random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

His cooking will not improve.

 

[Chromeo]

All these retards are trying to dunk on AI art by DRAWING FURRY PORN FOR A MINOR

 

[RomanianSchizo]

As I removed my pants and the top of the toilet tank, I am thankful the founatin of Diarreha that came out of my ass only landed slightly on the side and mostly in the water tank. "REVOLUTION IS HERE, AND IT WILL NOT BE WIPED!" I screamed, as I took one of the hand towels and proceeded to throw it in the tank as well, placing the lid back on and moving on.

The entire current liberal mindset is "the underground railroad, but we smuggle the browns back to the plantation so I can keep going to Starbucks".

The only books you should read -

1. Good night moon.
2. Confederacy of Dunces.
3. Crime and Punishment.
4. How to cook for beginners.
5. The Wings.
6. Internet forums.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If this were true, there would be no distinction between a living clam and a dead clam. Also, lobsters do stuff.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

so some college thot can sportfuck her way through the lacrosse team.

 

[Dr. Butt]

i fuckin hate old people.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Canadians can't even conceive of the standard of living we enjoy in the United States of America. When our scientists were unlocking the secrets of Flamin' Hot corn snack flavor, they were still living in mud huts and eating plain Fritos.

 

[Dr. Butt]

psychosomatic shrimp episode

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

From his channel to Kayla's channels, The Toe has conquered and left his mark.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If your woman doesn't orgasm, you're gay.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

If the mona lisa was made out of chocolate you'd still be a nigger for eating it

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Some people get off on it. I used fuck various exes on their period just to pretend I was doing damage with my dick. It’s warped. It’s sick. It’s perverted.

And thats not a crime.

 

[Dr. Butt]

0% hockey is still too much hockey

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

> Having a melt down on kiwifarms
What a way to spend a thanksgiving.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

What was he supposed to do, put a bandage in her pussy Maybe wrap his fists with Gauze and put it way up there?

Not trying to be this guy, but every chick I've ever had sex with personally has bled a little bit.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Yes, that's the first cock I had seen on this website.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I believe that two 21 year old women made out in 2007. It was the style at the time.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Greer taught me how not to be MATI, how to just laugh at the cow and not let him affect me.

It satisfies man's lust for vengeance when he dreams of Hell for the wicked, but one must hope that there is also a Heaven, if only so that those who have known evil will also know peace.

Touching grass is no longer enough, some people need to straight up eat it directly like cows.

PSA: just because you post photos of your horrible, horrible body online does not mean anybody has to praise it; however, please continue to do so because it makes me laugh.

His whole life is performative. He wants make a certain impression on people, but his low IQ and belligerent attitude always get in his way.

Am I really that much of an oldfag that common BMEZine knowledge is so far out of our collective ken these days?

He'd probably have to go hysterically blind or forget how to read to avoid being confronted with reality.

He is of course on the very fringe of the group, in perfect position for people to crop out when they send this photo to their families.

I don't think my standards for women are particularly outlandish. "Must have a vagina from birth" is pretty reasonable imo.

 

[Spectate]

My shit gets deleted all the time with messages like "kill yourself" and "stop using my site" and "stop being so fucking retarded," but it doesn't bother me. Grow up.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

I cried during the Sopranos, That shit was like 9/11 for Italians, Chrissy didn't deserve any of that.

Technically 9/11 was 9/11 for Italians because it was when we became white in the eyes of the man, but i digress..