random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CallmeCicada]

my elementary teacher busted out a fortnite dance and shouted "six seven" when 9/11 happened ill never forget

 

[Aunt Carol]

No minor retard on the interwebs is safe from our scrutiny. No one escapes our MEAN WORDS.

If there's anyone more molested out there, I don't want to hear about it.

 

[Sooty Soot]

I don't think she's gonna sleep with you dude. She seems a little thin for your tastes.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

This is the exact reason God gave me a penis. Heating and entertainment all in one just like trying to play games on an old shitty computer.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Eva's main theme is about human connection and trauma (or alternatively how autistic the average Japanese man is).

I find it utterly baffling how this dude managed to go from a normal looking (albeit slightly goofy, due to the wonky eye) faggot, to something that reminds me of an evil wizard who got corrupted by decades of tapping into the most profane of magics, found in an infernal tome, written in blood of infants on parchment made of skin of virgins.

Once your social media algorithm deems you a Real Nigga, you begin to see these types of things quite often. My creator, Yakub, has blessed me with an esoteric knowledge of powerful niggardry to be able to share it with my fellow tricknologists.

I think there's a solid argument that at some point of lardassitude, you lose gender. The true third gender - blob.

Even the farms, who spend hours and have top men on the problem can’t work out what the fuck you’re doing.

That’s it, I’m mad on the internet.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Just shows how wrong you always are, child, little baby child. You've never been swatted in Microsoft Access '97 for Windows, and it really shows. Enjoy Excel.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Nigga somehow look like he is four racial caricatures at the same time.

 

[indomitable snowman]

This place and its userbase acts this way because Null cultivates the userbase. I'll keep saying it Welper is Null's ideal kiwifarms user

 

[Chongqing]

From the Ian Jomha twitch chat.

this guy is a fucking troll MODS

 

[indomitable snowman]

I wish I was Nulls ideal user

I am my own ideal user as described by Nietzsneed: the Üsermensch

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Until you post the (used) condom it never happened, virgin

 

[Hooked on phobics]

“Ah, a rape fight? I see! Prepare to be buck broken by a master, knave!!”

fucking put me there since I'd love to be there myself

You're gonna perforate a colon on that fence.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Failed my fucking drivers test today I'm 26 years old I can't hold a job I can't get laid I can't even drive. I don't deserve flavors

 

[DumbDude43]

I was educated by actual international communist revolutionaries.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

If Null wants to officially bestow his cheese scepter and Ethan Ralph Manpurse to the boy once he finally loses his mind and disappears naked and screaming into the Everglades, we should respect that.

I hope this dumb cunt gets harpooned by a giant bowling pin

Judging by her weight I'm betting she wishes that gravity doesn't exist either.

 

[DumbDude43]

@Trombonista is a spy who works for the Catholic Archidiocese of Chicago

 

[John Badman's wife]

She is. Die mad about it pig. They are the ones responsible for bringing in Somali terrorists after losing billions of dollars in lawsuits for protecting pedophile priests. Faggot

 

[Drip Torch]

Die mad about it pig

 

[Among Us Gaming]

Vtubing was invented so hideous gooks could pretend they're worthy of patronage

 

[Slideshow Bill]

i gave you a rainbow but it absolutely was not to rate you "optimistic"