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[Peeing In The Shower]

Did someone take a pipe wrench to his head a few dozen times? What the fuck!

I haven't felt this alive since the 4chan basement ogre

 

[Average Russian Spy]

He might be one of those hole-in-their-brains on reddit.

Do you think if you poked the hole in his head you'd be able to feel his squishy brain?

 

[Hater of Minorities]

I only just now noticed the EAT SLEEP GAME REPEAT picture in the background lol. Immaculate misbegotten orc vibes.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

the uneven side of my head

Nigga, your whole head is your uneven side of your head

 

[Average Russian Spy]

I can't stop looking at his head. I've been laughing for five minutes straight, my stomach hurts. The ogre returned from the basement to document his baldness.

 

[Hater of Minorities]

I do have the sudden urge to replay Arcanum.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Sometimes r/bald is the funniest place on the website. Normally it's just "look at my exceedingly slight hairloss, clearly it's time to shave" but then you get this sort of shit:
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Lad was just born in the wrong generation. In the golden age of B-movies he would've been inundated with offers to play Frankenstein's Monster.

 

[Edgelord Vampire]

Sometimes r/bald is the funniest place on the website. Normally it's just "look at my exceedingly slight hairloss, clearly it's time to shave" but then you get this sort of shit:
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[UnsufficentBoobage]

Someone promote him so there is less gay shit on the homepage

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Someone promote him so there is less gay shit on the homepage

Looks like someone listened to you

 

[dame dudi jench]

There is a reddit for people trying to eat healthy and avoid processed/ultraprocessed foods, specifically. Of course, being reddit, it is mostly orthorexics and smug "I am better than you because I never buy bagged nuts".

my pet theory is that platforms cracking down on pro-ana platforms has pushed those people out to other diffuse spaces you can't moderate away, as munchies or at r/ultraprocessed or to the covidconscious communities. the zerocovid people are an endless source of lulz and i don't post it b/c it feels like cheating. but this one was so good, i think it has to be a troll but it doesn't matter because the reactions to it are real and insane. like none of these people confront how much of a non-issue covid was for moderately healthy people
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[WhiteNight]

Actual link to the bald post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1x5nrq8/from_unattractive_balding_dude_to_bald_dude_19m/

He explains his appearance in an edit:

The time has arrived. Fr tho I feel so much more confident now that I got rid of it. I'm aware that I'm not good looking but it's a massive W over thinning hair

Edit: the uneven side of my head is from operation when I was younger. Just FYI