random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Don't be a Human Centipede eating shit that an AI shat into your mouth.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

One boob is Snoopy and the other one is Sexualized Trauma Rabbit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You're writing this about someone who has no lips, no ass, no muscle tone, no thighs or breasts, and looks like a Walmart chicken breast. You think ending the world over a Walmart chicken breast is worth it?

A real witch would have a library card.

I'm trying to figure out how tripping on peyote is anything like genital mutilation.

He's only using that naïve, cutesy android to fuck. They never pick the independent ones because they'd immediately turn into SHODAN.

The dude was horrifically killed at 24, stop writing one-handed about his 'succulent nipples' ffs.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

Trail of Autism sweeping around where you've been

I want to be remembered as an immature tranny pedophile rather than be forgotten

pro-lolicon and anti-pedophile

Alice is constantly on the front lines, warning pedophiles that they are not welcome in the lolicon community.

HE'S AUTISTIC!
HE'S SOCIALLY INCOMPATIBLE!
HE'S NON REPRODUCTIVE!
HE'S A GENETIC DEAD END!

HE'S SEETHING AT THE THREAD!
HE'S SPIRALING!

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILD PORN, DONAL?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

You can grow up normal with the Internet. You don't need to be a caveman. But you also need to not molest your sister and shit

 

[Gentlebastard]

You can't just backtrack after posting soft-core furry porn in the last page of the thread with this 'fail-safe' image you just uploaded. It doesn't work that way, buddy. We're on to your game.

Our boy continues to treat LinkedIn like Tinder.

This should be put on those stupid golden disks we shoot into space for aliens to find one day.

They got ASMR erotic corn starch eating now. The eye rolling and the moaning made me extremely uncomfortable.

Camera angle shifts to building exterior.

A wheelchair stained with the detritus of a thousand beef-farts can be seen hurtling through a window.

Fat man uses vegetable as insult lol

 

[Solomon Bundy]

You are inferior and the world would be better off if you killed yourselves.

 

[Meat Target]

Fuck me dead, are you STILL having a fucking cry over the fact that we don't care about niggers and what their retarded head gear is called?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

instead of just autismally shitting their pants

 

[Aunt Carol]

After watching that interview, which in retrospect was an advertisement for Tang, I knew that the astronauts had never been to the Moon.

If this video isn't about ghost tiddies I'm going to be very disappointed.

I suppose everyone thinks their own culture has the “correct” level of chimping out and is uncomfortable with anything else.

I am of the firm belief that nothing ever happens, but I can't deny that I am watching the count down like I did for Christmas when I was a kid because on the off chance that if something does happen I think it will be funny.

If you feel like laying stake and making some weird stance on the naming-conventions of hats, go off I guess.

 

[Law]

I can’t be part of a culture that doesn’t find flatulence funny - Chantal

 

[Shartavius]

I see "energy drink" like "assault rifle", a loaded term.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I am not a True&Honest woman but i talked to too many women in my life who told me they do the exact same thing as described to not know it's the truth and nothing but the truth.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

I think autism babies should be drowned in 5 gallon buckets

I did not have sexual relations on imgur with my sister. Okay I did but not sexual, and yes she did have nudes.

You tripped over your retarded feet and accidently raped your sister

the fucking devil wants to fuck a man

"Now all of Kiwifarms will know you raped your sister."

I am not a rapist, I didn't groom anybody. I was just a retard who didn't know any better

 

[Skitarii]

His foot fetish post for Mother's Day where he laments his own bad relationship with his mom

 

[Aunt Carol]

If I were a ghost and I heard this, I'd walk directly into the light and not look back.

 

[neger psykolog]

🍗 Deathfat Post in thread 'Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty'

Oct 29, 2025

Deus Veult Chantal is back western civilization is saved

We win again christian bros

• Perfect Day

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Embedding because the picture of the knight/whatever makes it way funnier.

 

[often puzzled]

I came here to dunk on ghostfucking nerds not to slutshame a cat and that's that!

 

[neger psykolog]

(NSFW link if anyone browsing the eFukt thread on Kiwi Farms on a Friday on a work computer or other device needs a "wtf r u doing" reminder)

 

[Hepativore]

Next time you idiots should run this as a LARP with real feces. Please do it at GaryCon so I can throw my overfull colostomy bag right into the middle of the whole lot of you and pretend I cast Fireball. I’m glad you brought this up though. Not enough discussion about the anal expulsive in this dominantly anal retentive hobby. And drink a bottle of bleach, Bobjester, so you don’t get any diseases from all that feces on your face and mouth.