BEST COUNTRY TO IMMIGRATE TO (other than US) - because I'm fucking unlucky

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You may be thinking of this guy.
That's fucking crazy.
Yes, that's the first cock I had seen on this website.
 
This sounds extremely unlikely, how can you maintain a high level airplane and pay for fuel, pilots, and baggage goblins on that sort of pricing.
I hope there IS a weird hidden paradise that is dirt cheap and perfect but, on the face of it, sounds too good to be true. Don't get tricked, bubba.

ETA: Upon further research, what you're saying is slightly exaggerated but not out of the realm of possibility and apparently it is great. Don't tell anyone else ever again.
Oh it's totally possible, in my initial comment I shared that 5 star casino and resort with a VIP helipad that looks to be built onto a small cliff overlooking the ocean that's only $158 per night. That would easily be $1100+ somewhere like hawaii. I'm going to look into getting a group of friends together and going at some point.
 
Which one will be a good choice if not US? Here's what I'm looking for:

-Freedom of speech (I know it's only fully possible in US, but something close)
-Self-defence (I know it's only fully possible in US, but something close)
-Low muslim level (so not like Sweden or France etc.)
-High safety level (so not Mexico, Brazil etc.)
-Gives working visas
-Not completely left-wing dictatorship (so not Germany)
-English speaking or at least english-understanding (with a native language that isn't too hard to learn)
-Preferably in Europe
-Will not sent me to jail for posting on kiwifarms (so not Germany or England, as far as I know)
North Korea
 
Have you considered illegal immigration perhaps?
If I go to US - I go there legally. I don't want to constantly hide away like a mouse - that's not life.


I'm curious what has you so anxious to leave?
war + economy + personal things


even ones that don't even pretend to have Free Speech don't actually care what you do or think
They do care. Some countries do arrest people over things they say online. A lot of european countries do that. You can find a lot of articles about it here.


don't involve yourself in local politics
Wasn't even thinking about it. Never wanted to do that.


You should prioritize job opportunity first and weigh the rest on how physically dangerous it is to you
Yeah, that sounds good.
 
Ukraine when the war's over. No it's not bait. They will be parched for white men in their working/reproductive years.

Edit: plus you're russian anyway so you speak their language. Nobody will notice. They speak bastardized russian too.
 
You aren't entitled to immigrate anywhere
Legally, I have a right to immigrate. If a country allows me in - it's their decision and I will be thankful for it.


What do you offer?
My working skills.


Why should some country take you on as a burden ?
Why am I a burden if I will have a job in said country and will pay taxes?

Why are you so pretentious?

i hope wherever you live prevents you from leaving and you end up in a forced labor camp for the rest of your miserable life.
Why are you so evil lmao

I find it really funny how one of the meanest replies in the thread was left by a user with a cute bird avatar though
 
I've only ever lived in the America so I'm just going to answer the statement towards the idealization of America.
-Freedom of speech (I know it's only fully possible in US, but something close)
AFAIK the US is the best for this, but you can still get fired from your job for saying there are two genders or even sued for personally not believing in gay marriage. But if you're a coder, it probably won't apply to you?
-Self-defence (I know it's only fully possible in US, but something close)
Really depends on what state you're going to live in. Some states are applying a lot more red tape to guns.
-High safety level (so not Mexico, Brazil etc.
Almost every major US city is unsafe. Again, some states are safer than others but I have no idea how easy it is to move there as an immigrant.
-English speaking or at least english-understanding (with a native language that isn't too hard to learn)
Similar to above. If you live in a major US city, there's been an influx of immigrants who don't know a lick of English, hope you also know Spanish/Hindi/whatever else. This may sound like an exaggeration but if you go to a city like Miami you know it won't be.

Imo I'd wait for the war to blow over before deciding whether you want to still go to the US. My first other thought is Switzerland since that trans Crimew Arson person got into hot water and absolutely nothing happened to him anyway. If your main issue is with globohomo/immigration I'd just say you should stay in Russia.

Also, I'd advise you to not ask KF/Reddit about this, but it's too late for that. I have no idea what the market it like for coders now, I think Japan specifically stopped giving visas for "remote" workers, no idea how it is for other countries.
 
I'm not concerned with it being a "paradise" so much as I am interested in staying at a 5 star ocean front luxury resort and casino in a history rich ancient country with insanely good and fresh food for $158. That shit is a steal. I watched a video made by a woman who moved there from the US and she talked about the cost of flights in Albania and even that is insanely cheap, $18 to fly to the UK according to her. With some planning and learning you could have the most amazing vacation of all time for next to nothing.

This sounds extremely unlikely, how can you maintain a high level airplane and pay for fuel, pilots, and baggage goblins on that sort of pricing.
I hope there IS a weird hidden paradise that is dirt cheap and perfect but, on the face of it, sounds too good to be true. Don't get tricked, bubba.

ETA: Upon further research, what you're saying is slightly exaggerated but not out of the realm of possibility and apparently it is great. Don't tell anyone else ever again.
I see you two are just learning about Ryanair and Wizz, lol. Yes, you can get mad cheap tickets if you're lucky, but they are Spirit-tier level of service. But if you follow all of their insanely restrictive rules, it's kind of worth it I guess.
How about you eat a bullet. You aren't entitled to immigrate anywhere. What do you offer? Why should some country take you on as a burden ? Honestly, i hope wherever you live prevents you from leaving and you end up in a forced labor camp for the rest of your miserable life.
UH-OH GUYS LOOK OUT, BILLY BADASS IS HERE! Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge there, buddy...
 
I'm not concerned with it being a "paradise" so much as I am interested in staying at a 5 star ocean front luxury resort and casino in a history rich ancient country with insanely good and fresh food for $158. That shit is a steal. I watched a video made by a woman who moved there from the US and she talked about the cost of flights in Albania and even that is insanely cheap, $18 to fly to the UK according to her. With some planning and learning you could have the most amazing vacation of all time for next to nothing.
I personally flew Luton-Tirana for 13 quid. Paid more to reach the airport than for the flight.
 
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