random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[30+GameOvers]

Sci-fi lied to us all. Robots are retarded.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

So like, did he look at all 170K files? Like even if you're the biggest gooner pedophile in the entire world, why do you need that much CSAM? Gee Bill, why does your mom let you have 170K files of child porn?

Big bubba the pantherkin says “come over and kiss me on my hot maw, I’m feelin yiffalicious”View attachment 8268865

Back in my day we had crips versus bloods in prison, now it's furries versus scalies.

 

[Hitman One]

What the fuck is wrong with you bagged milk drinking dog rapists?

I guess I can appreciate the sentiment, but saving the life of a Canadian is unforgivable.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Its kind of like the Ship of Theseus paradox, but the ship is history itself and the proclaimed gay niggers/lovers thereof are the components.

if we were meant not to be racist we wouldn't have noses or eyes or ears

 

[neger psykolog]

Well, one good thing about this:
Being a Kiwi or really just having an account has sexual market value now as it would appear and I never recognized that until now.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

India is a poorly formatted photocopy of a photocopy of a pirated translation of a real country.

Fun fact when you jump into a big pile of trannies and scream TRANNY you will generate aggro.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I had to pray for a second that she didn’t actually draw boobs on that cat

He also has an "anus sucking in water" thing too...

 

[Battery Low]

"I broke up with my long-term partner almost 4 years ago after she decided to open up our relationship without my knowledge."

📚 Megathread Post in thread 'Trannies posting their L's Online'

Dec 10, 2025

Desperate to have a warm body in his empty bed, a tranny seeks out companionship in just about anything with a pulse only to realize just how wildly unappealing he is as a potential partner. Anyone with two braincells to rub together without leaving room for Jesus will be unsurprised to learn that he mostly has luck with GAMPy chasers while the only women who reply to his mating call "are only doing so to be nice," but it's funny to know even amongst nonbinaries - who have no standards at all - he manages to strike out. Just become a monk, dude, I'm sure you're bald enough for a tonsure...

• Magic Pickle

Reactions: x 26 x 22 x 4 x 6 x 1 x 1

 

[Dr. Butt]

I've seen some shit on the internet but GOOD FUCKING GOD

Oh no, the sanctity of Q-bert is being tarnished! Perish the thought!

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Are these fuckers made in a factory or something?

In the distributed and fortified manufactories of the propaganda complex and in the underhives of terrible shit on the internet.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

"a kiwifarms user"? More like a kiwifarms loser!!!

Yeah it's about my username, but it's funnier out of context as a general statement on the site.

Also the page count of this thread has surpassed the current year.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm starting to question the wisdom of my decision to learn how to read.

I stand by my original point. An Italian man should look like he knows how to make you delicious pasta fazool or a slit your throat at any moment.

That's like saying Jim Bob's prototype rocket powered blowjob machine isn't cool because it's rough looking and you're worried about all the spinning metal parts close to your dong. You just shut the fuck up, hold on tight and ride that lightning.

We should nuke them, then nuke the ashes just to be sure.

I’m more confused than usual. Fonts are racism slavery? Every post on her timeline is unhinged.

Please to not be a fuck bloody benchod bakka bitch bloody basard, desu saar!

Her feed is unhinged, just endlessly screaming into the void and getting no interaction.

reading her BlueSky feed makes me feel like I am developing dementia or schizophrenia.

In just so few sentences, she lies, DARVOS, makes false accusations of a criminal activity, and cry-bullies. If being a shitty clout chasing liar were an Olympic sport, she'd have swept up the Gold, Silver, and Bronze medals.

realize the great gift of the Internet; we can have paranoid schizos available to us at anytime without having to live near them

Yeah, but I don't care about the hooker rom com. I want the Holocaust rom com.

My IQ just dropped 20 points, which by my calculations puts me around 25.

This is the most amount of insane nonsense ever since that black professor wrote a 400 page manifesto about how "everyone is a nigger - except Android 18 from DragonBall Z."

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He was fucking me and being romantic with me along with at least 2 other women. That is why I first came on here. It is not fair that he fucks Sam and tells her she is the only one he loves while he says the same to multiple women.

Stolas be praised.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Being a Kiwi or really just having an account has sexual market value now

Please do not say things like this.

 

[Oh Darn]

"I COMMAND YOU TO ATTEND REHAB"

from the text message drops of one of Styx's harem

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I'd recognize that hideous snatch anywhere. Also there is video of her masturbating with a negro dildo

Her coochie looks like a rejected rotisserie chicken that's been sitting in the darkest corner of a Costco walk in freezer for God knows how long

Either of these or both.

 

[not william stenchever]

when Nick dies of AIDS, he will have died one more time of AIDS than George Michael did

 

[Clotso Coof]

Can’t a fat Canadian woman with a hijab, an eating disorder, and a dream beeze in third world countries with brown Down syndrome babies without worrying that corporations will get mad?

Sorry, but itchy t‑shirts and notebooks for writing hate letters aren’t exactly a sustainable business model.

Density is a perpetual clamhopper. She has her fingers in ALL the trailer pies.

The drama of Gorlworld reactors goes down Chantal’s throat like an all‑you‑can‑eat buffet.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

This male is attempting to remotely abuse me.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Porn fed beef is a rare delicacy