random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

"Yeah girl, I'm the guy who wrote the cabbage import inspection guidebook"

 

[tehpope]

Donald Trump told me this via Aryan Telepathy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I assume when someone actually gets busted for this stuff they have insanely depraved stuff like children getting raped and not, like, naked selfies of 16 year old girls.

 

[Autistic Joe]

He’s going to be the Helen of troy of prison. The Nazis and the niggers will fight a brutal war over him. The Bussy that launched a thousand shivs.

He soon to be soap-dropmaxxing.

"hmm I need to jack off, might as well try and buy some child porn"

Nah fuck dem kids mang
But not literally like this guy was wanting

 

[Secret Boots]

You have been given the gift of the gun. The gun is good! The penis is evil.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

my fairy godmother, adolf hitler, recommends i grow turnips

 

[Autistic Joe]

Open fire at a Trump rally and you'll hit a fireman and loving father.
Open fire on a crowd of lefties and you'll hit a paedophile, a woman beater and a felon in possession of a firearm.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The best lore I have learned from this thread is that there is a generational blood feud between beavers and Slavs. The Kiwi Farms is a rich pageant.

I’m about as sharp as a marble. That’s enough internet for me today.

You sister didnt think I was gay when i was FUCKIN HER IN THE ASS--wait thats gay

 

[Autistic Joe]

Imagine being such a raging nonce that even the anime fans think you've gone too far.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I wish i could give you jewish reaction image but i'm a jew so i won't pay for it.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Holy shit, you have down syndrome! Get the fuck off of Discord!

You are sitting in a box full of poop and telling me you are doing your best to shovel all the poop out. Just get out of the box retard!

I hope Goku beats his ass next

 

[sodaboard]

Not gonna lie. That alien egg thing looks like it would feel fucking amazing lol.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I like how the fourchette necrosis formed the shape of a butterfly.

Topologically, the feminists are correct. Only the butthole is a proper hole.

Disagree, Slavic opinions are very important.

There’s multiple things going on here beyond just niggers.

I want to play stealth espionage action, not Life is Strange: La Li Lu Le Lo.

Nigga, that's a lesbian.

If you are legit, welcome. Castrate all men

This is what we call 'shroedinger's penis'. No one will know you have stuck the dildo inside you unless an external source informs them.

 

[Tablet County]

The chud crowd has been limp and dysfunctionally erectile in refuting this.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

(Yes, I have an environmentally friendly way of disposing of a billion useless "humans".)

I get home, take my work shit off and then sit down with my stupid dog and my stupider wife, give them a hug and then go call trannies mean words on the funny green agriculture site and I could not be happier.

In what culture do you abduct a child?

Toki Pona speakers of Kiwi Farms are urgently invited to translate the new developments.

I thought null was attractive before I knew what he’s like as a person, I saw a picture of him and was like “wtf he’s so adorable” and the more I learned about him and the more pictures I found the more in love with him I was

The reason I don't listen to Auron Macintyre or Devon Stack's streams, though they're clearly smarter than average guys, is because they can't read aloud—like they read normal retard superchats so badly it's like niggers trying to recite Paradise Lost.

"The only way to offend white people is with animal abuse"

Dude, reading your post history is like watching a suicide note being thought out live.

Just you wait until gen alpha become kiwi farmers lmao. We'll be the ones complaining.

Autism, an emotion as retarded as it is deep. Let it flow in, let it run free! Here I can sperg to my heart's content and be the skizo I always wanted to be.

You're either running a decent ragebait troll or you are borderline retarded.

If the latter, delete the fuck out of your Robinhood account before you fuck up your life.

I'm not seeing what the catch is which means it's advanced Jew trickery.

 

[Professor Booster]

I am not trans.
I have never been trans.
I have never attempted to transition.
I have never been tempted to transition.
I am confident and happy in my sexuality as a babiniku vtuber who, in all other aspects of life, am a comfortable and confident penis haver.
Fuck off.

 

[Meat Target]

Nothing, and I do mean fucking NOTHING, will stand between N00l and the right to say nigger on the internet.

God fucking bless him.

 

[3rdAccountFuckEmail.com]

my personal random quotes I use to bully people.

"But you’re a good person and we’re trying to build trust so you wouldn’t do that"

“My grumpiest employee and his ugly son both quit, and life is good”

"fat fucking gimps eating sunflowers.... stop eating sunflowers"

"So I found out one of my old friends I used to hang out with from like 2022-2024 got caught in sting operation trying to meet a 14 year old and he’s 23"

"if you have a tard baby will you be saying "lol bad rng"

""sorry i didnt see that meme behind the 'list of ethnic slurs'."

 

[Big Nasty]

A couple years later she caught a domestic violence charge for beating him with a squatty potty.

 

[Metamorpho]

The Princess wanted Donkey Kong's BBC anyway