🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Pange said:
Oh that's going to suck for her when she realizes that she's never ever going to be the one holding money over anybody's head ever again.
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She'll never realize that. This is a temporary embarrassment, that's all. Any day now YouTube will change their minds, or my fans will always support me, or a million other rationalizations that pass as logic to a cow.
 
General Woundwort said:
Destiny's live is telling that she's basically the same person as Amber. Smug, selfish, doesn't know how a relationship functions.
Says she's never cheated, then says she cheated on Amber and Lexus. (Yes Destiny, lining up the new squeeze while you're still with the old one is cheating).
Blames her girlfriends for all of her faults, blames Lexus for the divorce because she was depressed and didn't hurry up and get over it. For some reason says she thought moving house would fix their relationship issues.
Agrees with Amber that the stripper let Gracie out.
Someone asked her what she's going to do differently with the new gorl, she just says "Well I've grown a lot as a person.".
She says she let Amber keep Twinkie because 'Twinkie favoured Amber a lot, Amber was her favourite person'. which is kinda concerning because I've never seen a dog so indifferent at best toward it's owner.

Honourable mention to the stupid bints in the comments comparing their relationships to Destiny's. Even just comparing your relationship to this trainwreck is an L for you.
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This is why Destiny is the one that got away for Amber. Destiny is basically Amber, and Amber loves herself
 
I love how trashy Destiny is. Already got a girl while still living with the wife. That she hasn’t divorced.

It was so painful listening to her ‘interview’ with Jordy. She’s here to do a Q & A but can only give one worded answers. Tammy was better. At least she went on wild tangents that took you to places you never dreamed of.

Put that spaghetti down, Amber.
 
Fat Amber has uploaded 5 cameos since sunday. Averaging one a day with the last she completed on Monday, only the one.

Either her cameos have slowed to a grinding halt, shes too lazy to do just a couple at a time so shes hoarding them to do them all at once (to feel popular?), or the fucking poo touchers on reddit who were reporting her cameo actually got her cameo frozen somehow.

Now that the limelight is on Chantals demonetization, pookie is going to fade into lolcow obscurity. Its gotta sting to go from queen of Gorlworld to who cares in sonichu mach speed.

Do something dumb Fatty.

Edit: I spoke too soon. I should have checked my NAS' logs before posting in bed lol. Looks like the smelly kid uploaded 2 cameos last night.

New Cameo Videos
#60 @ 01:56 CST @ $80
#61 @ 02:37 CST @ $80

$4877 Total
$3382 Estimated Earnings
$1149 Owed in taxes

I find it very, very odd that she completed only two cameos in the middle of the night and they're about an hour apart from each other. Her average video length didn't increase significantly so I don't think they were very long videos. Maybe she thought she couldn't be tracked during dark time. It's also odd she was averaging 3-4 a day and now she's at 7 for the last 5 days.
 
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Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
I find it very, very odd that she completed only two cameos in the middle of the night and they're about an hour apart from each other.
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I was wondering about Cameo's policy on creating sexual content, as I do kinda get the vibes that if she's recording these late at night, then they could be 'special requests' that she's hoping your code extension doesn't pick up on due to the late hours.

I've attached their policy on nudity and sexual content. It's prohibited, but do they actually enforce this when it comes to the lesser-known fetish content (showing legs, showing herself eating something, weighing herself, etc)?

Just something to think about.
 

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Someone in a reactor chat said, "Nick [Avocado] must feel like he got the last helicopter out of Vietnam."

If Amber and Chantal weren't so stupid and lazy, they could make a joint project to get their non-youtube careers boosted while their publicity is still high. They could start a Fat Gorls Twitch show and invite other fat guests like QLR and some asskissing reactors. But neither of them is capable of working with other people even if they weren't so unmotivated and dumb.

It's kind of amazing watching Amber do absolutely fuckall to get another income source going. She knows she's unemployable and social media attention is her only shot at making money. She's stupid, but not stupid enough to think she's capable of building an offline career. But she seems to be waiting around hoping youtube remonetizes her in the spring even though there's no indication she'd win her 90 day appeal.
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
she was averaging 3-4 a day and now she's at 7 for the last 5 days.
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The uploading before these last two was just one video on Monday, right? The rate of new requests must be slowing fast. She has 7 days to complete the Cameo if the buyer hasn't paid for the 24 hr option.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
I love how trashy Destiny is. Already got a girl while still living with the wife. That she hasn’t divorced.

It was so painful listening to her ‘interview’ with Jordy. She’s here to do a Q & A but can only give one worded answers. Tammy was better. At least she went on wild tangents that took you to places you never dreamed of.

Put that spaghetti down, Amber.
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Are we really shocked though? Density is a perpetual clamhopper. She has her fingers in ALL the trailer pies. One slimy, rotten fat-hole to another. I’m sure she’ll propose to the new rebound blob by next week.
 
Clotso Coof said:
The uploading before these last two was just one video on Monday, right? The rate of new requests must be slowing fast. She has 7 days to complete the Cameo if the buyer hasn't paid for the 24 hr option.
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Yeah, monday and it was the only cameo uploaded that day, which is why I assumed it was a 24 hour request. I didn't know about the 7 day policy and was starting to wonder, thanks! I'm certain requests have slowed considerably, but I doubt she has only recieved 3 requests total since sunday. I assume that she's just letting them pile up to avoid doing barely any work within most of her days.

We really should have seen it coming. She only wanted to go live once or twice a week and relegated them within the same couple of days to avoid doing work most of the time. Maybe she did the math and decided working 2 hours on one day is better than working 20-30 minutes on multiple days. Shes the type to completely disregard getting a customers order fulfilled until she's forced to do it.

Hambers Dainty Hands said:
I was wondering about Cameo's policy on creating sexual content, as I do kinda get the vibes that if she's recording these late at night, then they could be 'special requests' that she's hoping your code extension doesn't pick up on due to the late hours.
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Maybe the difference in time could be due to the difference in nature of sexual or fetish requests? She'd film them back to back if it meant to not be working. It's just a behavior and time I haven't noticed throughout all of the known cameos.
 
Amber is a subject in a scientific study
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Science Thread 'Digital Exploitation and Vulnerability: A Study of Online Exploited Personalities'

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Abstract Since the dawn of civilization, many of the less fortunate have often been viewed as fodder for public entertainment. In the Middle Ages, noble houses employed court jesters to entertain their patrons. This same exploitive system has evolved and is now on full display at a much larger scale with the creation of the internet. These exploited individuals are referred to as internet “Lolcows”—a term used for online personalities who are targeted by internet trolls due to the perception that they lack self-control and...
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D_Tractor said:
Amber is a subject in a scientific study
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Science Thread 'Digital Exploitation and Vulnerability: A Study of Online Exploited Personalities'

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Abstract Since the dawn of civilization, many of the less fortunate have often been viewed as fodder for public entertainment. In the Middle Ages, noble houses employed court jesters to entertain their patrons. This same exploitive system has evolved and is now on full display at a much larger scale with the creation of the internet. These exploited individuals are referred to as internet “Lolcows”—a term used for online personalities who are targeted by internet trolls due to the perception that they lack self-control and...
Reactions:Informative x 18 Winner x 1 Like x 1 Thunk-Provoking x 1
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why do people not understand no one is being exploited. These people are beggars who post shit online for the world to see so they can get money. We deserve every right to comment on what they show us. It's simple as that.
 
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I want to like this work but who the fuck begins a paper with the word since? Why is all the engagement language negative?

Oh. A chemistry graduate with Chat GPT.

Bonus points for 'bipolar personality disorder'.

Interesting that they only include subjects spoken about in these dark internet corners and not the wildly popular ones as well (see: momtok) who have similar profiles with better hair and lighting. I guess they aren't being exploited. Or nobody is being exploited. Or everyone is, but not by the audiences, its the platforms/networks - to use his analogy the kings, not the court members.
 
It's hard for people who are literate to grasp how she rationalizes things.

Most people: omg Im f**"d, this is it. I better find a job or else.

Her: there's NO way. YouTube's gonna accept my appeal and I'm gonna go back to normal. That'll prove the haters wrong!!!!
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
why do people not understand no one is being exploited. These people are beggars who post shit online for the world to see so they can get money. We deserve every right to comment on what they show us. It's simple as that.
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How dare people constantly comment and criticize the things that this insanely morbidly obese women puts on the internet for everyone to see
 
Clotso Coof said:
There should be a matchmaking service for fat rural lesbians that functions more like Air BnB, where they just look down a list of girlfriends in a location then book one. No flirting or hours of dms necessary. The service can take EBT for payment.
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Shit, there's only one reason I can think of for why this wouldn't do gangbusters. It'd require the slightest bit of effort to sign up and forethought while looking at options when they normally load up the U-Haul and move on a spontaneous whim.
 
Unfortunately I had a network outage last night and only scraped the latest cameo. There likely was one or two more that I didn't catch, but it wouldn't be surprising if this was the only one. Business is slowing down for Hamber.

New Cameo Video
#65 0310 CST @ $80

$5197 Total
$3605 Estimated Earnings
$1224 Owed In Taxes
 
D_Tractor said:
Amber is a subject in a scientific study
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Science Thread 'Digital Exploitation and Vulnerability: A Study of Online Exploited Personalities'

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Abstract Since the dawn of civilization, many of the less fortunate have often been viewed as fodder for public entertainment. In the Middle Ages, noble houses employed court jesters to entertain their patrons. This same exploitive system has evolved and is now on full display at a much larger scale with the creation of the internet. These exploited individuals are referred to as internet “Lolcows”—a term used for online personalities who are targeted by internet trolls due to the perception that they lack self-control and...
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Well that abstract already shows the person writing it has no fucking clue. A court jester was a highly respected position with its own legal protections. They were there to point out flaws and stupid ideas that their King or Lord had in a non-confrontational way. They weren't 'less fortunate', they were incredibly privileged. So this guy failed to do the most basic Google search. Though it's still accurate in the sense that the cows usually think they're underprivileged when they're usually massively (lol) privileged. Most people don't get paid for sitting on their ass just being fat. Jesters were an important member of the court, so even back then they still offered more to the world than anyone in gorlworld.

The lolcows are exploited about as much as any other public figure.
 
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