Debate user @The Orcman on why he should or shouldn't make a lolcow thread on himself to "profit" off of it - ...and find out why he followed me out of the blue if you can as well, that'd be pretty cool

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

@The Orcman Whats going on big guy? Why are you doing this?

https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/introduction-thread.1329/page-256#post-22933253

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

>Providing a TOR only link.

https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/introduction-thread.1329/page-256#post-22933253

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

>Providing a TOR only link.

i'm a retarded faggot and it was fucking up for me, let me find it on clearnet

Here you are. I think this website has a translation thing so I think even if you aren't on TOR and you click that it redirects you to .st instead of .onion.

 

[Gravekeeper's Vassal]

waiting on the other lolcow to start up to see how she reacts to complete strangers getting involved with her

This seems like it's just going to lead to being another Personal Army Request.

 

[The Orcman]

Hell yeah man, happy to explain, completely understandable post, so I'll explain what I feel I can. I'm trying NOT to be some mystery retard or a character or anything, unfortunately most of my teen years were spent role-playing, so it's pretty much ingrained, but it is at least that spergy honesty you shouldn't expect elsewhere.

I followed another user on here for being from Wales too. Purely because I'm ALSO from Wales. Well, technically I was born in England, but only stayed there for less than a year. Rest of my life I've been living in Wales, and most of my Mums side of the family is Welsh too. Considering they took care of me, as far as Im aware, I'm Welsh.

I had originally intended to get the ball rolling regarding myself at the start of November. Unfortunately, with the pedo furry being a retard, and signing up being difficult, it got pushed too far back for me to handle my planned schedule being broken.

I had intended to basically clown on myself and make a profit off of that in order to sort the house (and myself) out. Wasn't looking to make more than maybe 2k tops, being honest, but also had plans for less than that, and go from thefe. The house is filled with shit I just don't have the money to remove, it needs repairs, and the way I'd planned to make the money would've essentially shamed me out of one of the worst addictions I currently still have. I'm still not looking for a long time infamy, just one that's long enough to resolve my problems in the long run.

I've got good intentions, but as stated, I'm basically like the British/Welsh Chris Chan. Got the tism that bad with a few exceptions. My mums dead, my dad basically dipped at the age of 2, I live with my girlfriend, and I dont sink that much into collectibles anymore. I want to have kids in the future, so that's essentially what the collection is going towards now. Can't do that until I can sort the house out. Can't sort the house out until I've got the money to do so.

If there's anything else I should mention at this point, let me know. The other person I wanted to bring up about has recently targeted someone to the point of alienating them from their own family, so should be making a post about her soon, but the bitch has a habit of blocking anyone shes not currently targeting so they can't see what she's doing.

 

[Banquet Meal]

I'm basically like the British/Welsh Chris Chan

no you arent.
you should erase everything you have posted thus far, and forget you ever did this

 

[The Orcman]

no you arent.
you should erase everything you have posted thus far, and forget you ever did this

I've got little else to lose at this point.

 

[Lord Denning]

I had intended to basically clown on myself and make a profit off of that in order to sort the house (and myself) out. Wasn't looking to make more than maybe 2k tops.

Get a job then you spaz, what on Earth are you doing here.

 

[The Orcman]

Get a job then you spaz, what on Earth are you doing here.

Thats the other problem. The government literally considers me incapable for work. Id love to be a binman or litter picker.

 

[Lord Denning]

Thats the other problem. The government literally considers me incapable for work. Id love to be a binman or litter picker.

What, are you too white for the dole then? Still don't understand why you're here. Just change your password to gibberish and log off. There's no profit to be made here, not even if you're Null.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I've got little else to lose at this point.

everyone thinks they've got nothing left to lose until they lose more things
get off the internet and do something productive, you dipshit
^^ this is the friendliest advice you'll ever get

 

[The Orcman]

What, are you too white for the dole then? Still don't understand why you're here. Just change your password to gibberish and log off. There's no profit to be made here, not even if you're Null.

Dole covers just about the basics. Bills first, food, then essentials like toothpaste or shower gel and the likes. I get maybe 140 left that then has to last a month

The idea pretty much spanned from other lolcows being given money and donations specifically so people could watch them waste it. I thought I'd be able to make a bigger difference by actually spending money like that to proper resources like rubbish removal and house repairs, instead of smokes, drinks, toys and games.

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

Dole covers just about the basics. Bills first, food, then essentials like toothpaste or shower gel and the likes. I get maybe 140 left that then has to last a month

The idea pretty much spanned from other lolcows being given money and donations specifically so people could watch them waste it. I thought I'd be able to make a bigger difference by actually spending money like that to proper resources like rubbish removal and house repairs, instead of smokes, drinks, toys and games.

Your girlfriend is going to be really upset with you when both of you have to deal with insane retard ween zoomers sending dead chickens and other retarded shit to ur doorstep FOR DA LOLS and your life may get even worse. Just go to some of the threads and ask for advice instead of doxxing urself lol

 

[Lord Denning]

Dole covers just about the basics. Bills first, food, then essentials like toothpaste or shower gel and the likes. I get maybe 140 left that then has to last a month

The idea pretty much spanned from other lolcows being given money and donations specifically so people could watch them waste it. I thought I'd be able to make a bigger difference by actually spending money like that to proper resources like rubbish removal and house repairs, instead of smokes, drinks, toys and games.

This isn't a charity, no one here will help you with your problems. In any case, the fact that you're self-aware enough to know the difference between spending money on games vs house repairs means you're not a lolcow and therefore, not worthy of a thread. If you want charity, try your local church.

 

[Zeftax]

Wasn't looking to make more than maybe 2k tops

A bunch of retards on the internet laughing at you = money
how?

If there's anything else I should mention at this point, let me know.

I think it goes full name, address, any further contact details and pictures? Yeah and all your other social media accounts and as many embarrassing details about yourself as you can.
But for real, listen to the others and log off. Find a normal job. You ale clearly literate, that's enough to get one.

should be making a post about her soon

Please understand that the claims that we are some hate site dead set on abusing people is a misinformation campaign. We just laugh at weird people on the internet. Some people may take the information available here and do malicious stuff with it, but that's basically an instaban from here - very frowned upon.

The idea pretty much spanned from other lolcows being given money and donations specifically so people could watch them waste it.

Again, interaction with cows is highly discouraged here, if you want to get abused go to reddit, they have way higher killcount.

 

[Gravekeeper's Vassal]

I had intended to basically clown on myself and make a profit off of that

This site isn't an onlyfans for retards, you're not going to profit just from having a thread and doing embarrassing shit.

Most cows end up living in poverty with the added perk of people fucking with them a lot, but the few that actually make profit from their infamy are circumstantial and not something that can just be duplicated to make money quickly and then fuck off.

 

[Skitarii]

I say OP should go for it, but write complete bullshit and make no indication that he's lying

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

A bunch of retards on the internet laughing at you = money

1. retard exists
2. other retards point and laugh
3. ???
4. profit

...yeah, doesn't math

 

[The Orcman]

Alright, at this point I need to be open with my original plan.

I never intended, even at first, to beg for money for nothing. Of course I'd have to do something stupid first.

The reason I needed it to go at the start of November, with time in October to discuss how I could potentially make that work? Completely to do with NNN.

I completely struggle with pornography. We aren't talking normal stuff, either. Thankfully not kids, shit or piss, but definitely not vanilla. GF is fully aware, and only puts up with it because she loves me. I'm not the sort of guy to chat up other women (or men, porn has made me Bi). It started off with just images of latex clad women back in school. Yknow, usual going through hormones sorta thing. It has severely evolved from that. Dangerously autistic stuff. At this point I'm concerned I'm getting into feet.

Im not proud of it, I dont want to be proud of it, but at this point its a routine that I can't help without a form of support. It started when I was 13, based solely on texture and visuals. Anything round, shiny, or slimy. I never saw myself getting with someone later on in life and basically just relied on it. It's ruined my life and I want out, but felt I could profit off the embarrassment and stupidity of someone doing this in general, before kicking the habit for good. Use that money for something meaningful, instead of for something personal.

After watching a few lolcow documentaries, I'd essentially come to the amazing conclusion that retards get paid for being retards. I had the brilliant idea of essentially deleting chunks of my 300GB+ folder live on a stream (likely PornHub to limit under 18s, as well as for the pure irony, and the fact they would allow such adult content) for money. After a donation, I'd spin a wheel (essentially determining whether it would be based on size, name, type etc etc), highlight an amount paid for, scroll through and show it off (much to my own embarassment), and delete. Yes, I could just delete it. But the only benefit of that is that part of me gets deleted, and I still live in squallor. Anything I wasn't able to reasonably use was going to be donated to a charity for porn addict help. In total, I would have planned to remove rubbish, repair the ceiling, buy storage (like cupboards and cabinets), and then lastly cleaning supplies to make the house more representable.

The main issue is rubbish. Our council only takes the bins out every 3 weeks, to try and encourage recycling. We always sort that out weekly, but have bags of regular rubbish we just can't fit into the bin, without meaning the kitchen bin gets left full for like 2 weeks.

If I hit a certain goal, I was going to delete the rest on stream, or continue if people wanted me to. If I didn't hit the goal, do the next goal with what I had, whether it were a little or a lot, maybe repeat at a later date.
I'd have different things people could also donate towards, like publicly deleting my regular haunts like deviantArt or Twitter, maybe lift some weights or destroy some of my smoking supplies and help me improve myself there too. I want to quit or at least cut down smoking too, but I didn't feel that would be interesting enough to people to put money towards.

My next goal from there on wouldve been to make update posts, showing the money being spent properly. Before and after pictures, likely receipts from payments as well. In my head, I thought perhaps I could be a different kind of lolcow. One that people could have actual mixed feelings about.

"So why the fuck did you think KiwiFarms would have been the best place to do this?"

Simple. Brutal honesty, and the fact I'd have a REASON not to continue this fucking habit. If I didn't want to remain the butt of a joke, I'd have no option but to essentially keep away from it. Of course, it would follow me around, but at the very least I could be happy with the changes I was able to make in my life, and proud of the fact I did something good for someone else.

The reason I didn't go to Reddit is because they fucking celebrate porn like its Jesus. I'd just have a bunch of faggots telling me "ohhhh, wanking is good for you! Porn is healthy! You should keep jerking it teehee!". Nah, fuck that. That would be like quitting weed in Amsterdam, or being honest in Israel

TL;DR, I'm a stupid retard who relied on porn before realising I actually could do something worthwhile in life, I'm now stuck with this stupid fucking habit, and wanted to get out of it with a bang, purely for the entertainment of other people.

 

[libRT]

why does the government consider you unfit for work?

If the government considers you unfit for work, that only means you can claim benefits, doesn't mean you are banned from working. You can work.