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Pretty much every /v/ meme has come true, eventually. If anything some of them were a bit too subtle compared to reality.
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I saw a post on /v/ like a decade ago of someone calling the Playstation the electronic Jewstation and that guy is vindicated as fuck.
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More Wolverine news. But first, more Adam Sandler Jean Gray. Why? Game is so bad, there's nothing left to talk about & blast-havers just kinda stopped compared to before.
Now to the news, Insomniac finally made an option to turn off both Chin Gray's brap gas & shit skid lines at the same time.
However, this has led to a different problem because of the core game design as a whole sucking-ass. The problem being that the game wasn’t designed around naturally guiding the player through these environment, so now, an intractable chest just blends in with the environment instead having the player be naturally guided to it. Imagine if Morrowind didn’t have signs to tell you where to go.
This could be fixed too, mind you. If they had made the chests red, or followed the rules of lighting to guide players down corridors, or just incentivized traversal more, these problems wouldn't be terrible. But instead, they did the laziest option possible, & removing it shows how bad the levels are. There are bare-minimum examples of them actually trying to do this too (the white paint & other obvious "THIS WAY PLAYER!!!" level design).
They somehow removed a core part of the game's design without a more extreme overhaul of the game at a deeper level. Due to not realizing the fact that level design still exists even in linear games, you still have to direct the player where to go & what they can interact with, the job of any game is to make obvious collectibles blend into the environment just enough so that it stands out. Like seeing the difference in background & foreground art. Wolverine instead not to do that and just do a big arrow. Games are meticulously designed in a way for this stuff to feel natural, & Wolverine doesn’t have that natural feeling game design/direction.
Funniest thing is, this apparently doesn't even apply to them all, just some of them. Also, this is too little, too late. The "blast-havers" already played the game a week ago, so what's the point anymore? It still doesn't even solve the problem of the lack of natural player guidance.
TL;DR - They fixed a problem, & somehow made it worse.
Oh yeah, Sonyggers are now trying to cope in various ways, biggest one being that SkillUp's entire review got dilated because of this update (I'll never forgive Sonygroes for making me shill for ShillUp), even though it does the absolute opposite.
Meanwhile, a different retardation is going on Twitter, where the ponies, combined with redditors, tumblrtards, comictwt faggots, & just tourist foids in general, combined, are dilating about a guy making an AI edit of turning Mista Tique into Mystique, & claming anyone who wants Mystique not look like a menopausal blueberry is a pedophile &/or a gooner (without realizing they're calling themselves out by seeing a child in an attractive woman who looks like she's in her 20s). The guy behind the edit made another one as a more mature version (people are still calling him a nonce, & even claiming he should've commisioned an artist for a 3D model & all for a Twitter own). He also made a Kardashian-esque one.
Mind you, these same people already showed how pathetic they are, when the same guy made a meme with a Jean Gray edit, said she looks like a whore, & the better version edit is just Sadie Sink's face (remember, you need to be on a registry if you like 24 y/o women) with a little bit of defined clevage.
The most funniest thing is, there's more viewers on the Jean Gray edit, than there are people who bought the game.
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Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, '/pol/ was right again.'
I wonder how much manpower was spent making her just the right kind of ugly, and how many committee-requested revisions they had to go through to achieve this level of hideousness.
We're still doing this skit? Guess I shouldn't be surprised that reddit views anything that isn't a MILF as a literal child, watching too much porn really has fried their brains completely.
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EDIT: sorry for the doublepost
Not trying to be flippant here, but I've been pondering this conundrum for years.
The executives are easy enough to explain - they're as much employees as everyone else, so their future employment prospects hinge on their ability to signal their loyalty to the religion of gay race communism. For them it's less important to turn a profit, than it is to prove their zealotry.
For shareholders, it may seem strange that so many of them apparently take no action as the company they've invested in burns down around them because of the petulant whims of mentally ill, emotionally incontinent freaks, but it makes sense when you realize that many of the majority shareholders are the likes of Vanguard, Blackrock and other similar entities that are too big to fail, and thus largely uninterested in the profits that may be extracted from gamers.
There's also the fact that many of them are true believers - most of them have gone to Western ivy league universities, and it's not unreasonable to assume that quite a few of them have internalized the leftist beliefs.
Naturally, this state of affairs couldn't go on forever, not even Fink's infinite money glitch could sustain the whole of Western entertainment industries indefinitely, especially not since all the propaganda they shoved at audiences failed spectacularly, but even though the whole Western gaming industry is now violently contracting due to stupendous losses, they are not going to give up on the agenda pushing.
Do they?
Not trying to be flippant here, but I've been pondering this conundrum for years.
The executives are easy enough to explain - they're as much employees as everyone else, so their future employment prospects hinge on their ability to signal their loyalty to the religion of gay race communism. For them it's less important to turn a profit, than it is to prove their zealotry.
For shareholders, it may seem strange that so many of them apparently take no action as the company they've invested in burns down around them because of the petulant whims of mentally ill, emotionally incontinent freaks, but it makes sense when you realize that many of the majority shareholders are the likes of Vanguard, Blackrock and other similar entities that are too big to fail, and thus largely uninterested in the profits that may be extracted from gamers.
There's also the fact that many of them are true believers - most of them have gone to Western ivy league universities, and it's not unreasonable to assume that quite a few of them have internalized the leftist beliefs.
Naturally, this state of affairs couldn't go on forever, not even Fink's infinite money glitch could sustain the whole of Western entertainment industries indefinitely, especially not since all the propaganda they shoved at audiences failed spectacularly, but even though the whole Western gaming industry is now violently contracting due to stupendous losses, they are not going to give up on the agenda pushing.
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I have no doubt this is why they included no options to turn it off at launch. There had to have been some negative feedback about all the handholding, but I'm sure the devs pushed back by pointing to all the playtesters and focus groups complaining endlessly about how they couldn't figure out where to go or what to do (undoubtedly owing to this retarded graphic and level design). Instead of just fixing their shitty designs, they figured "eh, fuck it, we'll just literally show them where to go" with a fart cloud since we can't figure out how do it any other way.
Even the shipboard computer in Star Trek: The Next Generation did a better job guiding clueless newbies where they were trying to go on that gargantuan luxury liner, just by voice prompts, lighting up comm panels along the route, and a bit of mood lighting. And that was early TNG stuff, before they'd even really figured out how all that fancy 24th-century stuff was supposed to work, back in the 1980's. And they still did it better using bright TV set lighting, blinkenlights, and a kind womanly voice with infinite patience.
Have these idiots even played another video game in their lives?
I still don't quite buy this argument even after twenty years or more of these morons setting money on fire like they're a comic book villain "trying to prove a point."
Their whole business is "making money." Every time one of these investments loses money, the Jewish genes within every one of these assholes seemingly just tolerating it in service of The Message™ must still light them on fire inside and cause intense suffering and angst.
The bottom line still remains these big funds exist to make money, not lose it. Losing money over and over and over is ultimately unsustainable, no matter how important they think The Message™ is. Money, as far removed from the original "abstraction of value" as it currently is, cannot be truly infinite before things start breaking down. Not that some stupid niggers haven't learned this the hard way, of course:
It didn't work out for them either.
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The one thing a Jew loves more than making money is giving the goyim grief.
Yeah, but that's the pattern we're seeing.
Any sane industry would see that woke shit doesn't sell and pivot back towards pandering to heterosexual men, as they had done 20 years ago with massive success, and as they can see popular modern titles currently doing (barring freak outliners like BG3).
As they say, the purpose of a system is what it does, and we can't keep attributing the behavior to some misguided belief they have a captive male audience, and thus are free to ignore them in favor of a mythical modern one.
These companies have access to massive amounts of very detailed data on their customers, purchasing behaviors etc., so it's not like they can feign ignorance about who buys their games and what their preferences are.
I distinctly remember the faggot Larian CEO bemoaning that the vast majority of BG3 players made their avatar a White male, which shouldn't surprise anyone with a functional brain since this has been the pattern for as long as cRPGs (and games in general) have existed.
BioWare had their own metrics that showed them that more than 80% of Mass Effect players selected the male Shepard, and we can safely assume the remaining 20% were also overwhelmingly male players being freaks.
Also, Western game developers are largely uniform in their output, which wouldn't be the case if the goal was to make money. Someone, be it EA, Activision, Ubisoft, would try to capitalize on the vacuum their competition had created by pandering to the main demographic that is feeling neglected, but not only do we not see this happening, we see these same companies, and their shareholders, applying pressure on Japanese publishers and developers to toe the same ideological line.
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At this point the game has such awful looking characters that I can't tell what is an edit and what is actually part of the game
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Yeah, sorry, I'm not buying that Jewish shareholders are deliberately burning Playstation to the ground just to watch the gentiles get mad about it. I think it's far more likely they're allowing it to happen because they don't actually understand the industry but they do understand the graph some intern showed them displaying Fortnite's profit margins.
In some positive Sony news, I went to see the Resident Evil movie last night and it's actually really good. I have no idea why it's a 'Playstation production' as per the credits, but this is a rare W for Sony Pictures I'm sure they'll find a way to squander just as fast.
In some positive Sony news, I went to see the Resident Evil movie last night and it's actually really good. I have no idea why it's a 'Playstation production' as per the credits, but this is a rare W for Sony Pictures I'm sure they'll find a way to squander just as fast.
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RE already has a ton of CGI movies, nobody needed one with live actors. All this will do is bring over a whole bunch of western normalniggers into the franchise and ruin it even more. This isn't a W you think it is.
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I've said it a few times but it bears repeating: these subhumans have no room to talk about others being pedophiles simply for wanting attractive women in media when they gave
^this shit rave reviews.
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The director of Cuties is a muslim woman.
Take that as you wish.
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We should print one of these for US dollars but only one and I should have it.
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They want to virtue signal and assumed they would be praised for it. They thought that most gamers would accept their ideology or are part of it already. A lost bet.
Which brings me to this question: Is "pedophile" an insult or a compliment in their eyes? On the one hand, they call everyone a pedo if they want attractive women in entertainment. On the other hand, they consider pedos to be victims judging by the Primetime film. Well, which is it?
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Nowadays, 30 y/os can get you arrested by calling you a pedophile. Here's the full clip.
TL;DW - Flat-Ass 30 y/o Latina Twitch thot considers accidental brush-past pinky touch as sexual harrasment:
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Still, is being a pedo a crime or a type of victim in their eyes?
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It's an insult at best at this point. Words lost weight & meaning.