Speedrun Event General - AGDQ Up! - Exceptional people play games really fast

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I'm going to officially declare it: agdq isn't about video games or playing video games fast anymore. It's about promoting identity, that's it. It's basically the stonetoss "burgers?" meme.

In the recent past, agdq, instead of promoting games, pushed the identity of the player instead. There was women (frame fatales), trannies, blacks, and we're back to blacks again for the agdq juneteenth promotion. Insteading of flashing the "trans rights are human rights" or "blm" opening text before a run, now they flash BOTH.

Some companies go woke trying to find new customers and then get broke.

AGDQ I think is the opposite, they got broke with viewers stagnating in recent years. You can only regenerate that much hype for the same Super Metroid or Mario 64 runs and most of the old popular games have been played out. You can try to promote speed runs of new games but new games don't have the nostalgic factor. Viewer engagement in the comments section is minimal too showing lacking of enthusiasm.

So what should AGDQ do? Of course, promote bio-women vaginas and tranny neo-vaginas alike and people with melalin in their skin (nigs).

Remember when AGDQ used to be about a bunch of dudes (and a biological girl or 2) just hanging out on a couch playing a game fast and cracking jokes without a politically correct filter? Pepperidge farm remembers.
 
FarCentrist said:
I'm going to officially declare it: agdq isn't about video games or playing video games fast anymore. It's about promoting identity, that's it. It's basically the stonetoss "burgers?" meme.

In the recent past, agdq, instead of promoting games, pushed the identity of the player instead. There was women (frame fatales), trannies, blacks, and we're back to blacks again for the agdq juneteenth promotion. Insteading of flashing the "trans rights are human rights" or "blm" opening text before a run, now they flash BOTH.

Some companies go woke trying to find new customers and then get broke.

AGDQ I think is the opposite, they got broke with viewers stagnating in recent years. You can only regenerate that much hype for the same Super Metroid or Mario 64 runs and most of the old popular games have been played out. You can try to promote speed runs of new games but new games don't have the nostalgic factor. Viewer engagement in the comments section is minimal too showing lacking of enthusiasm.

So what should AGDQ do? Of course, promote bio-women vaginas and tranny neo-vaginas alike and people with melalin in their skin (nigs).

Remember when AGDQ used to be about a bunch of dudes (and a biological girl or 2) just hanging out on a couch playing a game fast and cracking jokes without a politically correct filter? Pepperidge farm remembers.
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AGDQ Hasn't been about the video games for a long time. It used to be but then it became more about reading off donations, even interrupting runners while they were talking.
 
FarCentrist said:
I'm going to officially declare it: agdq isn't about video games or playing video games fast anymore. It's about promoting identity, that's it. It's basically the stonetoss "burgers?" meme.

In the recent past, agdq, instead of promoting games, pushed the identity of the player instead. There was women (frame fatales), trannies, blacks, and we're back to blacks again for the agdq juneteenth promotion. Insteading of flashing the "trans rights are human rights" or "blm" opening text before a run, now they flash BOTH.

Some companies go woke trying to find new customers and then get broke.

AGDQ I think is the opposite, they got broke with viewers stagnating in recent years. You can only regenerate that much hype for the same Super Metroid or Mario 64 runs and most of the old popular games have been played out. You can try to promote speed runs of new games but new games don't have the nostalgic factor. Viewer engagement in the comments section is minimal too showing lacking of enthusiasm.

So what should AGDQ do? Of course, promote bio-women vaginas and tranny neo-vaginas alike and people with melalin in their skin (nigs).

Remember when AGDQ used to be about a bunch of dudes (and a biological girl or 2) just hanging out on a couch playing a game fast and cracking jokes without a politically correct filter? Pepperidge farm remembers.
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No fucking shit. Next you're going to officially declare that grass is green, the sky is blue, and water is wet.
 
Dumpster dived waifu said:
GDQ hasn't been good since Werster wasn't allowed to say nigger on stream, and since Blueglass has been forbidden from sitting directly behind the couch and laughing along loudly. So basically since they left that basement(?) room so many years ago.
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Weebshit might be a total cancer to some, but it's funny that Touhou had to be banned from the couch because it was taking attention away from the trannies in the background it was distracting to the speedrun — something else that was symptomatic of GDQ's downfall.
 
I made my bingo card for this year's SGDQ
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funny not to see so much discussion of it here this year. my view is GDQ is such a played-out meme at this point that it’s not even that fun to rage about anymore. it’s just pathetic, and we can only hope the current culture war burns itself out for the better within a generation or two.

(but yes, all these triple and quadruple vaxxed dipshits look like retards in the masks)
 
mechanista_mississippi said:
funny not to see so much discussion of it here this year. my view is GDQ is such a played-out meme at this point that it’s not even that fun to rage about anymore. it’s just pathetic, and we can only hope the current culture war burns itself out for the better within a generation or two.

(but yes, all these triple and quadruple vaxxed dipshits look like retards in the masks)
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I am only wanting to see Linkus run and that's it.
 
The StepMania run will be a joke if they attempt it muzzled, someone is going to pass out.

Interested in seeing couples mode being played, those take a lot of coordinated practice and are fun to watch. I hope whoever writes the charts/mods has more constraint than last time and the commentators keep their mouths shut so we can hear the music.
 
oh they will be muzzled. masks are the quintessential virtue signal, these queef lords will be wearing them (and requiring them for all events) for years to come. they would get them surgically attached to their putrid cheeks if they could.
 
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