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[Peeing In The Shower]

Did someone take a pipe wrench to his head a few dozen times? What the fuck!

I haven't felt this alive since the 4chan basement ogre

 

[Average Russian Spy]

He might be one of those hole-in-their-brains on reddit.

Do you think if you poked the hole in his head you'd be able to feel his squishy brain?

 

[Hater of Minorities]

I only just now noticed the EAT SLEEP GAME REPEAT picture in the background lol. Immaculate misbegotten orc vibes.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

the uneven side of my head

Nigga, your whole head is your uneven side of your head

 

[Average Russian Spy]

I can't stop looking at his head. I've been laughing for five minutes straight, my stomach hurts. The ogre returned from the basement to document his baldness.

 

[Hater of Minorities]

I do have the sudden urge to replay Arcanum.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Sometimes r/bald is the funniest place on the website. Normally it's just "look at my exceedingly slight hairloss, clearly it's time to shave" but then you get this sort of shit:
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Lad was just born in the wrong generation. In the golden age of B-movies he would've been inundated with offers to play Frankenstein's Monster.

 

[Edgelord Vampire]

Sometimes r/bald is the funniest place on the website. Normally it's just "look at my exceedingly slight hairloss, clearly it's time to shave" but then you get this sort of shit:
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[UnsufficentBoobage]

Someone promote him so there is less gay shit on the homepage

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Someone promote him so there is less gay shit on the homepage

Looks like someone listened to you

 

[dame dudi jench]

There is a reddit for people trying to eat healthy and avoid processed/ultraprocessed foods, specifically. Of course, being reddit, it is mostly orthorexics and smug "I am better than you because I never buy bagged nuts".

my pet theory is that platforms cracking down on pro-ana platforms has pushed those people out to other diffuse spaces you can't moderate away, as munchies or at r/ultraprocessed or to the covidconscious communities. the zerocovid people are an endless source of lulz and i don't post it b/c it feels like cheating. but this one was so good, i think it has to be a troll but it doesn't matter because the reactions to it are real and insane. like none of these people confront how much of a non-issue covid was for moderately healthy people
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[WhiteNight]

Actual link to the bald post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1x5nrq8/from_unattractive_balding_dude_to_bald_dude_19m/

He explains his appearance in an edit:

The time has arrived. Fr tho I feel so much more confident now that I got rid of it. I'm aware that I'm not good looking but it's a massive W over thinning hair

Edit: the uneven side of my head is from operation when I was younger. Just FYI

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Sometimes r/bald is the funniest place on the website. Normally it's just "look at my exceedingly slight hairloss, clearly it's time to shave" but then you get this sort of shit:
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man i almost feel bad for the clay skull over there
he is 19 and its already over in more ways than one

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Sometimes r/bald is the funniest place on the website. Normally it's just "look at my exceedingly slight hairloss, clearly it's time to shave" but then you get this sort of shit:
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Maybe if you hit him with a hammer again a couple times you can fix it, maybe looksmaxxers were onto something.

 

[ita]

My eyebrows went through the roof when I scrolled down to his after photo, good lord. I genuinely feel bad for him. And unfortunately I also think that if a kiwi farmer feels bad for you like this instead of just laughing, it’s truly over.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Maybe if you hit him with a hammer again a couple times you can fix it, maybe looksmaxxers were onto something.

i think his skull is so soft you dont need a hammer
you can just mold it with your hands
or you can do the plunger strat like you can do with the car dent

 

[skunt]

My eyebrows went through the roof when I scrolled down to his after photo, good lord. I genuinely feel bad for him. And unfortunately I also think that if a kiwi farmer feels bad for you like this instead of just laughing, it’s truly over.

It's never truly joever tbh. He's on reddit, he'll find mrs potato head languishing somewhere and woo she/her into a life of paradise together

 

[Beautiful Border]

my pet theory is that platforms cracking down on pro-ana platforms has pushed those people out to other diffuse spaces you can't moderate away, as munchies or at r/ultraprocessed or to the covidconscious communities. the zerocovid people are an endless source of lulz and i don't post it b/c it feels like cheating. but this one was so good, i think it has to be a troll but it doesn't matter because the reactions to it are real and insane. like none of these people confront how much of a non-issue covid was for moderately healthy people
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"This happened to me & my family recently, one of my kids got it at school even though they mask."

Goddammit, why do you have to remind me that some of these fuckwits have kids who are stuck having to put up with this nonsense until they can escape. Poor sods.

 

[ita]

i think his skull is so soft you dont need a hammer
you can just mold it with your hands
or you can do the plunger strat like you can do with the car dent

Maybe we can massage his head into a bowl shape to collect rainwater. Then he can have a refreshing beverage on rainy days.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Sometimes r/bald is the funniest place on the website. Normally it's just "look at my exceedingly slight hairloss, clearly it's time to shave" but then you get this sort of shit:
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>mfw going bald but salvaged a couple of updoots from it