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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Bonnie could make a little bit of money by taking disaster tourists through the Tranch Exclusion Zone.

Gauge the political leanings of each tour group to decide whether he should have his accomplice show up in the distance dressed as Earl or as a troon serf gone feral.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Bonnie could make a little bit of money by taking disaster tourists through the Tranch Exclusion Zone.

Gauge the political leanings of each tour group to decide whether he should have his accomplice show up in the distance dressed as Earl or as a troon serf gone feral.
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It'd be somewhat like a year round haunted house. Could dig up some alpaca bones and use Kevvy selfies as jump scares
 
Crispy Pancake said:
It'd be somewhat like a year round haunted house. Could dig up some alpaca bones and use Kevvy selfies as jump scares
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This is a job for Kindness. Not only does she bring witchcraft, ornamental roadkill and a penchant for drama, she used to work at the fairground in Denver so has the necessary health and safety training and people skills.

1) form an LLC
2) buy the tranch back from the Chinese investment group
3) hire kindness
4) ????
5) profit
 
Crispy Pancake said:
It'd be somewhat like a year round haunted house. Could dig up some alpaca bones and use Kevvy selfies as jump scares
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Remember when those Canadian historians that said they found 4000 unmarked graves at an Indian School and then promptly forbid anyone, including law enforcement, from digging it up to confirm? The USDA needs to bring them down to investigate the claims of animal abuse and put their advanced Ground Penetrating Radar to good use.
 
I have my first thread in Prospering Grounds, and for anyone who misses the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch saga, I think this is a pretty good substitute? If you like talking about fencing, berms, wiring, power generation, trees, insulation, water supply, paving, while laughing at a lolcow, this is your thread! No trannies, just a three-generation family trying to survive by grifting the youtubes. Think of it as "Cisterwood". My OP is still pretty raw, but I am working on it when I have the time. Enjoy and let me know where I can improve the article!

 
Coming back to say fuck you guys for making those tranny waco memes years ago, do you know how hard it was to not laugh in a lecture about it?
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End of November now and the Patreon hasn't been updated in three months, and also it's now officially under $500.
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So, either Jen has finally given up after all this time, or it's actually Joever for the remaining animals.
 
Arch Zealot said:
aye, but we all knew it would not last.
But like most trannies kept being a disapointment in the end, no last grand hurrah
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Best thread. I watch the documentary on occasion for the lulz and compare it to all that is known in the thread for enriched entertainment. The posturing and Phil's uninspired, forced narration is funny. The whole thing is car after car being pushed down a cliff, parts flying off, until the crash.

No grand hurrah, just mentally ill trannies disintegrating over years to some ignoble end. All the SRS, trans posturing, uWu anarchism, and you get Penny and Amhole, leaching from the elderly, soon to be alone and forgotten as society forgets them.

Maybe Ash Kreis can do a "Where Are Tenacious" as a 10 year follow up. Like a sitcom.
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Genuinely the best thread on Kiwifarms.
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ome kind

Dem 50's gonna be rough.
 
Jen's been suspended off bluesky for around two months now, but he still occasionally posts on his RPGmaker forum account.
 
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