Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Captain Hastings Official said:
This is amazing. How did this rétard develop the stereotype that Kiwifarmers all post while dressed in faultless evening wear before retiring to read obscure Continental philosophers? And how did he get the idea that this was some sort of insult?

Regardless, I'm now going to assume SA somehow got the inside scoop, and Null actually records all his MatI streams dressed like a Terry-Thomas character.
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The monocle can detect AGP at 100 yards.
 
aquariumwater said:
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I'm most impressed by the comb-over that starts from the back of his skull, but his makeup skills are obv quite masterful.

Lucky for us, goons are narcissists who can't see how fucking disgusting they are. The thread that was memory holed most recently was chock full of selfies, just so they could reap some sweet validation (that isn't just actual women being disingenuously nice when they're caught staring at a tranny.) I give it a month before they're back to posting pics in the new thread.
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Skadiddy ska-doodle, your dong is now a noodle.

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Ooo-ooh
Witchy woman
She's a dude in disguise...

Ooo-ooh
Witchy woman
Looks like a troon to my eyes...
 
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aquariumwater said:
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I'm most impressed by the comb-over that starts from the back of his skull, but his makeup skills are obv quite masterful.

Lucky for us, goons are narcissists who can't see how fucking disgusting they are. The thread that was memory holed most recently was chock full of selfies, just so they could reap some sweet validation (that isn't just actual women being disingenuously nice when they're caught staring at a tranny.) I give it a month before they're back to posting pics in the new thread.
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All you chuds are just jealous of the SUPER HOT ORGIES he regularly hosts.
 
Jarolleon said:
I know this one is probably lying to own the kiwis, but what's with the frequency of guys managing to find a wife before trooning out?
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I've wondered about this myself. I figure they're like any other abuser who only reveals themselves after the commitment, with love-bombing and the sort of focus which is particularly flattering, especially to a certain sort of person.

I'd also imagine they're good at getting women with vulnerabilities or lower self-esteem, if the difficulties the wives often have in getting out when the husband turns troon is any indication. Also, whatever personality disorders or mental illnesses they have often work in their favour, either as an excuse for bad behaviour, or in the positive way that people in a manic phase can be very appealing.
 
A lot of guys troon out when their wife has a baby. I don't know what the fuck. Mommy gets attention so time to be mommy too I guess.
 
Next Task said:
I've wondered about this myself. I figure they're like any other abuser who only reveals themselves after the commitment, with love-bombing and the sort of focus which is particularly flattering, especially to a certain sort of person.

I'd also imagine they're good at getting women with vulnerabilities or lower self-esteem, if the difficulties the wives often have in getting out when the husband turns troon is any indication. Also, whatever personality disorders or mental illnesses they have often work in their favour, either as an excuse for bad behaviour, or in the positive way that people in a manic phase can be very appealing.
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there was the troon Aelph Null who's wife wanted to divorce him when he trooned out, but he threatened suicide and made her stay.
 
Manah said:
By utilizing the ? button highly advanced and optimized doxing algorithms I have discovered that the earlier posted actually did apparently post a picture.


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gonna go ahead and say "the flat hair" isn't the first problem I'd have mentioned, but...
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it looks the same, you brushed it some but the part I'm obsessed with is the giant hair clip on the thin grey hair

"I'm a leftist activist who has to be concerned about being put on atomwaffen kill lists"
no, you aren't, honestly, you sound like a fed
 
fenny said:
A lot of guys troon out when their wife has a baby. I don't know what the fuck. Mommy gets attention so time to be mommy too I guess.
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My guess is that it has to do with playing the role of their own mother so that they can mime out the love they couldn't get as babies on account of being born psychopaths. The baby is essentially a prop meant to stand in for themselves, and they're attempting to redo+repair that first and most important relationship through an orchestrated play of projection.
 
There's this image going around on 4chan and other places where again "troon" is used as a catch-all term for a tacky tranny instead of as a moniker for trans goons.

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Spunt said:
Narcissism. They look in the mirror and see their ideal woman, so they assume everyone else does too.
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Kinda ties back neatly to the notion of people need to start being fucking ashamed of themselves again, doesn't it. I still remember the days of SA where the common catchphrase when someone was feeling sad about a woman was to delete social media and hit the gym. That's likely to get you banned now probably for downplaying self-care and propping up unrealistic expectations of what ideal and healthy body types are.
 
fenny said:
A lot of guys troon out when their wife has a baby. I don't know what the fuck. Mommy gets attention so time to be mommy too I guess.
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I think it's just that lots of goons are crouching masturbators and when their wives get fat from having kids, they are too cucked to tell them to lose weight or they will get a divorce... let alone actually get a divorce.

So they sit around doing drugs and wanking all day until they can't cum anymore and they feel like the only way they'll ever have contact with a remotely attractive female is to become one. Of course, most people can't convert to a remotely attractive female without hundreds of thousands of dollars of cosmetic surgery, hormones, actually exercising and all the rest.
 
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