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>Normal girl enters a magical world, becomes a magic user and a chosen one against her will and all that while being accompanied by a talking companion object
This literally is just Forspoken, it even has that gay purple everywhere
<Why couldn't we just have Kratos again? What does this new character bring to the table?
>Ummm...she is more agile and can use magic!
Bravo soyny, you've done it again! We've never had a character like that in our third person action game!
 
>Normal girl enters a magical world, becomes a magic user and a chosen one against her will and all that while being accompanied by a talking companion object
This literally is just Forspoken, it even has that gay purple everywhere
<Why couldn't we just have Kratos again? What does this new character bring to the table?
>Ummm...she is more agile and can use magic!
Bravo soyny, you've done it again! We've never had a character like that in our third person action game!
>Sony can't even do Isekai right.

I'm not even surprised, I almost wished they made a Black lead (they're not below it as we saw with Angraboda in Ragnarok), just so we can clown on them further by saying Hollywood already did it better in 2003.
 
Laufey pre-orders :story:

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The new short trailer for GOW Laufey just dropped to kick off pre-orders, and it looks absolutely phenomenal! :lol:

 
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You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
Never underestimate just how much people are willing to spend on cosmetics for female characters. This would make the game more popular in Japan alone.
Cory Barlog at SDCC: “The next Kratos-led God of War game is coming after Laufey, and connects directly to her story"

So its not the last time you will see the stupid wife.
Wasn't Dad of War supposed to be a trilogy? What happened to the third game, did Ragnarock sell that poorly?
 
I'm not sure where you're getting this ridiculous idea from, but the data clearly disproves this claim.
You are an idiot. Wolverine sold 1.9 million copies, which is selling well and making money, it just isn't enough to meet the very high bar they've set for themselves by overspending. My point is not that these businesses are secretly doing very well, it's that wokeness is not the thing killing them because people buy woke products in mass quantities. Like I pointed out in very clear words, Wolverine would be almost profitable if it had a budget of $80M, which was considered to be an egregiously high budget 10 years ago.
 
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I'm still in awe that Vagina of War actually has a talking quirkchungus jelly cube named fucking Frank as a companion character.

I don't think either 2018 or Ragnarock had anything that goofy.

The last thing a God Of War game needs is a fucking Jar Jar Binks character.
 
There was a third game but that was shelved and the reason they gave in 2021 was this: "God of War is ending its Norse story because ‘we didn’t want to spend 15 years on a trilogy"
So it was either in development hell or Ragnarock bombed, or both.
So now we will spend 15 years with the vagina trilogy, assuming neither soystation or soyny implodes in that time.
I'm still in awe that Vagina of War actually has a talking quirkchungus jelly cube named fucking Frank as a companion character.

I don't think either 2018 or Ragnarock had anything that goofy.

The last thing a God Of War game needs is a fucking Jar Jar Binks character.
They know their audience
 
Do the fans of GoW even care if these games form a proper saga instead of being villain of the week stories? Obviously, the developers don't care about what the audience wants, but why bother even alluding to the possibility of a trilogy when no one cares?
We cared in 2016 when the Norse saga was announced. We were hyped for a trilogy when GOW (2018) ended, then this happened:
Ok, surely Santa Monica will know how to finish the story properly. Then God Of Marvel: Ragnarok happened.
I've lost all interest for the newer games and whatever story they create. I'm just waiting for the trilogy remakes because I'm a fucking idiot.
 
Cory Barlog at SDCC: “The next Kratos-led God of War game is coming after Laufey, and connects directly to her story"

So this is not the last time you will see the stupid wife.
This bitch is going to leave the afterlife somehow and will be following you around reminding you what to do over and over and over again in the next game after this. Keep in mind her death is what started the journey and character development of the first game of the new series. Her coming back undermines all the characters that changed because of her death.

Keep in mind they had so many different options where they could have taken the direction of this series. Kratos and Tyr could have gone to Egypt to meet Montu. They've hinted at the Egyptian pantheon multiple times. Or there's a theory that Athena could have brought back the greek gods as the Roman pantheon. Zeus would become Jupiter and begin exercising his will over descendants of the people Kratos freed in God of War 3. Which would give him a reason to go back.

Instead they're doing this. So that says more than anything that they don't really care about developing the characters they already have.
 
If Kratos' wife is such a badass that doesn't need no man(but rather a cube), why didn't they just conscript her and leave Kratos to be the house husband?
Better yet, if she is such a badass, why didn't she holdoff the attack on her village, surely she will prove in the game she's capable of fighting mere armed men, right?
See, this is why you rarely put damsel in distress(or a tragic victim) in protagonist role, especially if you're going to empower them. If Princess Peach was the one saving Mario, then people would ask why she couldn't get her lazy ass out of Bowser's Castle herself all these games.
 
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