💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Oxyjen]

Rekieta's hairline has been more devastated than the rainforest.

Burrowing beetle infection is nasty.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Rekieta's hairline has been more devastated than the rainforest.

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Mr. Norwood had a profitable logging season.

How long till he pulls Brittany and shaves or start wearing a beanie like Tim?

 

[Thoughtcrime84]

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What a wonderful choice of glasses. They make him look as sick outside as he is inside.

 

[GaryGray]

I’ve never understood his time slot. Maybe because I’m not a NEET and I actually have to get up in the morning to work, but how do people watch his streams into the early hours of the morning and still contribute to society?

I get shift workers are a thing, but surely an earlier time slot would get more viewers? Even then he turns up late anyway, am I missing something?

Originally the claim for why the late time slot was a combo of waiting for the kids to be in bed and a sleep disorder. Why he keeps the time slot now is habit since drugs destroyed any higher brain functions leaving only an impulsive husk. It would be interesting if he kept any information about the regions for his live viewers from back around the lolsuit and weeb wars. He did stream at the worst possible time with it being late in the US (8 pm PST/11 pm EST) then for the EU that would be 4 am GMT to 6 am EET. IIRC a lot of people at the time would watch the recording the next day. To the point where 24 hours after a stream the view count would be around 80% of his subscribers at the time. It was that level of engagement which got him into the algorithm.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Rekieta's hairline has been more devastated than the rainforest.

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Mr. Norwood had a profitable logging season.

You try clocking in at Twitter for a night shift for years and see how your hairline keeps up.

 

[Steve Seagull]

What did he do to his hair? It changed color. Did he wash it? Was that all grime? Did he have a haircut? Did he spray it with the spray on hair? It kind of looks it has a yellow green hue?
So many mysteries.


ETA:

 

[Vibralldo]

This might be the worst he's looked since the arrest

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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What did he do to his hair? It changed color. Did he wash it? Was that all grime? Did he have a haircut? Did he spray it with the spray on hair? It kind of looks it has a yellow green hue?
So many mysteries.
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ETA:

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Nick needs to change his GRID meds, it has become resistant to his current mix.

 

[JamFlowMan]

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What did he do to his hair? It changed color. Did he wash it? Was that all grime? Did he have a haircut? Did he spray it with the spray on hair? It kind of looks it has a yellow green hue?
So many mysteries.
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ETA:

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Who could have guessed the grease layer was actually covering up the true horror

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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My head canon on Nakadashi Tomodachi (Japanese for creampie friend) is Meme Copium, but it's probably really just a different spurned weeb.

 

[waffle]

My head canon on Nakadashi Tomodachi (Japanese for creampie friend) is Meme Copium, but it's probably really just a different spurned weeb.

Whoever it is they are pretty good at pushing Nick's buttons. Not that that is particularly hard now a days.

 

[StarTrak]

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What did he do to his hair? It changed color. Did he wash it? Was that all grime? Did he have a haircut? Did he spray it with the spray on hair? It kind of looks it has a yellow green hue?
So many mysteries.
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ETA:

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Oh, but I need some time off from that emotion
Time to pick my heart up off the floor
Oh, when that love comes down without devotion
Well, it takes a strong man, baby
But I'm showin' you the door

Cause I gotta have faith
I gotta have faith
Because I gotta have faith, faith
I got to have faith, faith, faith

 

[Neetness]

Before, the kids starved bc Kayla didn't cook.

Now, they starve bc she eats all their snacks.

 

[Pentamidine]

He fucked around with Grok for twenty minutes but couldn't get it to say that Sean is the fattest lawyer. It was like watching your grandma use a computer.

For demonstration purposes: this is how easy it is to get a correct answer.

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Imagine being one of the last remaining Nick fans. Nick teases that he's correct about some legal issue that other Lawtubers got wrong, and he's got Grok to back him up. You stay up to catch his stream, stick around until the reveal, and the reveal is that....he bullied Grok into saying Sean is fat.

How does he have any audience remaining

 

[Zab McMann]

Imagine being one of the last remaining Nick fans. Nick teases that he's correct about some legal issue that other Lawtubers got wrong, and he's got Grok to back him up. You stay up to catch his stream, stick around until the reveal, and the reveal is that....he bullied Grok into saying Sean is fat.

How does he have any audience remaining

Guttertrash attracts other guttertrash; miserable people find each other; etc

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Imagine being one of the last remaining Nick fans. Nick teases that he's correct about some legal issue that other Lawtubers got wrong, and he's got Grok to back him up. You stay up to catch his stream, stick around until the reveal, and the reveal is that....he bullied Grok into saying Sean is fat.

How does he have any audience remaining

That was sort of an integral part of being a Nick fan, though - cheering and seal-clapping for whatever stance he took and dogpiling on whoever the opposition was. A lot of us eventually figured him out and left, but some people are still hanging on.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Before, the kids starved bc Kayla didn't cook.

Now, they starve bc she eats all their snacks.

Lady Crackers

 

[AnOminous]

This might be the worst he's looked since the arrest

What an absolutely miserable look of despair. Gives me a warm feeling to see an evil fuck suffering.

I got to have faith, faith, faith

Fun fact:

Somehow, George Michael managed to die of something other than AIDS, so when Nick dies of AIDS, he will have died one more time of AIDS than George Michael did.

You stay up to catch his stream, stick around until the reveal, and the reveal is that....he bullied Grok into saying Sean is fat.

Actually, he FAILED to get Grok to agree with him. His brain is pure Jello.

Also "Sean is fat" was literally the first thing anyone here predicted he was going to pull as his "big reveal." That is how stupid, predictable and boring this useless fag is.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

That was sort of an integral part of being a Nick fan, though - cheering and seal-clapping for whatever stance he took and dogpiling on whoever the opposition was. A lot of us eventually figured him out and left, but some people are still hanging on.

The Duncan stream really exemplified that. Yeah, Duncan was an idiot... but Nick was just kind of drunkenly saying: "You're a dumb dumb." The only time Nick ever actually had a good debate was the abortion debate, because Destiny and Pisco never considered a property rights argument.

 

[Shig O'nella]

How does he have any audience remaining

The most powerful force in human nature is on his side: Inertia.