Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Zack Parsons’ wife is Fistgrrl (real name: Michelle Trayne):


Here’s her being a Karen to Chipotle: https://m.facebook.com/chipotle/posts/10151729396539253

Article that ties it together: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/holy-shit-im/
Every single time, I get those two mixed up.

Thank you.
 
[quoting a goon]

Deletion of the option is best no one needs to know gender on a message board.

Who is this tard? If they don't know your super duper oh-so-hip gender, how are they going to know that you're the specialest of snowflakes and your girl dick has to be sucked nonstop on fear of instant banning?

Lowtax will never move the forums to modern software like xenforo because:

How much money did he steal for the fake migration? How much of that did he spend on booze and $50 bagged pies?
 
I've seen some fond recollections of helldump being shared in here, and while it did have its moments, I recall it differently. That seemed to be another turning point where turbosperg goons with political or ideological chips on their shoulders began essentially running background checks on other posters and doxing them and nagging the mods into banning anyone who failed their test. Some saw this as A Good Thing, but I still think this is when some of the funnier posters and long-running good threads were tossed out on some perceived infraction they might have made at some time outside of the forums. Consequently it turned off potential new regs or other existing posters from trying to take up the slack in content, lest they be "outed" in some spectacular dramabomb fashion. Post-helldump this carried on with different factions of goons on the offsite splinter-forums, IRC groups, discord groups, etc constantly scrutinizing everyone and then running off anyone who wasn't perfect by whining to their token mods. And here we are today.

From what I've heard of Helldump, that matches up pretty well.

Doxing is done here for one reason; to build a viable set of links to someone we cover and establish a pattern based on their internet and IRL history because it helps track content and the party involved for better observation.

Something Awful's Helldump seemed to view that as a secondary benefit at times. More often, it apparently was used for the same reason some faildoxers and petty assholes who think they are internet badasses because they can read a digital phone directory on someone use it here:

Basically ripping away any illusion of anonymity off someone even if they either did nothing that was seriously wrong legally or otherwise, but more as a means of spite to chase people off due to pointless and petty grudges. Helldump just embittered goons against each other and was basically a circular firing squad run by a clique of elistist bastards trying to keep the undesirables (in their eyes) out of their clubhouse.

I bet another reason it got closed was because even those who benefited from it's more spiteful use realized it could easily turn back on them, and since the SJWism was starting to calcify hard around the time it was going to die, getting it closed down was not a hard decision.
 
3 pages mad about the Porpoise option. Someone ALMOST gets it:
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Doesn't quite connect the dots that "hey, maybe we're trying to turn this site that was never intended as a space for us into something completely different" but is dimly aware enough to realise fucking off somewhere else might be easier. It's as if it's not about bigotry at all...
Geebus, the cringe continues. You'd think that at there would be at least some form of organized pushback against this direction, assuming there's still any normal folks left in that place. It's truly fascinating to me how they're all willing to bend over backwards, throw literally everything away, start over just to accommodate a vocal minority of users instead of just telling them "look, you're clearly not happy here so let me show you the door".
I've felt similar for spending around a decade there, but I just chalked it up to having nowhere else to go. I would have left much sooner had KiwiFarms been around in like 2010. Then again, so many things had layers and layers of dumb irony so thick that it became impossible to tell who was being sincere with increasingly crazy posting. Like once I remember poking fun at some random fetish someone posted about, and someone replied to me with "pls don't kinkshame", which I figured was a new meme or something and just carried on shitposting and ended up eating a week's probation.
It was a slow creep of "can't tell if serious" comments starting to appear in threads of all topics to the point where I would come in to lurk and see them everywhere and wonder "did I miss a fucking memo?". Like I'm just in here tryna see what the consensus is on a new video game that was released and people are just casually dropping shit like "fuck white people" and no-one calls it out, or even more bewilderingly starts a derail of folks trying to one-up each other on insanely far left rants and I'm just sitting there with a blank look on my face thinking "ok, I guess everyone has just decided to be crazy now" and close the browser tab.

As SA started the gradual downturn of giving me less and less reasons to check in there if found myself doing my idle internet time wasting on 4chan, because although it was equally or more infested with degenerate repugnant shit, at least I could get a chuckle or two at some stuff there every time I went while still getting my catching-up on topics I'm interested in. For all its faults I think the anonymous "who gives a shit" posting style is a glue that can hold a huge community together in spite of it being composed of people of wildly different backgrounds and opinions. It is most definitely not perfect and downright disturbing at times, but at least it was an interesting place to be.
 
This was less of a "WE'RE PUTTING OUR FOOT DOWN ON RAPE", and more of a "oh god oh fuck don't talk about this in the open", with the implication being that people are quoting this for the wrong reasons, and while they got rid of his posts, the quotes are still there

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"Because assholes love to quote this"
"Wild, inaccurate assumptions"
HAY GUYZ I GOT MY STRAIGHT FRIEND DRUNK AND FUCKED HIM, BTW BRING MORE STRAIGHT DUDES TO GAY BARS
You know, technically, it is true that some alcohol doesn't really override your ability to make informed decisions about who you want to fuck or fool around with, but the problem for Azure Horizons was that even if SA hadn't become increasingly pozzed, nobody would believe that someone would just be a-okay with taking a cock up their ass just because they had a few beers or a couple shots of whiskey. Anal requires preparation, lube and such, as the anus does not lubricate itself, it's not a vagina or a penis and I find it highly doubtful that some drunken faggot would remember that when he's about to take the, for him at least, forbidden fruit that is/was the assholes of his straight friends. Lowered inhibitions are one thing, being okay with being assfucked is something else entirely.

My favorite IceQueen thread:

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I remember that annoying and unfunny bitch. That's a pretty good burn.

Here's some shit for you: https://github.com/Tyrrrz/DiscordChatExporter/releases/tag/2.17

I've not used it yet myself, but Taylor Swift has been using it to archive a shitload of chats.

e:



I am not at all surprised that they took so long to ban an unrepentant sex offender from the forums, given that it's happened before with Aatrek, Morally Inept, and god knows who else.

Everybody (especially the mods) knows Aatrek's story, but Morally Inept was generally just another annoying goon up until he made a post in the "fucked up things you did as a teenager" thread. Everyone else in the thread was just posting about stupid, banal shit they did when they were stupid kids; Morally Inept came in all "well you see i had this female dog and um well uh you know well see i um hehehehehehe"

He won a custom title almost immediately, linking to the post in which he confessed to raping his dog. He paid to change his custom title many times, only to see it return. He edited out the post, but it had already been quoted many times. The consequence was that every time Morally Inept posted in any thread, it immediately derailed into "hey morally inept why did you rape your dog." He tried being cute about it, he tried being smug about it, he tried being defensive and self-righteous about it, nothing worked. It still took years for him to finally be permabanned, though.
You know, I had honestly forgotten about Morally Inept? Someone just being a weird and disgusting dogfucker just stopped sticking out as being abnormal on SA after a certain point.
 
I've felt similar for spending around a decade there, but I just chalked it up to having nowhere else to go. I would have left much sooner had KiwiFarms been around in like 2010. Then again, so many things had layers and layers of dumb irony so thick that it became impossible to tell who was being sincere with increasingly crazy posting. Like once I remember poking fun at some random fetish someone posted about, and someone replied to me with "pls don't kinkshame", which I figured was a new meme or something and just carried on shitposting and ended up eating a week's probation.

It was always pretty fucking gay that the rules on SA were ultra strict, but I went along with them for a while because at least it wasn't fucking GameFAQs, but by then I could already see all sense of humor being sandblasted off the forums. And this was like a decade ago. Was this not the forum known for bringing furries to task, for pointing and laughing at their weird, deviant ways?



Yeah, I did that too. I tended to stay out of GBS for most of my time there and just stuck to Games and Serious Hardware/Software Crap. Games was always rife with some serious consoomers that'd give Reddit a run for its money, but I never knew of a better place to actually talk about games that wasn't overrun with exceptional individuals.

SA was shit since 2008 at least. But the faggotry was confined to certain areas of the board. Easily upset trannies had the good sense to stay out of threads where the majority of active posters didn't like them, and mods would tell the tranny to chill out and stay away from the the thread. This has shifted to the point you have Mods closing productive, interesting threads -even ones not using wrongthing words - rather than anger the tranny bunch.

Its dead, Jim.
 
Who is this tard? If they don't know your super duper oh-so-hip gender, how are they going to know that you're the specialest of snowflakes and your girl dick has to be sucked nonstop on fear of instant banning?



How much money did he steal for the fake migration? How much of that did he spend on booze and $50 bagged pies?
He raised at least $20,000. I believe he contacted the xenforo devs to see if they could help with the migration and they gave him an astronomical amount to do so. He then made a post saying “hey guys I know I raised this money to move the forums to modern software with features that work, but I’ve got a lot of bills. Would you be mad if I used this to pay my bills? It would be a shame if I couldn’t continue running the forums because of all these bills I have!”
 
You're not getting sued, dumbass. You're getting divorced. (Wrong thread, might as well leave here anyway)
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You're not getting sued, dumbass. You're getting divorced. (Wrong thread, might as well leave here anyway)
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Lowtax always does this when people criticize him: create a ridiculous, wacky-zany strawman of himself. He did this with the demented trannies on SA a little while ago - "oh hey, so sorry that you think that I'm turbo Hitler and want to burn all transgendered people alive in ovens and that I invented the alt-right and got Trump elected!" (Not his exact words).
It's just a form of deflection that he seems to think that people don't see right through immediately.
 
It was a slow creep of "can't tell if serious" comments starting to appear in threads of all topics to the point where I would come in to lurk and see them everywhere and wonder "did I miss a fucking memo?". Like I'm just in here tryna see what the consensus is on a new video game that was released and people are just casually dropping shit like "fuck white people" and no-one calls it out, or even more bewilderingly starts a derail of folks trying to one-up each other on insanely far left rants and I'm just sitting there with a blank look on my face thinking "ok, I guess everyone has just decided to be crazy now" and close the browser tab.

As SA started the gradual downturn of giving me less and less reasons to check in there if found myself doing my idle internet time wasting on 4chan, because although it was equally or more infested with degenerate repugnant shit, at least I could get a chuckle or two at some stuff there every time I went while still getting my catching-up on topics I'm interested in. For all its faults I think the anonymous "who gives a shit" posting style is a glue that can hold a huge community together in spite of it being composed of people of wildly different backgrounds and opinions. It is most definitely not perfect and downright disturbing at times, but at least it was an interesting place to be.
I blame a lot of the pozzing of Games, and maybe even kickstarting SJW culture in general, on the Minority Perspectives on Gaming thread (archive), which was around as early as 2011. Back then they had to play a little nicer ("haha, we'd never shut down opposing views you silly billy!" "haha, of course minorities can't just insult privileged people with impunity, this is a safe space for everyone!") to get people on board, but I still remember them raiding the Duke Nukem Forever thread because the game was problematic or whatever.
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Icequeen is a good origin story for the shitty administration on SA. Before, if you were an admin or a mod, you were either a contributor to the front page or you were a recognized, liked, vetted pro poster who knew a lot about the niche you'd be expected to moderate, or you were Lowtax's wife at the time or some shit. Icequeen is sort of the proto-Koalas March, meaning no meaningful comedy to point to, no meaningful expertise in any field, and no broad appeal. It's a volunteer position so it's pointless to mull over someone's e-qualifications too extensively, but to have literally zero going for you other than "is a friend of a current mod/admin" or "claims to be an oppressed minority and we need more of those on the mod team" wasn't really a thing that I remember before Icequeen.
 
Speaking of helldump starting the internet dective shit. Remember to Egg Plant Wizard

I went over so something sensitive to look for the Egg plant wizard dox.

I found this


Egg plant wizard was a mod of PYF, and she basically abused her power making thread specific rules and cross thread applying them, basically just taking out her bad day on the posters.

A SASS goon just helldumped her found her real info and all her emo posts about the boyfriend who wouldnt comment etc

Anyway whats stands out is they pulled the morality card on how she wrote "wrong think smut' I think the jab was basically pay back for when she would get all proto SJW about topic s like "POST YOUR FAVORITE TITS"

Of course after she got ran off the mods couldnt sit down and properly explain what she did wrong or set some rules it was just a bunch of weirdos being weird and "stalking her"
 
Lowtax always does this when people criticize him: create a ridiculous, wacky-zany strawman of himself. He did this with the demented trannies on SA a little while ago - "oh hey, so sorry that you think that I'm turbo Hitler and want to burn all transgendered people alive in ovens and that I invented the alt-right and got Trump elected!" (Not his exact words).
It's just a form of deflection that he seems to think that people don't see right through immediately.

Yeah.

Internet: "Hey Lowtax. When your wife runs away, is hiding in shelters and is pursuing divorce it is extremely bad optics to have the woman you were spending a month "On Business" with show up at your house to fuck while broadcasting it to the world literally immediately. It can probably be used against you in a lawsuit when alimony, fidelity, fault and custody are being figured out. Even if you weren't cheating if you actually gave a shit about your kid and thought that the mother was crazy and would harm her you would be extremely careful right now and place more importance on her than being vindictive and publicly showing your ex-wife, and the entire world, that you've already moved on with someone you were already with before the split. I mean, keep fucking bro but probably be a little more careful? Nobody wants a kid to get screwed up here."

Lowtax: "Someone give me my last meal because internet lawyers are claiming my ILLEGAL shenanigans (not to be confused with Bennigan's) are deserving of the death penalty! My capital crimes are figured out by big brained internet peoples!! NoW tHeY aRe TeLlInG mE hOw To RaIsE mY ChIlD. I have slit my wrists and will drop a boulder on my head."
 
Yeah.

Internet: "Hey Lowtax. When your wife runs away, is hiding in shelters and is pursuing divorce it is extremely bad optics to have the woman you were spending a month "On Business" with show up at your house to fuck while broadcasting it to the world literally immediately. It can probably be used against you in a lawsuit when alimony, fidelity, fault and custody are being figured out. Even if you weren't cheating if you actually gave a shit about your kid and thought that the mother was crazy and would harm her you would be extremely careful right now and place more importance on her than being vindictive and publicly showing your ex-wife, and the entire world, that you've already moved on with someone you were already with before the split. I mean, keep fucking bro but probably be a little more careful? Nobody wants a kid to get screwed up here."

Lowtax: "Someone give me my last meal because internet lawyers are claiming my ILLEGAL shenanigans (not to be confused with Bennigan's) are deserving of the death penalty! My capital crimes are figured out by big brained internet peoples!! NoW tHeY aRe TeLlInG mE hOw To RaIsE mY ChIlD. I have slit my wrists and will drop a boulder on my head."
Lowtax's KF thread, for those curious as to the current happenings : https://kiwifarms.net/threads/richard-lowtax-kyanka.1222/page-114
 
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