Bro the only thing feeling that corpse of a body is alcohol abuse, failed relationships and the belief black magic must be real (it's the only thing keeping the cirrhosis at Bay) at this point I'm waiting for him to get arrested with like three empty bottles of everclear around (minimum)
You can get really involved with a Bloody Mary wakeup. Use a Clamato base, celery, bacon, shrimp, Worcestershire, olives, itty-bitty pickled onions, lime slices, lemon slices, seriously you can make something that's half vodka almost a health drink. Throw in a bunch of horseradish. Tabasco even.
NASA is a good one because it often goes over their heads. jungle bunnies is a good one I think, its not overly harsh but it conveys contempt in a soft way.
This is my all time favorite.
Its is really, really hard for non-jeets who have records, on probations, anything that could even be considered a felony, drunk driving convictions, etc , to get into canada these days.
My fantasy dream is that he'll see Quebec as his own personal Dubai, like it's a good place to flee to. Then he'll get some cross country skis and shuffle over there.
Damn that sounds really healthy minus the vodka, there's no way he could drink that it's too healthy it would kill him
Yeah, and then the Aryan Princess Liz let this filthy animal knock her up it seems out of 4 billion women there are those that hate themselves enough to subject themselves to stinky land lubbing drunk junkie pirate losers with a collapsing jouTube channel.
You are cleary a high level potion wizard. Perhaps you might consider taking Tarl on as an apprentice?
He literally worships demons. He will never accept a higher power. He is only into LOWER powers.
A Virgin Mary is also a great beverage. It's where you make a really involved Bloody Mary and omit the booze.
I have been a fan of urban-style individuals (the one time DSP was funny) lately.
She either has a Jewish nose or looks like she got inbred once or twice in the ol family tree
He worships himself. He thinks he's smart enough to handle things that ruin others and he's too arrogant to accept that he's an addict.
I mean the first part in N.A. or A.A. is acknowledging you have a problem so it's not even the higher power he would have a problem with it's his own ego
These programs wont work on Lolcows because that requires some level of self-awareness, which as I keep harping on, Lolcows lack.
You are not wrong, I just feel like there's something inherently wrong with willing ignorance
