only thing worth taking at face value about his tweets is that he still has access to his phone.
Did he get is phone back, or is this the backup phone? @Sekhmet666 you know if he got his original phone back or is this the walmart special backup phone?
 
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This could be serious shit too.

She should have appeared flustered, crying and agitated and said she didnt know where Tardy is (so she looked panicked for his sake, like where is my little boy) and kept it real short - Ill go try and find him...

Bald face lying to cover directly to a judge interstate over a recorded line. Now you've added Federal into the mix with these state laws (wire fraud, blah blah blah).

This is why you show up in court boys and girls, interstate fuckery invites the Feds in too, and another state, territory or district on top of that.

Obstruction of Justice RS La. Rev. Stat. § 14:130.1
Statute: Obstruction of justice
It is a crime to knowingly obstruct, impede, interfere with, or delay a criminal proceeding, including false information that affects court proceedings.

Filing False Public Records RS La. Rev. Stat. § 14:133 § 14:133
Statute: Filing false public records
Includes knowingly submitting or causing to be submitted any public record that contains materially false information.

Filing False Statements Against Law Enforcement RS La. Rev. Stat. § 14:133.5
Statute: Filing false statements against law enforcement officers

Accessories After the Fact RS La. Rev. Stat. § 14:25
Statute: Accessory after the fact to a felony
If she knowingly helped her son avoid 'arrest, trial, conviction, or punishment'

Obstruction of Court Orders RS La. Rev. Stat. § 14:133.1
Statute: Interfering with or obstructing the exercise of rights or duties under a court order.
This could apply if her lie directly prevented the court from doing its job.

False Swearing / Perjury Related Rules
Louisiana has statutes on false swearing/perjury if the statement was made under oath (e.g., in a sworn affidavit or testimony)
I'm behind in the thread, but Tarl has no idea how lucky he is to have a mom who is still alive and willing to show up virtually to a courtroom to watch the proceedings and support him.

Making her speak during his court proceedings, let alone making her lie and possibly commit all these crimes, shows a complete lack of gratefulness for the support system he does have.

I've lamented this in the threads of other cows before:
No one can stop you from being a bad person, but would it kill you to be nice to your mom?

Just try to do this one thing. Just be nice to your mom.

It's my version of the Jordan Peterson "clean your room" thing.
 
I certainly could be wrong, but I don't think a person with a terminal illness decides to go on the run from the law after a (fake) seizure. If he was really dying, he'd of been in the hospital at least for observation. This wreaks of shit more than his BO does. I think he's getting off on these posts tbh.. He's got "main character" syndrome and seems to be creating a cringey ass story as he goes. I guess this is what you do when you have no life, no job, no money, and no integrity.
Why hello there yesterday new person with familiar speech patterns!
 
I had to thank Ganesh for removing my obstacles.
Honey, no Jeet multi-armed blue elephant monster is responsible for your heart. Don't give those faggots another dime.
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The closest metros are Albany, 105 miles away, Manchester, 120 miles away, and Burlington is 70 miles out. Who is going to got more than an hour out of their way to get to Rutland to urinate on Nikki's shoes?
I'm pretty sure Riley drove all the way to Minnesota for questionable reasons and met Nick Rekieta while he was up there. Just saying, some of these spergs will cross the country to get up to no good.

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But he's possibly in an Albany rehab center?
@Sekhmet666 spoke to Mel, Mel is a functional retard, so if Tard plans to run to Mel, I think Nikki would have gotten it out of here. We also have Ohio MAGA grifting woman and the wealthy benefactor chick in Tennessee. I cant even keep the names straight anymore.
 
As if riding the bus isn’t miserable enough with all the niggers and felons (I repeat myself) but they have to add a smelly drunk pirate to the mix now.

Enjoy that leg room!
 
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@Sekhmet666 spoke to Mel, Mel is a functional retard, so if Tard plans to run to Mel, I think Nikki would have gotten it out of here. We also have Ohio MAGA grifting woman and the wealthy benefactor chick in Tennessee. I cant even keep the names straight anymore.
Seems like Mel would straight up get victimized, maga dommy mommy is probably just trying to expand her fan base and get exposure, and the girl from TN thinks she's ready to go slumming but it's far worse than she could have expected so I guess just let it be the maga stripper.
 
I wonder if Pam packed Tarl a bagged lunch for his big adventure as a fugitive.
-A baloney and ketchup sandwich
-A few drinking boxes of wine
-A jar of biltong
 
I wonder if Pam packed Tarl a bagged lunch for his big adventure as a fugitive.
-A baloney and ketchup sandwich
-A few drinking boxes of wine
-A jar of biltong
Do you think he'll pull an Anisa Jomha and flee to Canada?
 
Sek, I told you, buy the heavy duty trash bags, call 5-0, get a civil standby, get your shit out and be done with this.

We enjoyed having you as our field reporter, but it's time to admit it's at its end.
 
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