Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Ghostse said:
The forums in general were contracting, and someone bitched about the forum being called "Poker in the rear" so the subforum was closed and the thread moved to games.
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Another case of goons self-purging the forums for prior cases of wrongthink. And the reasons for getting probed/banned get even more stupid as time goes on.

Another example:

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Pitbull Victim said:
Goon love is the best love

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The sheer audacity of some dumb, idiot druggie who thinks he knows better than any trained medical personnel about something like this (they wouldn't know what a "benzo" is?), especially when he has no clue whether or not to try and keep someone awake or call for help when they're overdosed and passed out is mind numbing. Do they think they live some sort of exotic, mystical life that us normals could never understand or something?

I used to have a lot of sympathy for drug addicts until I was actually exposed to them.
 
Magikoopa said:
I used to have a lot of sympathy for drug addicts until I was actually exposed to them.
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Myself as well. It's really impressive how it just sucks out everything that makes a person good and replaces it with compulsions.
 
Magikoopa said:
Do they think they live some sort of exotic, mystical life that us normals could never understand or something?
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Yes. Being a worthless junkie isn't just a poor life decision, it is a higher calling with them "Exploring the boundaries of consciousness" or some shit as they try to find a non-collapsed vein to inject the heroin they bought with money gotten from pawning shit they shoplifted.

Mikoyan said:
Myself as well. It's really impressive how it just sucks out everything that makes a person good and replaces it with compulsions.
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I hate weed because I saw turn my interesting friend into a zoned-out lump who can't go more than a couple hours without toking and naturally won't stop toking until he is fucked up.
 
Ghostse said:
The forums in general were contracting, and someone bitched about the forum being called "Poker in the rear" so the subforum was closed and the thread moved to games.
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Actually, the truth is even gayer - the subforum is completely dead but it still exists. They changed the name to "Poker is Totally Rigged" to avoid offending anyones delicate sensibilities, which I'm sure is deeply appreciated by all the trans folk who need to catch up on the 10 posts that have been made in 2023.
 
Pitbull Victim said:
You can't spell "harm reduction" without "arm reduction"
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Later on that user became some sort of accessibility advocate for gamers that had been tragically arm reduced. He was quoted/pictured in a Polygon or Kotaku article iirc.
Molly White's Breast Milk said:
Yeah, the two faggots were at a movie and the guy ODed during the movie and his boyfriend didn't notice until the movie was over. I want to say it was some capeshit movie.
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El Santo! said:
I seem to remember it was a cartoon, like Despicable Me 2 or The Secret Life of Pets.
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It was Dumb & Dumberer 2.
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Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Later on that user became some sort of accessibility advocate for gamers that had been tragically arm reduced. He was quoted/pictured in a Polygon or Kotaku article iirc.


It was Dumb & Dumberer 2.
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Ass full of pills, eyes and ears full of Jim Carrey.

I can think of worse ways to go out. But only so many.
 
El Santo! said:
Does Narcan even work on overdoses of ass-bumped Immodium?
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It would, its an opiate; but its unlikely to have saved that faggot. If he was long term abusing the shit, and he was too dizzy to stand, he was probably in cardiac failure already. Mainly it would have meant he would have been fully alert and aware, and in burning agony from his nerves having cranked transition rates due to having to overcome opiate deadine being sent into immediate withdrawal, when he was gasping for air like a fish left out at low tide.

I guess what I'm saying is that lack of narcan just means he missed the teaser trailer for Hell.
 
Ghostse said:
It would, its an opiate; but its unlikely to have saved that faggot. If he was long term abusing the shit, and he was too dizzy to stand, he was probably in cardiac failure already. Mainly it would have meant he would have been fully alert and aware, and in burning agony from his nerves having cranked transition rates due to having to overcome opiate deadine being sent into immediate withdrawal, when he was gasping for air like a fish left out at low tide.

I guess what I'm saying is that lack of narcan just means he missed the teaser trailer for Hell.
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Even Lucifer himself wouldn't inflict a bad sequel of a mediocre Jim Carrey movie onto someone.
 
Another goon got caught false flagging avatar death threats for themselves, this time "Boba Pearl":
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On SA, you can spend real money to change someone's avatar against their will. Some people do this as gifts for their friends but most people just do it to troll others. Boba Pearl was being bought avatars that contained death threats and supposed doxing against >her and >she cried about it on the forums for sympathy. Jeffrey investigated and found out Boba Pearl was buying the avatars >herself and it was one big gayop to get asspats. This is not the first time this sort of thing has happened.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Another goon got caught false flagging avatar death threats for themselves, this time "Boba Pearl":
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On SA, you can spend real money to change someone's avatar against their will. Some people do this as gifts for their friends but most people just do it to troll others. Boba Pearl was being bought avatars that contained death threats and supposed doxing against >her and >she cried about it on the forums for sympathy. Jeffrey investigated and found out Boba Pearl was buying the avatars >herself and it was one big gayop to get asspats. This is not the first time this sort of thing has happened.
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Jeef seems surprised that a website populated mostly by mentally ill furries and troons are lying and behaving like a severely mentally ill person does.

I don't believe for a second he will be the only one with access to see who purchased avs. Lowtax was also a persistent liar.
 
The Grognard said:
Why am I not surprised it's the very same Turtilicous that Jeff defended when he was fedposting in C-SPAM with pipe bombs back in 2019?
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Holy shit I remember this dude being a massive faggot back when I used SA but he apparently went off the fucking deep-end over global warming of all things:

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I guess he decided to cut his dick off, which seems to be par for the course for well adjusted individuals these days.

Also, lol:

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