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[Sean Andalou]

Why are my boyfriends all so mean?


Reddit -- Archive

It's been every boyfriend I've had (that I've had sex with at least) which is only three but all three of them have either gotten annoyed, pointed ot out or nagged me to take it off, or just completely lost interest in me afterwards when i wouldn't take it off. I'm not with any of them now but it still is discouraging me from the dating scene all together or at least until i get top surgery. They all identified as either bi, pan, or just gay. So why am i getting this reaction? I'm even about 6 months on testosterone now (I'm 19 btw) and completely pass as a guy voice/facial hair/ect. Has anyone else had this experience? And do y'all know who i can actually trust with my very open boundaries and where to find them atp? Because I'm tired of losing a quite good boyfriend just because I'm uncomfortable showing my chest to anyone even myself? And it's not even the fact that i never take it off and they're worried i rarely wear it when I'm alone only when I'm out and others see me. And there's one boyfriend who i was at least comfortable to take it off underneath a shirt for comfort while just hanging out.

Top comment:

"I'm tired of losing a quite good boyfriend"

But that's the problem. They're not a good boyfriends if they can't respect a simple boundary like that. If you haven't told them then maybe it's okay to ask once, but once you say no that's the end of the story. This isn't even about you being trans necessarily, it's just intentionally ignoring a boundary. I wish I could give you a good reason a lot of men do it, but sadly they're hard to understand, and good men are hard asf to find.

Plus many more along the same lines.

Set of selfies here:
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[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Transgender Nintendo hypocrite FawfulTheGreat64 finally took a blind date and is playing Donkey Kong Bananza and you can tell that homie sucks at disguising his voice too high-pitched to be a woman. Sad this dood still hasn't learn yet.

 

[Magic Pickle]

When I looked up the first name, tramsition, the facility and the year he started being housed with women. It led me to one name. And that's the name of a man who now calls himself a woman. Who tortured, tied up and severely injured an older woman and her daughter and raped the daughter in front of her mother. The daughter and mother both had physical injuries but the mother's never fully healed. She died 5 years later, of brain cancer.

It satisfies man's lust for vengeance when he dreams of Hell for the wicked, but one must hope that there is also a Heaven, if only so that those who have known evil will also know peace.

What a terrible story all around! Fingers crossed he gets prostate cancer, which we all know to be the most feminine of cancers.

Thread tax.
It's another day ending in Y, so that means TiFs are suffering the tragic ignominy of not being born proper gay guys and enjoying all of the sloppy, casual sex that they should be entitled to. The glorification of hookups is one of the more puzzling parts of modern society to me, especeially from poons - I guarantee you that there isn't a man or woman who ever lived beautiful enough to make the possibility of contracting two different kinds of herpes a fair trade off for a brief moment of pleasure...
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It’s hard sometimes engaging with content about cis gay men (about Heated Rivalry)​

i feel like consuming gay content, specifically mlm fiction, walks a fine line for me between feeling euphoric and happy to watch/read, until all of a sudden im hit with this deep, dysphoric grief about it. i’ve been absolutely loving heated rivalry, reading fanfiction about it, etc., but sometimes it’s just impossible to ignore the feeling of watching an experience that i will never get to share in. it makes me mourn the “loss” of teenage boyhood/coming of age as a man and this type of relationship, where they are both so confident in their masculinity and their bodies that they don’t even have to think about it during intimacy. comfortably shirtless, strong, healthy, desirable. there’s this sort of primal connection that’s depicted in queer media like this and it kind of aches to watch it knowing that i have to navigate all the hang-ups about my trans body and how my dysphoria affects my ability to engage in physical intimacy, and i can’t see myself ever being able to get lost in physical pleasure like that. i’m only 3 months on T and pre-top surgery so i am hoping maybe this feeling will change when more of my dysphoria is relieved through transition. but right now, it really sucks.

And to go with that first post, here's a case where a gender-confused gay man burns with envy over a different fictional gay relationship... between... women? Touching grass is no longer enough, some people need to straight up eat it directly like cows.
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I WISH I HAD A LESBIAN ROMANCE WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER​

Oh my god, i am in panic rn, i just finished the second season of The Owl House with my boyfriend and I ENVY WHAT LUZ AND AMITY HAVE, AAAAA, the problem is, i just discovered my (probably) trans identity when i was 17, I WILL BE 21 THIS YEAR, AND I AM AMAB WITH A BOYFRIEND, i love him dearly, i can not see myself with anyone except him, but i probably am not 100% a man, and I WISH I HAD THAT LESBIAN SLOW-BURN ROMANCE OMFG AAAAAAA, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
This is somewhat a vent, my feelings are serious but this vent is not to be taken 100% seriously, i know i can not change the past, so will try to make my relationship with him as beautiful as it can be... He knows i am questioning, but he does not know what i've learned, and he already told me he will accept me regardless

Heartbreaker: when a troon states explicitly that his brother-in-law should not speak to him unless he capitulates to his feminine inclinations, the BIL and OP's sister decide that it's actually reasonable enough request... and then immediately start icing him out of their shared household. This isn't the kind of stress OP needs right now one blessed bit, especially after being diagnosed with a heart condition that could potentially jeopardize his ability to take his feminine girlypop boner-tablets.
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Family sucks​

Brother in law barely puts in effort but now he's turned my sister against me after I told him "I'm not 'man', I'm not 'bub', I'm not he, I'm not him, I'm not 'deadname', don't talk to me unless you can refer to me appropriately"
Been hella depressed lately, withdrew during the holidays, and now they're both stonewalling me which is an issue because we live together. I go downstairs and they act like I don't exist and they're sitting there laughing and looking at houses to buy while I get to try to find some safe place to rent a room, likely just gonna end up sleeping in my truck unless I can find queer roomies. I'm so hurt by my sister, I thought she was gonna be there for me but clearly she doesn't need a freak like me for a sister.
Life just feels like it's falling apart.
Oh yeah, on top of all this I just got diagnosed with a heart condition, which kinda triggered my depressive episode. I have to go for an ablation and I know they're pretty safe but I'm still worried about complications, especially taking E.

At the tender age of only 18, a TiF's vagina has started to wither and decay because she's a retard who is abusing steroids. Though common sense might dictate that she should stop taking the pussy demolition juice, commenters instead suggest that she seek support from practicioners accustomed to caring for menopausal patients. Yeah, that's good advice and all, but have you tried simply... not taking the pussy demolition juice?
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The atrophy demon caught me​

Almost 9 months on testosterone in 2 days, aaand I got caught by the atrophy demon.
I have one T appointment every 6 months, my next hrt appointment is on the 23rd so I'm impatiently waiting. It fucking HURTS.
I can't even piss without being in imense pain, it feels like my muscles are turning into stone that keeps chipping on itself while I walk. I've been waddling. Why did it kick me in the ass so suddenly? I don't know.
I have been thinking about talking to my hrt doctor, but again, every 6 months. I have a regular check-up appointment with my primary-care doctor, can I possibly ask for treatment there?

Mark of the beast: a man resents his mother's exercise in bodily autonomy so fiercely that he feels as if his world is unraveling thread by thread. While I'm generally on team "Don't tattoo people's names on yourself," I think being upset at other people for doing what they want with their bodies, specifically as a tranny, is deliciously ironic.
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the tattoo.​

i look terribly stupid. definitely the stupidest.
my mom has my deadname tattooed. something so basic that I didn’t notice for at least the past few years. I feel like everything is collapsing

Flying too close to the "son": a FTM contends with the difficult choice between pursuing a path of self-destruction or maintaining the hard-won relationship she has with her father, who she has only recently made proper amends with. As to be expected, the commenters encourage OP to sever the ties so that she can be a real boy, because having a dad you love is gay and retarded compared to the wonderful gifts of hirsuitism, female-patterned baldness and clitoromegaly!
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Is there a way to keep... anything? (Big, big fat trigger warning. I don't know who els​

(To talk to, sorry I didnt finish the caption lol, kinda freaking out )
Just to keep it short, I think I'm getting financially and emotionally disowned from half of my family. It's exclusively because of HRT, and they view it as a danger to my health and believe I'm shortening my lifespan and that I'll get cancer etc etc. They're treating me like a heroine addict, (they admited that's hoe the plan on treating me), they wont let me in the house, I need to dress/act a certain way when around them, you know. I was informed this all over phone call just now.I never thought I'd ever even think of being the 1% of detransitioners, but I'm really, really trying to maintain a relationship with my dad but... I don't think I can without detransitioning. His only real concern seems to be HRT, though nothing else about socially transitioning seems to be as big of a deal (though he doesn't seem to be a fan of any of it)I'm trying to weigh the great big scale of "Is it worth it?" I dont want to lose my dad or my transition. Transitioning is the best thing that's ever happened to me and it's been such an amazing change in my life...This is all really painful, is all.
I know there's others like me here, and I'm talking with some of my friends about what I should do as well... so... yeah.
If the HRT is what they're so concerned about, would it be possible to surgically transition WITHOUT the use of hormone therapy? Will I really be able to keep my voice? I love it so much and I know it's considered one of the permanent changes. I know I'd have to start working extra hard in the gym, too. Of course I'm gonna get a masectomy and all that.Do you think I'd be able to pass without T? Is there anyone here who's done something similar?Thank you.
(Also I'm just barely a year on T, so my voice isn't exactly where I want it right now. Fuck, I wish I could just stay on even a year longer for a deeper sound)

Finally, a li'l dood is wounded by the disgust other doodz have towards endoodening procedures such as phalloplasty because she believes, for some reason, that being stupid enough to post photos of your mutilated genitals online merits a Purple Heart or something. PSA: just because you post photos of your horrible, horrible body online does not mean anybody has to praise it; however, please continue to do so because it makes me laugh.
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The perception towards transmasc bottom surgery today disgusts me, I wish people would do better​

Lately all of my social media algorithms have been flooded with anti bottom surgery rhetoric, with wild claims saying that it’ll kill you, it’ll never be the real thing, it’s self harm. All very stupid claims made by very uninformed and stupid people. But what’s really hurt to see is some of that hatred coming from our own community. I’ve seen multiple posts of transmasc guys wanting bottom surgery, but turning around and body shaming those who have had the courage to put their journey on the internet
A lot of this is aimed at phallo specifically of course, since most who act like this have no idea that other procedures exist. I’ve seen people say that phallo penises are just a “useless flesh tube” which is just disgusting to say to a person that has sacrificed time, energy and money to be comfortable in their body. And not to mention they always say this about those who are freshly post op, not even fully healed or before the many other procedures are done that finish the product. Medical tattooing, glansplasty, erection rods, all other components that go into crafting something that belongs to you. Why wouldn’t that be something that’s more praised?
This is genuinely the worst time to be unsupportive of the trans community, and the fact it’s coming from inside our walls makes things even worse. And it only seems like we’re focusing on things that don’t matter instead of lifting each other up and protecting each other. I hope things improve and the views on bottom surgery for all individuals, but especially transmasc improve and are viewed in a positive light. But until then seeing all these nasty opinions from both trans men and transmascs make me want to twist my own head off .

 

[peepooman]

They all identified as either bi, pan, or just gay

I don't think you should be surprised by the concept of someone saying that they're something, when they're clearly not. Also, for someone who says they are a man, you seem fairly oblivious to the concept of men lying about something to get into a woman's pants.

They're not a good boyfriends if they can't respect a simple boundary like that

Wow, that's crazy, who would think that guys who specifically target mentally ill, young women, aren't great with respecting boundaries? What a revelation. Also, crazy idea, maybe the fact that they can't respect boundaries is the reason why they scrape the bottom of the barrel for frog-voiced, bad smelling, hyena-clitted confused girls with wispy mustaches, rather than finding a sane, pretty girl who doesn't mind taking her bra off in bed?

Nah, I guess gay dudes just love cumming in pussies and playing with tits. So why did we spend so much time sending them to conversion therapy, instead of telling their wives to simply indentify as men?

 

[Syikeblade]

A tranny is seething with jealousy towards his girlfriend and sisters for being born women.

Spoiler: I'm so jealous of women

I'm so jealous of cis womenTrans Feminine (self.trans)
submitted an hour ago * by Sephora4
I'm constantly angry that I wasn't born a female. I'm so jealous of cis women. It never goes away. I don't know how to talk to my girlfriend while being so angry. I don't blame her at all, of course not. And I hate that I'm so angry. But I can't do anything about it. And I can't transition rn. I just have to watch someone I love have a massive feast everyday while I'm starving, having no idea what it tastes like. I'm so angry all the time. I've been so angry for years

He decides to give a bit more details on his relationship with his family.
And found some interesting comments along the way.

Spoiler: Insight and no surprises

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[–]Used_Carrot162 2 points an hour ago
I had always envied my sisters growing up, I don’t identify being trans rn! but I know the feeling

[–]Sephora4 [score hidden] 59 minutes ago
Aw yeah me too! I have three sisters and all my life I've been so jealous thinking of how they have everything I wanted. Even simple things like shopping, I'd have to stand back while I watch them all be girlie and shop. It makes me sick just thinking about it. None of them support me at all, they are determined on choosing to hurt me and call me a man

[–]MelodyWho11 [score hidden] 56 minutes ago
I am so sorry to hear that, that is so awful of your sisters.

[–]Sephora4 [score hidden] 51 minutes ago
It's okay sweetie

[–]Used_Carrot162 [score hidden] 55 minutes ago
I know that’s how my family would react! They would not support me, but they would still love me my mom actually thought I was gay or trans when she found my fake nails in my room and then I became a furry and then I’m actually questioning

[–]Sephora4 [score hidden] 49 minutes ago
Aw I'm sorry to hear that! But that's so nice you mum would still love you! Aw I hope you find out soon! I'm sending positive vibes your way!

[–]Used_Carrot162 [score hidden] 46 minutes ago
Good luck to u too



ZamZ4mAbby | She/Her [score hidden] 37 minutes ago
I feel this. Sometimes I get angry at my best friend who’s a trans man because he has everything I want and is wanting to get rid of it. It’s an irrational feeling I know so I feel bad. I think the funniest thing that’s happened (this might out my account to him if he sees this so if he does Hiiiii ) was we compared hand sizes and both felt good about it because we both have similar handsizes.
End of the day I’m extremely happy for him and can’t wait to see him grow. Hell he’s the reason I came to terms with myself and could figure out my feelings because I could talk with him. Sorry I’ve gone completely off topic.

[–]Sephora4 [score hidden] 32 minutes ago
I'm so sorry to hear that! Aww that's so cute though. I'm glad you are happy for him! But I'm sorry you feel the same and are angry with him too

[–][deleted] 2 points an hour ago
Girl this is so valid! These feelings are sooo natural but don’t always stay for too long

These people will never stop being hateful unless they get the help they need.

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[Sinner's Sandwich]

But you gotta feel sorry for them as they got sucker into a scam

No.

 

[CheesyBoy]

i look terribly stupid. definitely the stupidest.
my mom has my deadname tattooed. something so basic that I didn’t notice for at least the past few years. I feel like everything is collapsing

I'm gonna pretend like this is my ex's son and he's seething about his retarded name forever being on his mom's skin. His name is Daemon, which her and her baby daddy chose specifically because it's the Latin word for "demon."

Don't date forty year olds who work at McDonald's.

 

[Sean Andalou]

T4T and that happens. Yes even with T4T.

Reddit -- Archive

Gotta love it when that 1 girl where mutual feelings were shared tells you she can only see you as a man because you don't pass lmao. Probably has been more hurtful than the time I had a dude slap me across the face during a date. But hey at least I got told I 'Look like a femboy at best', 2 years hrt for nothing. But yeah whatever, passing shouldn't be the goal should it.

But seriously, I feel like a dunce expecting people to call me by Amanda and think I'm mtf so I just let people go ahead and call me Ishmael or whatever and refer to me as a man. I feel less of an idiot just saying I'm nonbinary at this point despite knowing damn well I'd do anything to not feel like an idiot saying I'm mtf and having people think I'm a crossdresser whenever I attempt to dress feminine

Honestly, truth over being bullshitted is much more preferred anyways but that doesn't make me any happier. I hate getting upset over this.

Here's one comment (not the top one).

Girlypop, if the pics in your profile are u then I def can’t see a man in them. Your hair is pretty, you’ve got a nice face shape. Get your brows under control, put some subtle makeup as your skin looks really good and you’ll be amazed

Oh and ...
Archive of link to pics
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[Idiotus Maximus]

have they not considered that straight men just do not want a male as a "girlfriend'?

I don't think my standards for women are particularly outlandish. "Must have a vagina from birth" is pretty reasonable imo.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

I don't think my standards for women are particularly outlandish. "Must have a vagina from birth" is pretty reasonable imo.

Basic biology is fascist, chud

 

[Candidate No 7]

Flashback to troons getting "superstraight" groups and accounts banned everywhere because humour is to them like garlic to vampires.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

You know, they yell at normal people all the time about how they need to change their standards to accommodate their lunacy, but they have no problem setting standards and boundaries for themselves. They only want cis women or passing transwomen, not refrigerators with long hair.

I doubt this actually happened, especially since he was apparently only on estrogen for 5 or 6 months. However, if he was actually raped, all I have to say is that I guarantee more real women are raped than delusional trannies, but they can't help but assume they're the ones who are always the bigger victim.

In the aftermath of the Minneapolis shooting, a man's wife is upset at the turn that society is taking, but instead of comforting his life partner in these uncertain and challenging times, he takes it as an opportunity to pout and act like he's somehow the victim in all of this. "Why didn't [yall] listen to us back in 2015???" he implores, as if we haven't been forced to hear them caterwaul about trans genocides for an actual fucking decade.

Not everything is about you, moron. The lady who got shot only turned queer recently, and she was a lesbian convert, not a troon or poon. Not everything is about you!

Time for some thread tax:

This poor, harassed man decides to commemorate the moment he decided to troon out. I think he needs to reword this or this place is going to lose a lot of business, especially since his Google review reflects the post title. https://archive.ph/yuPCr

It turns out that even Indian men - the men who will rape reptiles - want nothing to do with trannies and have Hindi slurs for them. A pajeet troon who happens to live at a youth homeless center is hanging out with his friends when an Indian shows up and gets disgusted and says a slur to a security guard. The brave tranny decides to remind him that in Canada, slurs are a hate crime, but that just enrages our heroic bigot, who tries to deck him. Unfortunately, another security guard stops him and the troon's emotional state just starts a descent into lunacy.

Here's this unreadable text wall:

Spoiler: Wall

So this happened this morning around 5:00 A.M./5:10 A.M. Me and my friends were waiting to get into this club i don't even know the name because it was my first time there but i can give you location of the club. Its a after hours club on queen street west and denison ave, on the other side of wendy's and right next to this vape shop. So we were waiting in line to get in and then one security gaurd from the club( he was brown(punjabi) told other security guard(punjabi too) in punjabi that "look at this "khusra(The term "khusra" (also spelled khusara, khwajasara, or kinnar) is a derogatory slur used in South Asia, primarily in Hindi, Punjabi and Urdu, to insult and demean transgender people and individuals who do not conform to traditional gender norms)" (punjabi derogatory word for transgender/intersex people)" and me being punjabi i heard it. So i went out the line and confornted him about it he didn't knew i know punjabi but when i went to his face and said "why you using transphobic slur and you know its a hate crime here atleast have some respect for people and mind your own business (in punjabi)" and he was not expecting this after which out of nowhere he slapped on my face and try to beat after which his friend also tried to join but both got blocked by this other guard which was not brown. I saw a TPS car opposite side of club (on queen street west) and went there where there were two officer one of which was brown( south asian ) told me to come in the morning it was right in front. So after that i went to Toronto Police Service 52 Division at Dundas Street West and University Ave thinking at least they can help me in some way. I met this male officer let him know what happened with me and he told me to wait till 8:00 A.M. and mind you it was 5:45 A.M like i can show them the prep with proof at that moment but they supposed to wait. at the time so i told him that if he can email or call me when a officer available because i am already on anxiety med and i live in Covenant House Youth Homeless Shelter and there gonna workers and Counselors there but honestly i just needed someone to talk to at least because i was about breakdown and cry. But the officer told me then we can't help in that area because its not under Toronto Police Service 52 Division and call 911 from there which was disappointed but still one last hope so went to covenant house and called 911 which forward to 311 non-emergency line and after waiting 15 minutes around 6:15 A.M. in the morning but when i told the operator that i got assaulted they hanged up on me. I am crushed honestly. Honestly i don't even know what i wanted from this post its just so weird feeling just grief and pain. I am gonna go TPS station one more time, around 30 minutes after posting this will update you guys. Be safe

 

[Syikeblade]

A sad tranny is upset that men have no interest in dating him once they find out he's not a women.



They really hate disclosing that their trans as it most attracts chasers and not true and honest 'straight' men.



The incels are coming out of woods for both trannies and pooner's lately.

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[Sean Andalou]

They really hate disclosing that their trans as it most attracts chasers and not true and honest 'straight' men.

Yet again. What troons do not like is people who actually desire them.

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You tell 'em!


Reddit -- Archive

Every god damn trans creator bar a few: “get bangs, you should get bangs, you won’t regret it, it’ll change your life”
They DONT look good on EVERYONE. Some people are going to have MORE dysphoria with bangs.
I say this sitting here with fuck ass bangs for like the 4th time in 5 years after being influenced once again
Edit: Some of y’all talking this post far too seriously, please take an internet break if so

 

[Clotso Coof]

Pooner "Kaden" with horrific frog voice get permanently blinded in one eye during ICE protest by aggressively running up to armed feds to physically confront them. Video of incident shows 5"1" 110 lbs overconfident pooner shot in the face with non-lethal ammo, beanbag style round maybe?

The videos from the A&N thread show why this is a poonerific moment. Ignore the politics and overall situation for a moment, and just look at the physical actions here.

First, her voice alone is a self own. Imagine sounding like this for the rest of your life. Here's the interview:

sits down with KTLA's Chris Wolfe for an interview about the violent and harrowing ordeal. This report aired Jan. 14, 2026.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dbhW0JKWI6ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbhW0JKWI6g (megalodon.jp)(PreserveTube)

I'll try to edit in an archived copy later, I'm having connection issues at the moment.

Here's the video of the actual fight and shot:

For anyone who wants to see the video:
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It's like she thinks there's an invisible shield between her and the fed. She doesn't even react when he's moving to respond, like she doesn't expect any serious or targeted resistance from him at all. Notice the difference between her and the other woman, who does tense up and seem afraid in that moment (even though she also runs up to the feds).

Kaden has obviously never encountered serious violence before from the way she fails to position herself, protect her head or even tense up in a way that expects returned violence. You have to wonder if testosterone made her that overconfident while running directly into the face of the feds, who are already in a serious physical confrontation. She thinks she's not only tough shit, but that real men are NPCs in her action movie fantasy.

Yes, there are non-pooner women who are reckless in physical confrontations with ICE officers. And it's an enraging political situation to many types of activists. I'm not talking about the politics of this. But the way this pooner was 100 percent confident for no reason in that moment was particularly delusional.

 

[peepooman]

Yet again. What troons do not like is people who actually desire them.

Would you like someone who's into fucking trannies?

 

[Otterly]

girlytime whorepills

Your way with words is a joy, it truly is. If you don’t write for a living, the world is missing out.

 

[Pluciferous]

Your way with words is a joy, it truly is. If you don’t write for a living, the world is missing out.

@Magic Pickle is nominated for a Buford, hint hint.

Thread 'The Bufords Kiwi Awards 2025'

Jan 12, 2026

The Bufords are the annual ceremony to honor Kiwis who have made outstanding contributions. (Last year's Bufords)



Instead of significantly limiting nominee lists as is done for the Julays, the Bufords are meant to recognize the best contributions. All of the most worthy threads and contributors are nominated in their respective categories.

Best Overall Contributor

• @Admiral Throbnelius
• @AltisticRight
• @Axiom.
• @Bruno Powroznik
• @Bulgarian Lives Matter
• @dcss...

• Hamplanet Fitness

Reactions: x 36 x 34 x 31 x 21 x 7 x 2 x 2

 

[Otterly]

@Magic Pickle is nominated for a Buford, hint hint

I have already voted for our briny brethren (sistren?) the other day.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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