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volatile puar said:
Obviously, we all know the reason for that: the people making the games are incompetent, the companies are bloated to the point that coordinating teams is almost impossible, and there is a huge reliance on outside contractors.
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yous forgetting the part where another company was specifically lending them money for them to do these retarded decisions which would alienate their consumer base to a point of killing studios like it happened with volition, course sony has the added bonus of dealing with sonygroes but that only goes so far because if their consumer base was really reliable concord would have not died, there is highguard too though i find it funny the game died so fast not many people remember it.

the contractor stuff is just companies modern structure for maximum penny pinching, laying off highly qualified expensive devs to replace them with cheap third worlders and all, i think users have made the 9 pregnant woman can make a baby in one month joke here, same line of thinking, 9 incompetent jeets can make the work of one highly skilled dev for cheaper, which gives them more money to hire marketing and consulting firms, what do you mean it should reduce game dev cost? naw nigga we don't do that here.
 
StacticShock said:
yous forgetting the part where another company was specifically lending them money for them to do these retarded decisions which would alienate their consumer base to a point of killing studios like it happened with volition, course sony has the added bonus of dealing with sonygroes but that only goes so far because if their consumer base was really reliable concord would have not died, there is highguard too though i find it funny the game died so fast not many people remember it.
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Yes, but the people making the games would make them woke without financial incentive. The same is true for the uglification of characters, MJ is almost the spitting image of that one woman working at Insomniac. In fact, I'd venture to say the character designers actually find their own designs to be appealing, in the same way that niggers prefer to be in run-down places and can be chased off with classical music.
 
volatile puar said:
If we give the game the budget of the famously expensive MGSV, about $80M, then it would have been profitable excluding marketing.
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:story: It's more like $305 million, according to Insomniac themselves based on internal document leaks from the December 2023 ransomware attack, which included a pre-release projection of total costs totalling $305 million). Not audited by Sony, but of course Sony doesn't share these numbers anyway because they know how bad it makes things look.

Fucking thing's a flop. Deader than a big fat floppy smelly dead fish that swallowed a hook, jumped in the boat, high-fived the fisherman, stole his self-defense shotgun, suck-started it, grabbed a nearby grenade, pulled the pin, chucked it in the water, and jumped right in after it.

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REGENDarySumanai said:
Great news, now you won't need a PS5 to play all 13 exclusives. Same for PS4 and its exclusives, but the toolset is in beta and for some godforsaken reason only known to the Slav who created it, it is only available for macOS with Apple Silicon chips.
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Yeah that'll get ported soon. There's no real special/secret sauce on MacOS or Apple Silicon; it just happened to be the hardware the Slav had access to and the toolchain he's used to. Don't be mad at him for going Mac first. Feel sympathy for him being stuck on a fucking Mac.
 
Cosmonaut Variety Hour is a vaguely leftist mulatto nerd that loved the Spiderman games and literally wore a Wolverine jumpsuit to stream the game. In other words, he is the target audience of this game. Thought it was a pretty good video.
moocow said:
:story: It's more like $305 million
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I'm aware, the game really looks like it took $300 million dollars to make. I say that as a joke, but could a game that expensive even turn out good? What could they possibly spend it on other than development hell shenanigans?
 
volatile puar said:
I'm aware, the game really looks like it took $300 million dollars to make. I say that as a joke, but could a game that expensive even turn out good? What could they possibly spend it on other than development hell shenanigans?
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I truly have no idea. I'm blown away by the claims (seemingly confirmed by Rockstar themselves) that GTA 6 has cost over $1 billion to develop so far. That will absolutely not be apparent in the final product. There's no way that thing's going to be "worth" a billion dollars when it launches.
 
Xenomorphs Are Cute said:
What you don't know is that they also made ANOTHER shitty meme. Some of you may know this legendary Tyler1 meme:
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Yeah, they remade this on their Instagram.

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The actual woman from the OG meme, Mel Capperino-Garcia, gave them a shout-out. But due to the utterly raped status of this game, even she's getting shit despite not even being associated with Insomniac in the slightest.
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I wish they would stop doing this shit. It's so forced.
 
Okay, apparently there is an end end end please God end me credits scene that contradicts all the vague bullshit in this fever nightmare. I cannot emphasize enough how vague this whole story is and how flippant Mr. Sinister comes across despite having bunch of plans alluded to with throw away lines. No question at all that everything is embarrassing failure with insomniac but the story is where the developers' insecurities really shine with how badly they try to hide it.

I'm still trying to understand it but according to the last scene despite we're destined to find each other bullshit, this is the 3rd time they meet. The first is around 1880s, the second one is around 1990s assuming present day and the current one is 2026.

Again If somebody knows I would like to answers to this, during the first meet up Wolverine is Horseman of Death, kills bunch of leaders of Hand kills Jean while she mind-rapes Apocalypse into a cuck corner for about 150 years.

The second one it is abundantly clear Jean knows and remembers Wolverine, trusts him Mr. Sinister tricks Wolverine into killing Jean and re-live it hundreds of time to turn him into a lapdog assuming he wasn't lying in delusion segments which looked like he was.

All this dogshit comes home to roost in the third and current one, for some fucking reason this time Jean doesn't remember either of the previous times other than vague I knew someone like you bs until the final fight where she uses Helix bs and Mr. Sinister turns Wolverine into Horseman of Death again some fucking how and some fucking reason. There is no direct connection with Apocalypse and Mr. Sinister unlike comics. They are aware of each other half the time, in the other half they act as if other doesn't exist.

I would love to see these hack-frauds to show and fail to explain their timeline and character motivation at each point because this feels like 3 people came up with this shit for the sole purpose of sabotaging each other and hoping unending vagueness and fagstation dick riders' media literacy levels are going to save them.

Not to mention the Hand hating Horseman of Death but worshiping Apocalypse as a God and all other auxiliary drivel.

This trash made my memory of Cuck-Man 2018's cluster fuck of a virus plot relapse. Norman Osborn made a cure for symbiote because of Harry which turned out to be covid so they tried again this time it both cures symbiote and the covid and of course even the half a cure doesn't cure Aunt May and they need every single fucking drop to replicate it.

REMEMBER THAT TRASH FIRE?

Sure Insomniac's cuck-man 2 was the faggiest kosher trash ever but trust me goy, cuck man 1 was good

FUCKING FAGGOTS
 
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This looks so bad. Both designs are trying so hard to avoid showing any skin and they just come off as boring and interchangeable.
 
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This looks so bad. Both designs are trying so hard to avoid showing any skin and they just come off as boring and interchangeable.
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It is truly incredible (and endlessly entertaining) watching modern feminists (or "feminist allies") struggle to create strong, powerful, relatable female characters and adhere to their principles about women (including being opposed to "sex shaming") while deliberately hiding/ignoring/downplaying one of the most legitimate sources of strength, power and relatable nature women have -- their feminine attractiveness and sexuality (and more specifically, their fertility).

You can almost hear the meme play out in their heads over and over: "Respect womyn, you foul misogynist pig!" "Okay. Mmmm, she looks nice..." "NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!"

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volatile puar said:
in the same way that niggers prefer to be in run-down places and can be chased off with classical music.
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The fact that this actually fucking works will always be hilarious to me.
 
PlayStation's strongest pony & Insomniac's most ardent blast-haver, Jacob Stevens, just gave up on Wolverine.
PreserveTube.

Edit: I forgot to mention this but his physical copy (probably the last one in existence) is still sealed kek.

However, due to his audience & corporate captured status making him a raped Sonygaboo. He can't even say the game is shit with full confidence. This led to Asmongold calling him out.
 
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volatile puar said:
I pointed out that these woke games do make money and sell well
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I'm not sure where you're getting this ridiculous idea from, but the data clearly disproves this claim.

On the topic of Insomniac specifically, we know that Spider-Man 2 barely broke even. Wolverine's sales are anemic, if it was flying off the shelves Sony would be letting everyone know. What I predict is they'll come up with some bullshit metric like "engagement" or "units shipped" to obfuscate the facts, and do their utmost to fudge the numbers (bundling, rebuying etc.) so it appears the game sold more than it did in a desperate bid to stop Disney from yanking away the license.

Then there's the likes of Don't Nod, a developer that is facing annihilation come January 2027 if someone doesn't throw them a lifeline.

Double Fine and Ninja Theory are two other industry darlings that are on the precipice, with Double Fine's Kickstarter campaign faltering the moment they announced Erika Ishii as their premier voice actor.

There's 343 Industries / Halo Studios, that virtue signaled took close to the sun and were promptly gutted by the jeeta, same thing with Bungie, whose second gutting is right around the corner.

Veilguard sold so poorly and did such catastrophic damage to the Dragon Age IP that it killed it, BioWare is now only working on a Mass Effect title, and even then they're in a precarious position and could be shut down at any moment.

Alan Wake 2, another flop, Concord needs no introduction, Sony have been awfully quiet about Ghost of Yotei etc.

Barring very, very rare outliners like Baldur's Gate 3, that sell despite the woke, and especially since Larian hid the most egregious examples of gay race communism in the third act, deep into the EA and outside the refund window, woke shit really doesn't sell.

None of these companies are making money, it's why we're into the fourth year of continued, massive layoffs, why so many game developers can't find a new job in the industry, why so many studios are being closed down or consolidated, why EA let the Saudis buy them etc.

Note that not even the infinite money glitch EA had in the form of their sport titles couldn't make up for the catastrophic losses they suffered due to their woke titles.
 
00R-Gundam said:
I think that Wolverine just like many other games from the sony line of production suffer from the whole "Lets make a movie in video game form" where they focus more on angle, motion face capture, story etc and they forget the basic and important core of a video game, the game. Idk about you guys but if i play a wolverine game, i play it for the combat and story is secondary. It is baffling the the old Deadpool video game has more going for it than wolverine in current year.

They could have done so much with Wolverine since he follows a pretty simple formula: rip and tear. Thats it. They didnt even have to reinvent the wheel so much, which personally i take this game as the worse portrayal of wolverine and cast. I hope Liam(VA for wolverine) doesnt take this game failure personally because i believe he can be a good wolverine and i think hes a cool actor(Spartacus) so hopefully he gets to reprise wolverine in preferably a better form than whatever we got with this shit game.

Deadpool the video game > Wolverine 2026
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Wolverine: Origins was also a movie game and that one was not only good but also faithful to the source material(both movie and comics). It can be done, soyny and insomniac just suck.
 
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