Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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This transbian's child and wife both need beaten for their blatant deadnaming and transphobia.

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Leonard Helplessness said:
The troon thread has been pretty banal lately, other than one of them being run out because of some sort of incomprehensible screechfight about "acephobia." Everybody's too afraid to share photos publicly; they keep asking to PM each other shit.

Speaking of which,

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#notafetish
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First priority, let me into those super horny and weird dick girl groups! Does this mean Troons are actually jerking off to all the other fat gross troon photos that have been posted in the thread...or worse there are groups where those same Troons share all their nudes?

Imagine if you told Lowtax in 2003 that in 15 years the same fat, gross, neckbeards in his GBS and games forums would one day don dresses and make-up and use his forum to asspat and wank-off to each other. He would have totally thought it was a joke.

Not a joke and certainly not a fetish! I swear to god the Anime Tenacle Death Rape forum just morphed into the trans megathreads.
 
zap2theextreme said:
Why the fuck are you exceptional individuals talking about dumb tranny shit that nobody cares about when the ORIGINAL Johnny Five Aces concept drawing sold for $5,000 dollars and has a news article on the BBC?
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Imagine four troons on the edge of a cliff. Say the first troon's avatar gets changed to "WOMEN DON'T HAVE PENISES." Now the first troon jumps off the cliff, the second troon jumps off the cliff, the third troon jumps off the cliff, and the fourth troon locks the thread and jumps off the cliff.

Something Awful works the same way.
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
Imagine four troons on the edge of a cliff. Say the first troon's avatar gets changed to "WOMEN DON'T HAVE PENISES." Now the first troon jumps off the cliff, the second troon jumps off the cliff, the third troon jumps off the cliff, and the fourth troon locks the thread and jumps off the cliff.

Something Awful works the same way.
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You're forgetting the all important moment where protagonist admin "Coolname McAnime" permabans a few people after accusing them of responsibility with a snarky ban message
"*Teleports behind you* *Undheathes Katana*
ME: Haha time to die transphobe
You: Noooooo! I have to write more trump tiny hands cheeto tweets on 4chan!
Me: Slices up lozer chud
Me (1): Trans rites bich"
Then he goes to BOOKWORLD, the amazing fantasy land where he's cool and everyone doesn't barely tolerate his insufferable ass under a thin veneer of respect.
 
Coolio55 said:
You're forgetting the all important moment where protagonist admin "Coolname McAnime" permabans a few people after accusing them of responsibility with a snarky ban message
"*Teleports behind you* *Undheathes Katana*
ME: Haha time to die transphobe
You: Noooooo! I have to write more trump tiny hands cheeto tweets on 4chan!
Me: Slices up lozer chud
Me (1): Trans rites bich"
Then he goes to BOOKWORLD, the amazing fantasy land where he's cool and everyone doesn't barely tolerate his insufferable ass under a thin veneer of respect.
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PRELUDE

At the end of a long room filled with whispers and handshakes sits a man fondling a small, dark object. The ancient wooden benches along the room's perimeter are full, mostly of women and children, leaving the men to mingle. The man sits firmly trying to make eye contact with women who all turn away, revulsed. He clutches the object nervously. Through a forest of arms, legs, and coattails a small child wanders towards the man, drawn by morbid curiosity and free of her unattentive mother's eye.

"What you got there, mister?", queries the girl.

He pauses for a moment, considering plots which might've employed this child as a Kiwi, paid in food, to sneak photos. Aroused and drawn to the child's innocence, the walls of secrecy melt for a moment.

"This, my darling, is a device. A device many men and many women have died to see, to understand, and to own. In many ways it is like one of your toys, but a toy for adults. This, darling, is a syringe full of horse piss."
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
PRELUDE

At the end of a long room filled with whispers and handshakes sits a man fondling a small, dark object. The ancient wooden benches along the room's perimeter are full, mostly of women and children, leaving the men to mingle. The man sits firmly trying to make eye contact with women who all turn away, revulsed. He clutches the object nervously. Through a forest of arms, legs, and coattails a small child wanders towards the man, drawn by morbid curiosity and free of her unattentive mother's eye.

"What you got there, mister?", queries the girl.

He pauses for a moment, considering plots which might've employed this child as a Kiwi, paid in food, to sneak photos. Aroused and drawn to the child's innocence, the walls of secrecy melt for a moment.

"This, my darling, is a device. A device many men and many women have died to see, to understand, and to own. In many ways it is like one of your toys, but a toy for adults. This, darling, is a syringe full of horse piss."
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i thought it was gonna be his dick
 
zap2theextreme said:
Why the fuck are you exceptional individuals talking about dumb tranny shit that nobody cares about when the ORIGINAL Johnny Five Aces concept drawing sold for $5,000 dollars and has a news article on the BBC?
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So some dude bought it to promote his podcast? Hope he gets his $5k of zany viral marketing. Love he’s offering interviews to any media wanting to discuss it with him. It seems very fitting to take authentic unintended viral comedy from a dozen years ago and turn it into a viral marketing ploy to promote a podcast. He probably will milk more than $5k of online buzz out of it.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
So some dude bought it to promote his podcast? Hope he gets his $5k of zany viral marketing. Love he’s offering interviews to any media wanting to discuss it with him. It seems very fitting to take authentic unintended viral comedy from a dozen years ago and turn it into a viral marketing ploy to promote a podcast. He probably will tard cum more than $5k of online buzz out of it.
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Would not surprise me if the podcast guy is a friend of the ebay seller.
 
Thumb Butler said:
Would not surprise me if the podcast guy is a friend of the ebay seller.
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Probably. The ebay seller came out of nowhere and had no feedback on the account. Most people wouldn’t ante up $100 to a zero feedback account. He didn’t post any proof that anyone has actually paid $5k, nor his original SA screen name. The fact that they had a BBC story ready to upload within hours of the auction closing points to it being a stunt to, a lesser or greater extent, aimed at attraction online attention for the podcast.
 
Qqqqq said:
Small nitpick



This was probably around 2010 that it got this bad to the point I would encounter hipster SJWs IRL that would talk about reading SA yet respond with a "psh, don't even" when asked the coded goon question. A few years later when I checked back Lowtax had thankfully began restoring the forums' state to it's exceptional shit-posting goatse-tricking glory days. The site was founded by a man who's life dream irrc was to be an old man in his 40s calling people faggots on the internet. It's not quite as good as it was in the beginning, but it's leaps and bounds better than what is was, and it's more or less an internet clubhouse for late 20s/30-somethings who never forgot how exceptional the internet is. tl;dr, OP is a fag
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The brief 2013 resurgence when nearly all the rules were removed in GBS was the last time SA was good. It lasted, what, three months?
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
The troon thread has been pretty banal lately, other than one of them being run out because of some sort of incomprehensible screechfight about "acephobia." Everybody's too afraid to share photos publicly; they keep asking to PM each other shit.

Speaking of which,

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The ace shit is even more fucked up than troons. They've already splintered into 8 sub identities, each with their own flag:

Explore the spectrum: Guide to finding your ace community

Get to know the lesser-known identities that fall under the categories of asexual and aromantic.
www.glaad.org
 
Affluent Reptilian said:
The brief 2013 resurgence when nearly all the rules were removed in GBS was the last time SA was good. It lasted, what, three months?
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All over SA the goons blame every problem with the forum and website on that. All issues with activity, all issues with content generation are because of that.

It's kind of funny to see people psychologically scarred by a forum event from six years ago. They just can't get over the fact that for one brief moment people were allowed to post normally after 4 straight years of authoritarian tumblrina control.

That was the last dying gasp of Something Awful. The outraged troons and wokes that sit around crying about the unpunished wrongthink to this day are the rot that set in after it died.

NeoGAF Lurker said:
Even then it was bad because one of the outcomes from that resurgence was the Nite Crew bullshit.
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Yeah. The posting crews were terrible. It led to idiots like that oversharing idiot Sid Vicious becoming forum celebrities because they could sit and spam post 24/7 and become extremely visible while having nothing to say about anything.
 
I remember Sid having to do a mod challenge to avoid a ban which involved him painting his dick and balls like something from (I think) a Zelda game and posting pics to the thread.

He got perma'd during the Shmorky thread incident and came here and posted a bit, then got unbanned and ran right back to talk shit about all the bad kiwis and what a shit forum this is.

What a little bitch.
 
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