random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sawamura Simp]

"You think you fell out of a coconut tree" - I will not be gaslit into a parasocial relationship with any politician.

Edit: ninja'd by @Wilson The Ball

Reactions to the character so far have included the phrases "redditor," "sub-Marvel humor," "the fag," "I hope he dies horribly," "I hope we can kill him," "please let me kill him," and "please let me die."

wtf happened to this thread while i was away lol, like a page or two ago i saw a fish with boobies

It has come to my attention that individuals appreciate communication.

Spoiler: Bonus

at least my country's leader didn't watch his wife fuck idris elba, you maple syrup soaked paraquat.

 

[Poonocchio]

I qualify if people are white by whether their nipples are pink or not.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Maybe we should enact a Marcus Garvey solution. We can call it aparthood.

If I could travel back in time and tell Americans only one message it would be "pick your own damn cotton"

I want to hold you down and force feed you instant coffee out of a 1990's MRE.

please encode with h264 instead of 265 aka HIV-C. h264 is divine intellect while 265 is niggerlicious.

I think I'd pay good money to hear the Hamlet soliloquy set to banjos and huckleberries, y'all

You can tell the IDF is standing down because the BBC cuck porn spam is back in full swing on all the usual websites they target.

I know I've said that I have a dream that one day kiwis will be judged not by the color of their join date but by the quality of their shitposts... but this nigger's not even trying to shitpost good.

Sometimes, I almost... ALMOST... hold a totally begrudging fleeting and passing slight admiration for the way Africoons seem to manage to overcome almost insurmountable odds to make the almost impossible actually happen

Then I remember it's not resilience, it's because they are too damn STOOPID to do it properly in the first place

FULL
LIFE
CONSEQUENCES

My father drove big rigs, oil trucks. He was telling me one day he had to train this shine and the guy said "ise dun seen a nigga get stabbed ovah a poke chop sammich".

This kid sounds like a balloon dog getting sexually violated by a latex covered squeaky toy.

I have infinitely more respect for someone who smokes crack than someone who fucks niggers

When your IQ is basically the same as a hammer you approach every situation like it's a nail.

Indian + Jew is rare because they scam their mother to sell the womb water.

"If you had a gun this morning what would've happened" is so perfectly black coded and opposite to not having breakfast. it's beautiful.

I don't hate Jews so much as the people who do stuff that Jews are accused of.

So basically Jews.

Everything you post is dripping with female sexual entitlement.

If I can give any advice to improve your life it would be to stop replying to Beauty Parlor holes that come to A&N to shit up threads.

I also hit the beaches in the summer and work as a bartender. Put on a fake tan and a Brazillian accent. I mostly land sex with men but there are some women too, and the tips are fantastic either way.

Take drugs for confidence and get her drunk little buddy.

I swear people are knowingly making downies these days just to have a big housepet that can outlive them.

My tard offspring are gonna lick your windows and there is nothing you can do to stop them.

They're never even college students. They're more like... seasonal, migratory offenders.

I like banana and mayonnaise sandwiches. Am I a nigger? Goddamn.

But I'd need to watch Big Wet Asses volumes 1-14 first to know the storyline and understand whats going on.

People don't usually make a personality out of a fetish. "Yes I'm a piss-drinker! Pissiosexual! Call me pee/pee!"

This absurd pantomime of a woman faking an orgasm as performed by a porn addicted man pretending to get his dick gay-sucked is just confusing. This guy probably watches everything.

Basically if you're a fag because you're schizophrenic, autistic, bipolar, or because you got beat as a child, you theoretically have the potential to make some pretty good art, they have a spark of creativity. If you're a fag because you can't get a girlfriend, you're ugly, and have no prospects in life, you will never make good art.

that's not very funny though. overweight men with receding hairlines with bad skin and visible odor is fucking funny.

 

[30+GameOvers]

he shoved a fidget spinner up the urethra once i've never heard a worse sound

 

[ScooterL]

Every passing year on this earth I feel more and more like Terry Davis.

 

[Aunt Carol]

> He fed his length inch by inch into his partner
Me when I need to give my printer new paper

He will never learn, he will never be happy, and when he dies his pile of greasy electronics full of horrifying porn will be thrown in the dumpster and humanity will be that bit better off.

 

[King Metalia]

That's your big retort? You summon the local child porn lover and hope he goes to bat on your behalf?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

lol if your parents never took you to a metal concert before the age of 10, your parents are not based and you're a little bitch.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

So far I have been ritually and automatically autist emoji'd because I format my posts to have blunt affect, I do this because I know my audience and my experience today has validated my internal model of gorl tawk and lolcow.farm posters accurately. Thank you for that.

 

[GlupShitto]

I'm not a fan of scanning CSAM

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Oh my god he just said jeet

 

[Big Nasty]

the brightests coomer minds have taken a dick to to the problem

You know the video where you may not like it, but this is where peak mail performance look like? Yeah, it looks like a fat Italian guy who can lift.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Keep the poop knife in reserve, though.

Become some sort of shit baron of public bathrooms; storing a giant turd all week to unleash to an unsuspecting public.

then at the end of every movie some guy in a lab coat says, “What if we studied the mule?” And the mule’s like, “Absolutely not, I’m union.”

In reality it was Henry Kissinger in a Hazmat suit.

Show me them Bill Clinton titties.

 

[Nooget]

Also purely to piss you off I'm posting a tasteful lewd (but clothed) picture of azula. Feel free to sperg about it or whatever, as it even looks visually older than in the anime itself

 

[Hamstirer]

could you please never describe in vivid detail the sensation of being inside a prostitute again

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I CANT EVEN POST IN MY OWN THREAD KILL YOURSELF NIGGGER @Null @Hooked on phobics

yes im totally trans

@Null he just posted child porn

he just sent child porn and no one is reacting? wtf has this site become

 

[Gentlebastard]

At my age I'm just excited my dick still works. If it wouldn't get me fired I'd go to every staff meeting and proudly announce it first thing in the morning.

Firing up the internet is basically opening a firehose of pornography into your eyes and ears whether you want it or not. In fact it's very hard to just do normal internet stuff and not see boobies. If you actually try to look for boobies, the amount of boobies you will find within nanoseconds is the equivalent of being buried under a mountain of mammaries, a avalanche of areolas, a tsunami of titties. Like 90% of all internet traffic is porn. You can go to Google and type in "people who like to have sex with Ford Mondeos" and Google will ask "Please specify the year and trim level."

Yet for some, somehow that is not enough porn.

I just wanted to let my frens know you were always my frens, the far right extremist nationalism was just a bonus

It's just difficult to imagine Jack not eating a baby.

Being tricked into having full on sex with a tranny is as likely as falling and accidentally getting a Buzz Lightyear in your ass.

too funny, too endearingly histrionic, too much of a big fat gormless git, to hate. He is the very definition of a village idiot for the digital age, and I wouldn't see a hair on his head harmed.

bro writing checks with his mouth that his brain returned as signature not matching

the Age of Aqueerius is coming to a close

But the Age of Aqueerius is coming to a close, so it's no longer as easy as it once was for those of They/Themiscyra to rule over mortal men with iron fists, leaving OP powerless against the concussive force of free speech.

Ladies, remember: this is precisely the kind of dude who would love to take your corpse's organmeat the second you go cold. Prepare for your demise accordingly.

"mom i did a resistance"

I really want Null to garnish his wages for the next fifty years. The impotent malding will be hilarious.

Some days I lay awake thinking of all the early telephonic pesticular cancer that we’ll never get to hear.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

I'm descendant of ten thousand years of Peasant stock. I know where I belong, the soil calls to me.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

God I hate jews

I am neutral toward jews

I love jews!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Everyone is always asking when the United States of America will add its "51st" state to the union, not realizing we've already annexed, claimed, and settled the entire world's collective consciousness decades ago. All digital roads lead back to America, after all.

Only a matter of time before the gayops ramp up.

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This dude pulls his pants all the way down to pee and can't count to five.

What a way to find out that Richard Osman trooned out.

Honestly, nothing screams "YOU FILTHY RETARD!" louder than wearing an set of leopard print underwear.

What the fuck did Milo from Fish Hooks do?

i hereby put out a bounty on all troons everywhere
make a tranny rope and i will reward you with a sticker