random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sloppa]

Source: leaked Nick Rekieta text messege to Ralph, regarding his lost live-in coke girlfriend.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

It's like Schrodinger's Fag, if you put your dick into a gloryhole and something sucks it you are in the superposition of being simultaneously gay and straight until the person on the other end is observed... But if you are the one on the other end you are 10000% gay.

 

[Camel Bro 94]

Now he's working as a substitute teacher while she's barefoot and pregnant with a really ugly baby.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Don't care, didn't ask, plus you traced over pictures of IRL kids for diaper art.

you will never stop wanting to beat gender ideologues to death with your bare hands.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Just because you wrote this one-handed doesn't mean it shouldn't be proofread.

205miliion23, floating through charred nothingness as the sun has died and enveloped the earth and local solar system-STILL NOT BEEN FUCKED IN MY ROBOAMHOLE

I wonder how many Funko Pop microplastics I have in my balls at this moment.

We’re like the Afghanistan of the Internet, world superpowers and self appointed global regulatory bodies have fucked with us to little avail.

That's the sword he used to cut off his pee-pee.

do adults preorder funko pops with a pathetic five dollar down payment

it so, we need eugenics back

 

[Gentlebastard]

From @the khat quaffer on Jack Scalfani's thread:

What part of ṛ̴̔r̵̳̈r̷͓̋r̵̥͌g̵̦̃h̶͙͑h̵̩̔u̷̪͛r̷͖̀g̵͕͌h̷̘̄ṷ̴̿g̸̰͒ḧ̷͚́ ̵̳̒b̸͔͝u̸̜̅r̵͉̀r̶̪͘r̷̰͆g̷͖͌a̴̡͛ ̵̼͒W̵̭̽H̶͔̎È̸̺Ř̴̙E̵̼̐'̶̬̇Z̸̮̏ ̶̨͛C̶͍̅H̸̨͝Ę̶̆E̸̩̕Z̵͚̆E̷̋ͅ ̷͓̌I̶͍̓Ņ̶͛S̴̻͒Ḙ̴̈Ŕ̷̳Ț̷̓ ̷͎̍M̴̝̎Ḛ̶̎E̸̩͐T̸͓͛Z̷̯̆ ̴͕̆ do you have trouble understanding?

Before I learned of India, I thought Nurgle was a made up god by a british toy company.

You were probably just drunk, retarded, and had no clue what you were doing.

I never defend the farms, this place is awful. But I just love laughing at troons too much.

Most people here are mildly autistic normies who have similiar flaws to those posted here, but aren't retarded enough to reveal that to online strangers and/or refuse to work on those issues

May we be blessed with the next docket entry soon.

She looks like a depressed wine mom who would join an MLM

I would imagine sometime soon there's going to be an article about someone who was arrested for bringing a bag of frozen shrimp on an Amtrak train, ignoring that his other luggage included a loaded pistol, several blocks of C-4, a combat knife, and a Guatemalan dwarf wearing a rubber fetish outfit.

Psst, psst, trannies and pooners I know you're reading this and I just want to let you know that your feigned self awareness is not an effective coping strategy for your mental illness.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

The mind-control tentacle monster parasites I can appreciate, but a man and a woman having sex just isn't age-appropriate.

Maple syrup-stained hands typed this.

I knew from that one line that the article had the stench of pretentious faggotry, but the guy being a druid confirms it.

Is there a chud book club thread?

The one word at a time captions make me want to do horrible things to datacenters.

Spoiler: Vulgar Display Of Power done right

Tie me to a missile and fire it at Mecca, I'm ready.

 

[Vivziepop Hitler]

we used to have a society now we have a beurocracy.

 

[Asian tech support]

My negro manservant appear to be a homosexualist. An amateur would think this "woke." An expert knows this is based as he will never breed.

 

[Speedrunner]

also change your fucking eyesore cringe ass fucking sparkledog anime avatar jesus christ

 

[Aunt Carol]

Vote for me for god-fuhrer of America and I will personally run over every homeless nigger with a monster truck.

 

[DickMain]

Jeets: the Megazord of rape.

 

[dcss]

and me being unable to cum simply felt like a missed opportunity, rather than an outright failure that'd ruin the whole day.

 

[Hyper Vigilant Dumbass]

nigga why would you do this to yourself

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I love the thought of Frankenstein going from corpse to corpse looking for the perfect dick

--@Flaw Peacock in General chat

 

[Spectate]

It's fascinating that a literal pants-shitting retard is able to respond to trolling better than 99% of the people who have threads here .

 

[neger psykolog]

They fought over Kiwifarms

 

[neger psykolog]

We'd have gotten a proper rage stream by now if it wasn't for those bags of high-dose edibles. That weed store can go fuck itself.

 

[DickMain]

in yet another instance of the president’s strange obsession with fat people

 

[neger psykolog]

After school my friends and I were accessing rotten.com and we turned out ok.