random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Third World Aristocrat]

she's so bad at fellatio that it caused her divorce

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Again, I do domme work. I don't do any porn. If you want your penis made fun of, you know where to find me.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I didn't even see that. I just wanted to laugh at people having meltdowns.

Is auto-cannibalism good or bad?

does Bruno count or is the fact hes probably dead disqualify him?

About the single porn: You would have done it too when you were 21/22. Stop playing. It paid for my amazing tits.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

get rekt cookiecels

 

[Mound Dweller]

I'm not the sort of guy to chat up other women (or men, porn has made me Bi).

 

[Harm]

These are the saddest group of gay losers I've ever seen on this site. I cannot believe the nonsense I've quickly read through.
I'm leaving because for some reason it makes me feel like a gay loser to even be around them virtually. I feel icky.

 

[Zeftax]

Everytime time when I hear Josh is updating the the website I imagine a monkey high off Xanax desperately trying duct tape a poster onto a wall...

Italian excellence.

I do NOT want him stroking his chicken on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

no stalker you did not turbo rape any of my holes or bussy or toes

is the flash fast enough to bust inside you at a fast enough rate to make you explode like a cum grenade before you could even scream?

The flash has a near zero refractory period.

the only hard drugs I can access atm are LSD and molly
I wish I had cocaine
but I can live without it

my doctor knows I'm BPD and psycho so they won't give me an addy

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I think if I can find a video of you getting fucked, you are at least lolcow adjacent

 

[Aunt Carol]

You can only have one fat sped in clown makeup in the harem and she already fills that niche.

i have 2 autistic friends, one works in finance and the other has a xanax problem and 10000 hours on WoW

If you want to attract men and you’re a woman with a vagina, don’t have your vagina surgically cut out.

It'd be sad if Chris wasn't also a sexual predator.

Meanwhile, his poor life choices have given him a Frankenberry head.

 

[Meat Target]

They have to spritz his ass with adrenochrome to make him look desirable every hour on the hour when he's in public, otherwise he just looks like your womanizing vato cokehead uncle who secretly misses prison dick when he went away for possession 15 years ago.

 

[Stan]

Hahaha! I am shitposting on a forum thread about me again to antagonize people.
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[Meat Target]

Here is an example of my fine 4chan work.

 

[Gentlebastard]

[she] explained that she wasn't really eating shit, but spitting shit out of her mouth.

The final form of "I was only pretending to be retarded!"

Please keep these unsavory and unsubstantiated speculations out of this thread. There is no evidence that Patrick sexually molests children, only that he eats them.

He doesn't make me upset, he's genuinely entertaining, and he's one of the less rage-inducing cows here. Ignoring, of course, the time he choked his own son until he bled, the time he ate all the food at a community picnic, the time he poisoned an entire church congregation with 14-month old chili, the time he destroyed half the city with

The combination of a brain dead retard, and a know-it-all narcissist that he looks up to, is chefs kiss.

His real disabilities are neither mental nor physical. They're moral. He's just an evil piece of shit.

The amount of seethe in this sentence powered the Farms for nearly 3 hours.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Kikes are the most fragile group on the planet

 

[Crex Crex]

Hasan Piker raped me behind a New Jersey gas station while the attendant watched in 2011

Ah yes the sexualities. Homo, homo, insane, pink, and nigger.

His post history consists of him ranting about his never fulfilled desire to fuck the characters from cars, lamenting the size of his dick on a smalldickhelp subreddit, while also posting pictures of his micro on some small dick humilation reddit.

This poster is literally a Brazilian homo nigga.

Look at this queer, hasn’t even raped one woman!

 

[PhoBingas]

"Look, I married a 18-year-old runaway and got her addicted to crack, I am like Jeff Bezos."

 

[JustSomeDong]

You heard it here folxs if you truly HATE women, you need to learn baking and be BETTER than them, make them seethe, make them cry in sweet defeat as they have no choice but to buy one of your cakes because they WILL NEVER bake better than you.

 

[Meat Target]

I think you're gay and you like to eat poop and blood for your sexual enjoyment.

 

[Secret Boots]

As a Queer Orthodox Jew, I Know All Too Well That ‘There’s No Place Like Home’