random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

who the fuck is out there canning potato
liars, thats who

 

[Metamorpho]

they probably have secret facilities with artificial wombs where they grow these homosexuals in the first place

 

[Dr. Butt]

lmao, boo hoo nigga

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I jerk off in the shower so much I get hard when it rains.

I assure you with their proclivities gay porn by one of their members would be considered vanilla.

 

[Dr. Butt]

corpses just look like pale sleepy people for the most part

 

[Solomon Bundy]

You mean to tell me that a Muslim thought-leader used a vulnerable individual as a disposable pawn in an ideological conflict and then let her self-destruct without tryint to stop it, almost as if her survival meant nothing?

That's never happened before!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If you sue him, half the docket is going to be him replacing YOUR lawyer

Even a lobotomized mongoloid could smell the pedophilia wafting off you.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Pigs would not only smell better and be far more interesting to talk to, they'd objectively demonstrate deeper understanding of science, politics, and military strategy.

Don’t you think Kristen looks a bit like she ate Jack Black?

Eat up, gorl! YouTube can't do a god dam thing to you, you indestructible skinny QUEEN.

It was cokey in his natural environment: prison.

She really just said those bitches got cancelled because they're MEGAFAT and she's not.

 

[Meat Target]

i have never seen such a sickening, tasteless, mind rotted representation of miku. if i had no knowledge of the japanese people i would only be able to assume that they are some subset of the negroid populace upon seeing this video.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

i have never seen such a sickening, tasteless, mind rotted representation of miku. if i had no knowledge of the japanese people i would only be able to assume that they are some subset of the negroid populace upon seeing this video.

 

[Gentlebastard]

How the fuck does a violent, depraved fetishist troon get suspended from troonsky? It's their core fucking userbase!

AI becoming racist every time we expose it to human behavior and people being upset about it never cease to amuse me.

That tradition has faded, unfortunately. My grandma was one of the last great white kike-hating Jews.

Do you guys see what I'm seeing or did my schizophrenia finally grow in??

Checking in on this thread is like slipping into a comfy pair of slippers and watching your favorite movie for the 90th time.

The only thing he's gotten wise to is

I can’t fully comprehend his level of insanity, I go back and forth weather I believe that he actually believes his self soothing mantras or if he understands how ridiculous they are and says them to project strength, which is as retarded as actually believing them because clearly it doesn’t work.

No Chinese spy gf for you.

if I encountered a Chinese honeypot in the wild, it would be the most ridiculously passive aggressive shit the world had ever seen, trying to figure out a way to hit and quit while providing nothing of value

You'd be surprised how many chemistry majors basically know how to make bootleg explosives.

Literally all of them. It's whether they use the knowledge that makes them cool or uncool

My theory is that the Marquis de Sade was actually an over the top comedian

He was just doing the Andy Kauffman thing and being his own audience

Don't you dare besmirch the great science of alchemy.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Broccoli Cheddar soup faggot assed stew. fucking nonce-eyed faggot shitlicker Indian country

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

For example, brothels.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Is it illegal to stuff a pitbull at the pound with C4, then detonate it after a black dude buys one?

Will you let me work here? I don't show up at your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth.

Ever hear the parable of the Indian and the train?
It's called crumpledshitskin.

minor grammatical mistake ? time to kms

hahahahhahahha @Fatpacks cmere my little munchkin

 

[demicolon]

Dude your name is Pedro. Do you think you're going to enjoy using a website where everyone knows your name is Pedro?

 

[GunCar Gary]

“The average squatter,” says James Jacobs, “has no melee experience.”

No familiarity with katana swords or other bladed weaponry. No training in kendo, iaido, or other martial arts.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Said it was like having sex with Uncle Fester if he was an astronaut.

At least Peetz is willing to put his dick where his mouth is.

 

[DickMain]

"The average squatter,” says James Jacobs, “has no melee experience.”

There’s a photo on the ASAP Squatter Removal website of Jacobs, long hair tied back and eyebrows furrowed in concentration, wielding a sword in one gloved hand and grasping a grenade with another.

This article is comedy gold.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm not responsible for any Hentai Porn which you may/may not choose to send him.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

By God if he can change the EPA standards I will suck the lint between his fucking toes