🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Swole McPole said:
Linked In should have some kind of forced validation so Russell has to tell the world that he drives Door Dash for a living.
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Ehhh yes but no. Aren't we actively against the jew EU's requirement that internet users upload proof of ID to visit wrongthink/naughty sites?

Edit: apparently a fag. In the process of killing myself.
 
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Swole McPole said:
It's infuriating to me that he describes himself as 'paralegal, entrepeneur, songwriter, dreamer and doer' when he's actually none of those things.

Linked In should have some kind of forced validation so Russell has to tell the world that he drives Door Dash for a living.
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Technically he is all of those things. He just leaves off the word "failed".
 
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This...I give up. What is this? Some kind of hooker code? "Two T-rexes" = titties? Is he calling her old like a dinosaur? (She's in Dubai.) What?
 
It's either trying to be cute like "RAWR!"

Or he's saying he's got a big head and short little arms.

Could be either.
 
Apparently the T-Rex emoji is used to signify “beast mode” and work hustle. Considering Russ is a literal beast, this amuses me.
 
Instant_Pot_User said:
Obviously ouzo and rakia, Russ. Bitches love rakia.
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Much like his taste in hot drinks, Ouzo and all anise-based liquors are the kind of vile, disgustingly sweet, overrated and overpriced flavours that Russhole would go for. If he was a drinker with a taste and culture that went beyond the most basic npc shit, that is.

Stinkyboy said:
thats usa, not europe
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I reckon @the khat quaffer means being against enforcing ID verification in principle and wherever it may happen, not that Russell or whoever he's wooing are in the EU. And even if not, he's right all the same.
 
m1ddl3m4rch said:
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Hardin should send Greee some f-emails so he doesn't miss them.
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Ferengreer would have been thrown out by now, especially with the lawsuit against Captain Null of the Starship Kiwi. Where is the profit? Only expenses after expenses! First Officer Hardin would have convinced Ferengreer's first officer to throw him in the brig where he belongs.

Their weird perverted hangup about clothed females would be exactly the same though.
 
Niall Meanwhile said:
Much like his taste in hot drinks, Ouzo and all anise-based liquors are the kind of vile, disgustingly sweet, overrated and overpriced flavours that Russhole would go for. If he was a drinker with a taste and culture that went beyond the most basic npc shit, that is.
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Unless you are a raging alcoholic with a lot of Greek pride, ouzo is not a drink that's meant to get you hammered. It's usually served in a tall glass with ice and cold water where the whole point is the blossoming reaction of the ingredients. You also pair it with a meze plate, which is the Greek equivalent of bar food. Usually grilled octopus, seafood, etc. This is something Rusty will never be able to appreciate in terms of culture since it will not result in him getting him his penis sucked.
 
obsdj said:
That last one, Ariel, who is the proud recipient of a "business message" from our boy, apparently is a wannabe lawyer in Las Vegas. Could his proposition have anything to do with his recent shocking fuckups in his lawsuit against Null? Perhaps seeking legal advice from someone who is not actually a lawyer?
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Our boy continues to treat LinkedIn like Tinder. He (or she) appears to have deleted his last comment to Miss Ariel, but he remains undaunted: Here he is yesterday, commenting on another one of her posts from at least a year ago.
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Not just her, of course. He actually scored a couple of replies from other chickies, which is probably going to have him soaring for the next few weeks.
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"Hard," huh huh huh.
 
obsdj said:
Our boy continues to treat LinkedIn like Tinder. He (or she) appears to have deleted his last comment to Miss Ariel, but he remains undaunted: Here he is yesterday, commenting on another one of her posts from at least a year ago.
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Not just her, of course. He actually scored a couple of replies from other chickies, which is probably going to have him soaring for the next few weeks.
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"Hard," huh huh huh.
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Love the tenacity. Just gets back up after every beatdown or rejection. Water off a duck's back.
Love that he's trying to Venmo a dollar to entrepreneurial women.
It's only a matter of time before he pisses off the wrong Type A personality and those 'investment opportunity' messages come out.
 
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