Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Ebonic Tutor]

It used to be "Unicorn" back in the early 2000s

Back then a black person on the internet was mostly likely, in fact, a unicorn.

Niggas weren't on the internet till they could do it with their phone or a gaming console.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Have you ever cried at a movie/concert/play? You might need to have a mental breakdown and start carving up your genitals.

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If watching a Disney concert is what pushes you over the edge into being a tranny, kill yourself immediately.

"My egg cracked" is a really gay new way to describe being a tranny too. You're not being born or reborn, you're just a fucked in the head weirdo.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

If watching a Disney concert is what pushes you over the edge into being a tranny, kill yourself immediately.

"My egg cracked" is a really gay new way to describe being a tranny too. You're not being born or reborn, you're just a fucked in the head weirdo.

Troons share a lot of similarities with born again christians.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Troons share a lot of similarities with born again christians.

This is actually something I'd noticed myself and its so incredibly strange. They truly do sound like all the boilerplate 'And then I accepted JEEEEEESUS into my heart' stories you can hear.

Except following that they start wearing dresses and mutilating themselves even further beyond foreskin removal.

 

[soy]

Back then a black person on the internet was mostly likely, in fact, a unicorn.

Niggas weren't on the internet till they could do it with their phone or a gaming console.

there was a few but it was like anime dudes and paraplegics

 

[northstar747]

white people surf the internet like this*

black people cruise the internet like this*

 

[northstar747]

So prester john the scizo troon makes a solid point

also what is a lanyard?

 

[FuckedUp]

also what is a lanyard?

 

[X Prime]

If watching a Disney concert is what pushes you over the edge into being a tranny, kill yourself immediately.

"My egg cracked" is a really gay new way to describe being a tranny too. You're not being born or reborn, you're just a fucked in the head weirdo.

There's a surprising amount of "egg" type terminology around online transgender people.

What I have been told is that it came from Tumblr, where some older transgendered people groomed young, impressionable sorts into becoming trans as a deviant sexual thing.

Apparently, "hatching" is also a term in the same vein.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's ironic because birds don't have dicks either.

 

[Ghostse]

It's ironic because birds don't have dicks either.

Correct, they have a cloaca, which is a single orifice that serves triple duty for piss, shit, and sexual functions. Otherwise known as the most German thing outside of actual Germans.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's ironic because birds don't have dicks either.

...and because eggs are something totally within the biological female realm, therefore it must be claimed by them and incorporated it into their deviant terminology.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Ducks have penises.

 

[Twinkie]

Lady Gaga performed at the 2011 grammy awards and hatched from an egg on stage to sing the faggot/freak anthem "born this way." She also made at least once red carpet apperance being carried around in an egg. That's where the egg thing originated.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

"My egg cracked" is a really gay new way to describe being a tranny too. You're not being born or reborn, you're just a fucked in the head weirdo.

The "egg" is their head. Now it works.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Lady Gaga performed at the 2011 grammy awards and hatched from an egg on stage to sing the faggot/freak anthem "born this way." She also made at least once red carpet apperance being carried around in an egg. That's where the egg thing originated.

Sounding more and more like Lizard People everyday.

 

[Back me up!]

So prester john the scizo troon makes a solid point

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also what is a lanyard?

It's a insult for people that work at Gov department/ think tank, mainly neoliberals.

It's actually a pretty good description cause god damn do you get a lot of badges when working on site for a agency and the neck lanyard is the easiest way to have them visible / be able to get through doors.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

You bigots need to learn to be less transphobic and more obsessed with an autogynophile's genitals

 

[northstar747]

man those faggots are just gonna keep QCS closed arent they? same with FYAD damn what a bunch of pussyes

 

[Ghostse]

You bigots need to learn to be less transphobic and more obsessed with an autogynophile's genitals
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Why are people so reluctant to engage with me, well, in general but especially on topics related to me fucking up my body to indulge in my fetish?! I love talking about myself, why aren't people more curious?
Oh jeez, is that the time?! I gotta scoot! I'm going to be late for the public lynching of vocal queer ally JK Rowling because she made a single mistep and voiced support for a researcher who was fired because she said wrong thing about trannies. And then afterwards we're all going to comb social media for posts that aren't fully inline with tranny wokeness and try to get the posters fired. This is what we do for fun!
We can talk more about why noone wants to discus tranny issues with me, a mentally unstable lynchmob member! Lates!